{"id":70803,"date":"2025-02-06T04:38:25","date_gmt":"2025-02-06T04:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/agriculture\/walking-the-land-shark-a-farm-wife\/"},"modified":"2025-02-06T04:38:25","modified_gmt":"2025-02-06T04:38:25","slug":"walking-the-land-shark-a-farm-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=70803","title":{"rendered":"Walking The Land Shark \u2014 A Farm Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">We\u2019ve been doing this a couple of weeks now and he now expects it first thing in the morning. We are up to .75 miles which we do in about 21 minutes per mile. I then drop him off home and Max and I walk the other to make up the 2 miles in 16 \u2013 17 minutes per mile.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">I must say I do enjoy it as much as they do \u2013 sometimes. <\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">The other morning it was a three-ring circus. <\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">They go out to potty. Breakfast. Yard collars on. <\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">I had to test Mosley\u2019s because it got wet the night before \u2013 It tested fine in the garage, so he was let out.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">I checked to see where he was and he was pulling one of the flags out of the ground so, yes, not working. Out to the road I go with jammies to rescue Mosley and try to figure out the collar. Back and forth 3 times \u2013 drying the collar, new battery etc.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">I hung the collar over a fan and decided to run back and take a shower. I then made up my mind I was gonna relax \u2013 it was only 7:00 am-ish, so I put on clean jammies to sit and play some word games.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">\u00a0But before I sat down, I decided to test the collar again \u2013 I did throw on some jeans since traffic would be greater at that time. Collar still wasn\u2019t working.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">At that point I forgot all about the relaxing plan and decided to run up to church to walk the dogs. Only I forgot to change my PJ tops.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">Thankfully I had a jacket on \u2013 full of dog treats that the Land Shark would mangle my hand for.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\">It wasn\u2019t until I was home back in the chair \u201ctrying\u201d to play one stinkin\u2019 word game that I noticed my wardrobe.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve been doing this a couple of weeks now and he now expects it first thing in the morning. We are up to .75 miles which we do in about 21 minutes per mile. 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