{"id":88937,"date":"2025-02-15T03:48:08","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T03:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/recipes\/category-a-b\/beer\/denver-pumpkin-beers-satire-brewing-company\/"},"modified":"2025-02-15T03:48:08","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T03:48:08","slug":"denver-pumpkin-beers-satire-brewing-company","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=88937","title":{"rendered":"Denver Pumpkin Beers | Satire Brewing Company"},"content":{"rendered":"


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Satire Brewing Company<\/a> creates the most unique specialty beers in Denver. In the heart of our craziest festival and event season, our Satire tasting room is buzzing with excitement every single day, we decided to dive into the delightful chaos of brewing not one, not two, but six different kinds of pumpkin beers<\/a>. Yes, you heard that right\u2014complete madness!<\/p>\n

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Our signature Halloween Party Is October 26th! <\/strong><\/h2>\n

(We open at noon and live music starts at 4:00pm)!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Costumes are encouraged but don\u2019t feel obligated. Come down and just have some fun. Special Halloween candies custom made for Satire by DAR Chocolates.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Shamus Blood Red Ale-Halloween version. Join us for live music at 4 PM. Our delicious Scottish ale made with extra blood from Englishmen killed by the Scottish legend Shamus the Slayer. Known for killing hundreds of Englishmen back in the day. His ghost has taken flight along the banks of the nearby Highline Canal and with a little luck he may pay a visit to us on Saturday<\/strong> Night 10\/26. Come hear the bone chilling shrieks of the ghosts of the tortured Englishmen he brutalized as well. Going to be an incredible night of fun! J<\/p>\n

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Satire October Pumpkin Beers<\/h2>\n

While most breweries stick to crafting just one stellar pumpkin beer each year, we thought, \u201cWhy not go wild?\u201d So, we rolled up our sleeves and created six totally unique styles of pumpkin beer. We\u2019ve got everything from light and refreshing to dark and rich, low alcohol to big, bold brews, and a variety of spices and yeasts to tickle your taste buds. Join us for this pumpkin party!<\/p>\n

PUMP A LOT<\/strong>
Not a \u201cwow\u201d pumpkin beer. Drinkable with real pumpkin and light spice. For you who pump a lot of weights, ass, breast milk or whatever. \u00a05.8%<\/p>\n

PUMP THE MONKEY<\/strong>
Real pumpkin, spice, rye. Kindred to our Monkey Spank Hefeweizen. Soft, light, quaffable. You can Pump The Monkey all night long. Or at least you used to. 5.5%<\/p>\n

PUMPKIN FRAUD<\/strong>
Delicious pseudo pumpkin beer made without real pumpkin. Sweet with pumpkin spice. Sometimes fraud works. Just think about cosmetic facial surgery and boob jobs. A Kardashian favorite beer. \u00a06.2%<\/p>\n

PUMP ME BABY<\/strong>
Belgian golden ale, pumpkin and light spice. Keeps the historic character of a Belgian with a seasonal touch. When it is time for the second one, shout out Pump Me Baby! Most people will understand. 7.86%<\/p>\n

PUMPKIN SAUCE<\/strong>
It is the Sauce! Malty rich with real pumpkin and spice. Enchanting taste is like pumpkins making love in your mouth. Really! \u00a06.55%<\/p>\n

JACKOF IMPERIAL PUMPKIN ALE\u00a0<\/strong>
Our late season pumpkin ale, Jack of Lantern. May inspire you to do things like you used to do with the heartthrob poster as a youth. \u00a0Please keep your hands above the table while drinking. Self-Indulgence at its best. \u00a09.83%<\/p>\n

Our taster racks hold six so come on down and try them all and see which ones are your favs. We also have six different bacons crafted in our kitchen so come on down and go for 6 for 6. Six pumpkins and six bacons.<\/p>\n

Guaranteed to turn all of you pumpkin fanatics orange. You want pumpkin, you got it!!!<\/p>\n

OH YES TO BACON !!!<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Our taster racks hold six so come on down and try them all and see which ones are your favs. We also have six different bacons crafted in our Loaded Squirrel Kitchen<\/a> so come on down and go for 6 for 6. Six pumpkins and six bacons.<\/p>\n

Guaranteed to turn all of you pumpkin fanatics orange. You want pumpkin, you got it!!!<\/p>\n

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In Other News (Literally)<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u2018Brews and Barrels\u2019 offers beer and awesome prizes for a great cause!<\/strong><\/h3>\n

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Recently Todd was featured for an event at the Orchard Town Center on 9NEWS !!!