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It\u2019s not because it\u2019s AI-generated. It\u2019s because it misses the whole point of a pitch deck.<\/h3>\n
It was pitch day yesterday for two of my organizations. I listened to 15 pitches. At least 10 of the pitch decks were created with AI. And we immediately rejected all of them.<\/p>\n
The pitches weren\u2019t rejected because they were AI. They were rejected because they were bad pitches. Although they were nicely formatted, they failed to engage investors.<\/p>\n
The AI pitches were full of information, far too much information in fact, but not the right information that investors need to assess an early-stage startup. They were full of graphics, icons, and splashes of color, but not graphics that explained the business and often made the story more confusing.<\/p>\n
My simple advice: if you want investment \u2014 don\u2019t use AI to generate your pitch deck.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t get me wrong \u2014 I love AI. I built an AI coding startup a decade ago and have invested in many AI startups. I use AI daily for translation (extremely helpful), for startup diligence (life changing), for proving my wife wrong (yeah, don\u2019t do that unless you like sleeping on the sofa). AI is a gamechanger for so many activities. But, at least for now, not for creating a pitch deck.<\/p>\n
I get it. Writing pitch decks is hard. It\u2019s time consuming when you need the time to build the product and talk to customers. But there are no easy shortcuts. The job of creating the pitch deck is the job of explaining your business, of distilling all the things you can do to a few short sentences that resonate with investors. That can\u2019t be handed off to a graphics designer or a pitch deck writer on Upwork. And it can\u2019t be handed off to Claude.<\/p>\n
Good, But Not Good Enough<\/strong><\/h3>\n
Your best friends Claude and Chatty make pitch decks that actually aren\u2019t bad. In fact, they\u2019re probably better than 50% of the human-created pitch decks I see. But\u2026<\/p>\n
That\u2019s not good enough. We don\u2019t invest in 50% of startups. We invest in the top 2%. And AI won\u2019t get you there. Not even close.<\/p>\n
Here are the specific reasons why AI-generated pitch decks don\u2019t cut it.<\/p>\n
Data Dump Instead of Story<\/h3>\n
If you give AI a data dump about your startup, it will produce a pitch deck that\u2019s a nicely formatted data dump. And that\u2019s not what investors need.<\/p>\n
First rule for a good pitch deck is to tell a story. Not a story of how great your product is but how an investment in your company will lead to a 100x return for investors. It\u2019s a sales pitch to convince investors to buy stock in your business.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t know why AI can\u2019t understand that, but it doesn\u2019t. It can output problem, solution, market size, competition slides, etc. but it can\u2019t generate a message of why this is a good investment. Instead, it outputs lots of words that say lots of things but doesn\u2019t come together into a coherent story of generating return for investors.<\/p>\n
Granted, most early-stage pitches do a poor job of that, too, but those pitches don\u2019t get investment either.<\/p>\n
Lack of Clarity<\/h3>\n
I don\u2019t know why Chatty and Claude can\u2019t read my many articles (plus those by many other pitch deck experts) that advise you to limit text to 30 words or less per slide. But they don\u2019t.<\/p>\n
You have only 10 minutes to present or 1 minute for a reader to skim the deck. The more we have to read, the less we listen to you. The more we\u2019re squinting at fine print, the less we\u2019re focused on the headlines. The more text on the page, the less we see of the key takeaways.<\/p>\n
You can go into gory detail in the 2-hour deep dive call, but first you have to get there. At the pitch stage, the story needs to be simple, clear, and succinct. Each slide should have one key takeaway and 2\u20133 bullet points with graphics that specifically reinforce that point.<\/p>\n
Thirty words per slide max, 11 slides, 330 words total to tell your story. That\u2019s not easy. As Mark Twain famously said, \u201cI didn\u2019t have time to write a short pitch deck, so I wrote a long one instead.\u201d<\/p>\n
That process of distilling your message is the key. Cutting 3000 words down to 300 forces you to decide what is important and what isn\u2019t. Yes, there\u2019s a dozen things your product can do and ten different ways to sell it. You have to decide which is the most important and tell us about that, because you only have time for one. AI can\u2019t make those judgements for you. If you say you have 12 different markets, AI will make a pitch deck that describes all 12 of them in a confusing mess of capabilities instead of focusing on one critical solution to a specific problem.<\/p>\n
The key to a good pitch deck is to polish, polish, polish until every single word serves a purpose in crafting a clear story. AI can\u2019t do that. What it outputs is grammatically correct, but doesn\u2019t resonate with humans. It\u2019s great for a report, horrible for a sales presentation.<\/p>\n
To get there, you need to try different approaches and see what works. That may be different for different audiences. The founder needs to know that. That\u2019s why pitch decks are time-consuming and difficult, and the process of improving is never-ending.<\/p>\n
It takes many, many iterations. Try the first draft on your friends. Try it on your parents. Try it on startup mentors and advisors. What are people understanding and where are they getting stuck? Where are you including too much detail, where does it not have enough? What\u2019s resonating with the audience and what\u2019s boring them?<\/p>\n
AI can\u2019t do that for you, and if you\u2019re relying on AI, you aren\u2019t thinking through all the ways you could describe your advantages and your killer advantages. You have a finished output and you won\u2019t have a clue why it isn\u2019t working or how to fix it.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re Investing in You<\/h3>\n
It\u2019s a truism of early-stage investing that we bet on the jockey, not the horse. The 3 most important things in deciding whether to invest are team, team, and yes \u2014 team!<\/p>\n
That doesn\u2019t mean your resume or your LinkedIn profile. It means you. Your personality. Do we trust you? Do we believe in you? Do we feel your passion? Are we convinced you\u2019re willing to spend the next decade battling windmills until you finally find a way to knock them over?<\/p>\n
If you send us an AI pitch deck, then read the text to us, a well-trained monkey could do that. And we\u2019re not investing in monkeys, no matter how well-trained they are.<\/p>\n
What we want to hear in your pitch deck is you. Your voice. Your plans. Your resilience. Your story. Because that\u2019s what we\u2019re investing in. All the other details in an early-stage pitch deck will change when you pivot three times before finding product-market fit.<\/p>\n
An AI pitch deck tells me you have no confidence in yourself, and frankly, no clue what you\u2019re doing. You\u2019ve thrown a nicely formatted data dump at me full of too much information about your startup, but lacking the most important element \u2014 you. Pass.<\/p>\n
The Sameness of AI<\/h3>\n
If you read one article on Medium each week, you might not notice an article is AI-generated. In fact, you might even prefer it. If you read 10 articles a day, you\u2019ll quickly come to hate AI slop.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s not that it\u2019s bad. It\u2019s that it all sounds the same. Every article uses the same words and phrases, the same sentence constructions, the same weird attempts to sound human. Pitch decks are the same.<\/p>\n
If you see one, you might think, oh that\u2019s not bad. If you see ten, they all look the same. In fact, if you see ten on a specific topic, like batteries or cures for cancer, you\u2019ll see the same images, hear the exact same phrases. The decks are interchangeable. It\u2019s hard to get excited that your startup will be the one success out of an ocean of sameness.<\/p>\n
Just Don\u2019t Do It<\/h3>\n
It\u2019s tempting to use AI to generate a pitch deck. You think it will save you time and money, and maybe even produce a deck that\u2019s better than you can create on your own.<\/p>\n
AI is advancing fast and this article might be out of date in a year. But at least for now, AI generates crappy pitch decks that will kill your chances of attracting investors. So put the tokens away and open PowerPoint and sketch out the 300 words that will convince me your startup will be a huge success.<\/p>\n