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\nI hurt my neck.<\/p>\n

\nI gots 87 stitches (20-ish)<\/p>\n

\nStayed in the hospital for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights)<\/p>\n

\n<\/a><\/div>\n

\nI stayed in jail for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights)<\/p>\n

\nIf you make monkey noises and baby noises,<\/p>\n

\nyou are immediately released from jail.<\/p>\n

\nI had two bulging discs fixed.<\/p>\n

\nMommy said,<\/p>\n

\nI feel good, even though I have no hairs on my neck.”<\/p>\n

\nLove and Peas,\u00a0<\/p>\n

\nEdward<\/p>\n

\n(and Lily)<\/p>\n

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I hurt my neck. I gots 87 stitches (20-ish) Stayed in the hospital for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights) I stayed in jail for 87 days and 87 nights (4 nights) If you make monkey noises and baby noises, you are immediately released from jail. I had two bulging discs fixed. 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