{"id":7078182,"date":"2026-10-06T13:56:13","date_gmt":"2026-10-06T13:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7078182"},"modified":"2026-10-06T13:56:13","modified_gmt":"2026-10-06T13:56:13","slug":"death-comes-in-small-pieces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7078182","title":{"rendered":"Death Comes in Small Pieces!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Last month we featured a few frightening tales set in a funeral home, and now today we descend down into yet another eerie embalming chamber for a sickening sneak peak at the lonesome, psychotic life of the absolute most deplorable mortician of all time. Yep, he&#8217;s definitely got a few problems with a few people, not to mention a few rather macabre momentos hanging in his f-f-f-freezer. If you&#8217;ve ever wondered exactly how hard one person can literally F up everything they touch, well&#8230; here ya go! <b>Marty Elkin<\/b> goes full blast on the gory deets, and<b> Dick Beck<\/b> delivers one of the most iconic precode horror covers of the 50&#8217;s, ever! 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