{"id":78847,"date":"2025-02-10T00:51:55","date_gmt":"2025-02-10T00:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/recipes\/category-a-b\/beer\/satire-brewing-company-thornton-colorado\/"},"modified":"2025-02-10T00:51:55","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T00:51:55","slug":"satire-brewing-company-thornton-colorado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=78847","title":{"rendered":"Satire Brewing Company Thornton Colorado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"post-195688\">\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd\" dir=\"auto\">\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd\" data-ad-rendering-role=\"story_message\">\n<div id=\":r7u:\" class=\"x1l90r2v x1iorvi4 x1ye3gou xn6708d\" data-ad-comet-preview=\"message\" data-ad-preview=\"message\">\n<div class=\"x78zum5 xdt5ytf xz62fqu x16ldp7u\">\n<div class=\"xu06os2 x1ok221b\">\n<div class=\"xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs x126k92a\">\n<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs xlh3980 xvmahel x1n0sxbx x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u x1yc453h\" dir=\"auto\">We\u2019ve finally nailed down our Taste the Fun video! We wanted a slogan that truly captures what <a href=\"https:\/\/satirebrewingcompany.com\/about\/\">Satire is all about.<\/a> Sure, we do beer, drinks, food, and parties\u2014but at the heart of it all, we bring the fun!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Satire Brewing Company | TASTE THE FUN!\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/b4OJ0O5KYAw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h2 dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/h2>\n<p>We never thought we\u2019d be making craft cocktails, but here we are and loving it! They\u2019ve been a hit and the amount of creative ideas flowing are endless!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p>A few of the ones we have on tap are:<\/p>\n<p><strong>ELF JUICE COCKTAIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever had Elf Juice before? Vodka, cranberry, tart cherry, lime, and seasonal spices. It keeps the elves buzzing this time of year! 7%<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p><strong>UNDER THE COVERS COCKTAIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Apple, pear, bourbon and spice. It\u2019s that chilly time of year to get under the covers. Now what you do there is your business. 7%<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p><strong>PINK TORPEDO COCKTAIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pink lemonade, provocative spices and vodka with taste you can\u2019t fathom. There is no lurking in the baffles you\u2019ve been spotted with our periscope. We are going to sink you with our Pink Torpedo! 7%<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p><strong>HARVEST HOOK UP COCKTAIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Need a hook up? Loaded Question. 2.5 oz of 100 proof bourbon infused with apples, oranges, cloves, cinnamon, cherry bitters and maple syrup.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<p>We can also make all your usual favorites.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-195689\" src=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails-1024x683.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1\" alt=\"Latest Satire Brewing Company cocktail and beer releases. Thornton, CO\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1872w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails-1280x853.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1280w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails-980x653.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 980w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails-480x320.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 480w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails.jpg?size=216x144&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 216w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails.jpg?size=648x432&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 648w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails.jpg?size=864x576&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 864w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/cocktails.jpg?size=1080x720&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1080w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) and (max-width: 1280px) 1280px, (min-width: 1281px) 1872px, 100vw\"\/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2 dir=\"auto\">Every Beer Has A Story: Raspberry Racoon<\/h2>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Every Beer Has a Story | Raspberry Racoon\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NVzgu5k7tNc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h2 dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/h2>\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd\" dir=\"auto\">\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd\" data-ad-rendering-role=\"story_message\">\n<div id=\":r6h:\" class=\"x1l90r2v x1iorvi4 x1ye3gou xn6708d\" data-ad-comet-preview=\"message\" data-ad-preview=\"message\">\n<div class=\"x78zum5 xdt5ytf xz62fqu x16ldp7u\">\n<div class=\"xu06os2 x1ok221b\">\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p><strong>REBOUND BROWN IPA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You just broke up with your favorite IPA and you need something different. It may help you forget your ex. It may be a little bitter but it doesn\u2019t mind being used. Bold taste with four hops. 6%<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-195690 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire-1024x682.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1810w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire-1280x853.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1280w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire-980x653.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 980w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire-480x320.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 480w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire.jpg?size=216x144&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 216w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire.jpg?size=648x432&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 648w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire.jpg?size=864x576&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 864w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/rebound-brown-satire.jpg?size=1080x720&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1080w\" data-sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) and (max-width: 1280px) 1280px, (min-width: 1281px) 1810px, 100vw\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1024px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1024\/682;\"\/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<div class=\"xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs x126k92a\">\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>IN HONOR OF GROUNDHOG DAY!<\/p>\n<p>We bring you\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p><strong>VARMINT POONTANG \u201925<\/strong><\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<p>Small batch sour Groundhog Day unleash. Passionfruit, orange, cherry, lime sour. Our 2025 version of Varmint Poontang. \u201cThe only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.\u201d Carl Spackler Caddyshack. 10.7%<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-195691 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre-1024x683.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1500w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre-1280x853.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1280w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre-980x653.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 980w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre-480x320.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 480w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre.jpg?size=216x144&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 216w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre.jpg?size=648x432&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 648w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre.jpg?size=864x576&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 864w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/groundhog-beer-satre.jpg?size=1080x720&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1080w\" data-sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) and (max-width: 1280px) 1280px, (min-width: 1281px) 1500px, 100vw\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1024px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1024\/683;\"\/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<div class=\"xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs x126k92a\">\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>February 3rd was Four Chaplains Day, and we were closed so you couldn\u2019t come in to drink our<strong> Four Chaplains IPA<\/strong> so we\u2019re here to remind you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p>On February 3, 1943, four U.S. Army chaplains\u2014Lt. George Fox (Methodist), Lt. Alexander Goode (Jewish), Lt. John Washington (Catholic), and Lt. Clark Poling (Dutch Reformed)\u2014made the ultimate sacrifice when the USS Dorchester was struck by a German torpedo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p>In the chaos, they gave up their own life jackets so others could survive. As the ship sank, survivors recalled seeing the chaplains standing together, praying, and offering comfort to the men around them. Their selfless act of bravery and faith remains a powerful symbol of unity, sacrifice, and love.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<p>On Four Chaplains Day, we remember their incredible heroism and the lesson they left behind: In the face of adversity, we are stronger together.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-195692 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/four-chaplins-beer-853x1024.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"853\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/four-chaplins-beer.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 1080w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/four-chaplins-beer-980x1176.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 980w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/four-chaplins-beer-480x576.jpg?lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 480w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/four-chaplins-beer.jpg?size=216x259&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 216w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/four-chaplins-beer.jpg?size=648x778&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 648w, https:\/\/b1122923.smushcdn.com\/1122923\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/four-chaplins-beer.jpg?size=864x1037&amp;lossy=1&amp;strip=1&amp;webp=1 864w\" data-sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) 1080px, 100vw\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 853px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 853\/1024;\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve finally nailed down our Taste the Fun video! We wanted a slogan that truly captures what Satire is all about. 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