{"id":82077,"date":"2025-02-11T14:23:46","date_gmt":"2025-02-11T14:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/adventure\/i-do-semi-rad-com\/"},"modified":"2025-02-11T14:23:46","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T14:23:46","slug":"i-do-semi-rad-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=82077","title":{"rendered":"\u201cI do.\u201d \u2013 Semi-Rad.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48525\" src=\"https:\/\/semi-rad.com\/2025\/02\/i-do\/img_1988-2-copy\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?fit=1000%2C912&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,912\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone XR&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1738423783&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000592066311427&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?fit=300%2C274&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?fit=1000%2C912&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-48525\" alt=\"kid with sled and skis\" width=\"751\" height=\"685\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?resize=300%2C274&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?resize=768%2C700&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?resize=512%2C467&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1988-2-copy.jpg?resize=920%2C839&amp;ssl=1 920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 751px) 100vw, 751px\"\/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><strong>We had not died on the drive there, which felt like a small victory.<\/strong> When we woke up, it was raining in town, freezing a quarter-inch thick on every flat surface, including the street in front of our house, which I\u2019d tentatively tried to walk on and pronounced it a skating rink. People on our local subreddit said it was treacherous out there, stay home.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We discussed our options, wasting time and building an anxious feeling that maybe we wouldn\u2019t get to ski at all that day, which would be a huge bummer for my niece Mary, who had traveled all the way from Wisconsin for two days of skiing in Montana. And we\u2019d told Jay we were going skiing, but at two and a half years old, his expectations are pretty malleable.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I checked some highway web cams, which were not helpful. We talked some more, and then finally saw our neighbors across the street slowly walk to their pickup and carefully drive away without incident. That did it. We jumped into our already-mostly-packed car and hit the road. Hit the road, but like quite tenuously, teeth clenched, hands clenched, butt clenched.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The roads were terrible, covered in ice, and the rain had started to turn to snow. The first 15 miles or so were not confidence-inspiring, snow and ice plus the windshield covered by spray off vehicle tires every time someone passed us, very \u201cskiing is great but not really worth running your car off the road with your whole family in it on the way there\u201d vibes. I was happy my friend Mike had talked me into finally buying snow tires for the car a few weeks earlier.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After a final last few miles up a winding two-lane mountain road, we arrived at the ski area parking lot. I popped open the hatchback to put on my boots and discuss strategy with Hilary: Who should buy the lift tickets, who should wrangle Jay, who should ski with Mary first and who should take Jay for his first-ever magic carpet laps. I looked down at our pile of boots, Jay\u2019s hand-me-down boots and skis, our helmets, a couple backpacks, and\u2014fuuuuuuuuck.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDid you pack his jacket and snow pants?\u201d I asked, which is also saying, \u201cI didn\u2019t put his jacket and snow pants in the car, did you?\u201d Which is also saying, \u201cfuuuuuuuuck.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m not a parent who is going to demand that his kid love skiing, or a parent who wants to live his unrealized skiing\/athletic dreams through his child, but I do aspire to be a parent who remembers to bring his toddler\u2019s jacket on said kid\u2019s first-ever day of skiing after driving an hour and a half on pretty hairy roads.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Alas.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Skiing is absurd. Skiing with a toddler is absurd and inefficient. Surely one of us sitting in the lodge with a toddler all day because we forgot his jacket (and pants and mittens) would not be the end of the world. Maybe it just wasn\u2019t in the cards, and Jay probably wouldn\u2019t care anyway. Was it even worth it to buy lift tickets when we wouldn\u2019t get started skiing until almost noon and the ski area closed at 4:00?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I hustled up the hill to the small ski shop on the bottom floor of the only building at the ski area, pretty sure our day was over before it began. I sheepishly asked the manager, \u201cYou don\u2019t happen to have ski pants that would fit a toddler, do you?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It is hard to understate the joy that this man saying \u201cI do\u201d brought me in that moment. Probably the second-best \u201cI do\u201d I have ever received, next to my wedding day? Anyway, I bought a pair of slightly large bibs (he\u2019ll grow into them), and get the hell out of here, you have toddler-sized mittens? I\u2019ll take these too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48526\" src=\"https:\/\/semi-rad.com\/2025\/02\/i-do\/img_1975-copy\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?fit=1000%2C873&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,873\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone XR&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1738411685&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000889679715302&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?fit=300%2C262&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?fit=1000%2C873&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-48526\" alt=\"magic carpet skiing\" width=\"750\" height=\"655\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?resize=300%2C262&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?resize=768%2C670&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?resize=512%2C447&amp;ssl=1 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/semi-rad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_1975-copy.jpg?resize=920%2C803&amp;ssl=1 920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2014<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>If you enjoyed this piece, please consider\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/semi_rad\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>supporting my work<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><h3 class=\"jp-relatedposts-headline\"><em>Related<\/em><\/h3>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had not died on the drive there, which felt like a small victory. 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