{"id":9815,"date":"2025-01-08T22:22:33","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T22:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/entertainment\/books\/christmas-crackers-by-sharon-tregenza\/"},"modified":"2025-01-08T22:22:33","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T22:22:33","slug":"christmas-crackers-by-sharon-tregenza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=9815","title":{"rendered":"CHRISTMAS CRACKERS by Sharon Tregenza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: red;\"><b>\u00a0CHRISTMAS CRACKERS<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">I wrote these little fellas for a magazine many years ago &#8211; I found them lurking in a corner of my computer today and thought I&#8217;d post them here as a lead up to the festive season&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEihlniiOv_Ucuw_8RKd1kaQV-sf3eioed8W1uh29W8TLpcxtlwqu5Fpk4va5w-q2stpN2zmLxPBfinRDzyZ5DnTARIi-YNnoKIDZR1UvOQojQ2dYoS8LgiK0GjFqQl_WQBJKuJb48vBY-vltaUOuXZz97_XtAXKHjMjM-XlhGr01QjHU6LLPx5dcvjZpqis\/s305\/download.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"165\" data-original-width=\"305\" height=\"165\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEihlniiOv_Ucuw_8RKd1kaQV-sf3eioed8W1uh29W8TLpcxtlwqu5Fpk4va5w-q2stpN2zmLxPBfinRDzyZ5DnTARIi-YNnoKIDZR1UvOQojQ2dYoS8LgiK0GjFqQl_WQBJKuJb48vBY-vltaUOuXZz97_XtAXKHjMjM-XlhGr01QjHU6LLPx5dcvjZpqis\/s1600\/download.png\" width=\"305\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><i style=\"color: red;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Turkey bones and paper<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\"><i>empty bottles fill the bins.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\"><i>But Christmas isn&#8217;t over<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\"><i>&#8217;til your shirt is free of pins.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\"><i>We collected our gobbling turkey,<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\"><i>and settled it down for the night.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\"><i>The next day we had it for dinner,<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\"><i>it sat next to me on the right.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjC5ng2o0DmZ1FdH_ilN7USzrFmVjGg8ibkyweFxsI05m7-A_XklOlg-GeUucukh3gpPPTPYJyXdXhxxH-MISWSAnl5RrtV8oPSBB6p3DoajoZilZGob9d-Wg7-JW7jfIlUr7hFSr_FNR4nw5-t9ysGtu-F6NLwu0htWaI50PloMcJjA-BaOQ6MaCt9S1ih\/s225\/images-1.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"225\" data-original-width=\"225\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjC5ng2o0DmZ1FdH_ilN7USzrFmVjGg8ibkyweFxsI05m7-A_XklOlg-GeUucukh3gpPPTPYJyXdXhxxH-MISWSAnl5RrtV8oPSBB6p3DoajoZilZGob9d-Wg7-JW7jfIlUr7hFSr_FNR4nw5-t9ysGtu-F6NLwu0htWaI50PloMcJjA-BaOQ6MaCt9S1ih\/s1600\/images-1.png\" width=\"225\"\/><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\">Why not&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: red;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mix turkey DNA<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\">with a centipede, say,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\">then we&#8217;ll all get a leg<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: red; font-size: large;\">of the bird Christmas day.<br \/><i><br \/><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEi97FLb_OcT7QVPXvSGUC9Zfy3ESD7yhR4H5F3zl4O_Dqa9YcopQgQ_TTMIZ1qhBSKvUVVVDBwOL41jODWt2t7ew4ygjL0v4pQt7PLC4mwA6tcFHDq8O83HSfOvXaovxH1KFVgBPCxbChTf6XQ6Y0NG5ky48vJkRhyphenhyphen5VyDdM-JSXjLg8lQD7sAj2a1o2GOd\/s225\/download-1.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"225\" data-original-width=\"225\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEi97FLb_OcT7QVPXvSGUC9Zfy3ESD7yhR4H5F3zl4O_Dqa9YcopQgQ_TTMIZ1qhBSKvUVVVDBwOL41jODWt2t7ew4ygjL0v4pQt7PLC4mwA6tcFHDq8O83HSfOvXaovxH1KFVgBPCxbChTf6XQ6Y0NG5ky48vJkRhyphenhyphen5VyDdM-JSXjLg8lQD7sAj2a1o2GOd\/s1600\/download-1.png\" width=\"225\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\">She&#8217;s cooked and she&#8217;s cleaned<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\">the family&#8217;s in clover.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\">But Christmas day night.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #38761d; font-size: large;\">Mum&#8217;s cope runneth over.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Happy holidays to all.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sharontregenza.com\">www.sharontregenza.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/awfullybigblogadventure.blogspot.com\/2024\/12\/mailto:sharontregenza@gmail.com\">sharontregenza@gmail.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0CHRISTMAS CRACKERS I wrote these little fellas for a magazine many years ago &#8211; 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