I\u2019d love to have been a fly on the wall when Trump learned nemesis Mark Kelly suggested a brutal yet quite appropriate name for Trumpt\u2019s bigly-grand-best-ever ballroom. \u201cFelony Hall.\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0 Has a nice ring to it doesn\u2019t it? Like any dictator or wannabe dictator Trump hates being mocked\/made fun of even more than being criticized. Kelly has just done both, flipping the script on Trump renaming things.<\/p>\n Huffington Post has an article<\/a> that lays this out and it\u2019s a fun read. Kelly was walking down the hall talking to TMZ who thankfully had their camera recording.\u00a0 At the beginning the subject was Trump\u2019s recent meeting with executives from the nation\u2019s top artificial intelligence companies. Kelly got into mocking mode over Trump renaming AI \u201csuper intelligence and the ridiculousness of Trump renaming other things when inspiration struck:<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t know what\u2019s next,\u201d Kelly sighed, before offering a suggestion for Trump\u2019s next naming project.<\/p>\n \u201cI got one though. You know that new ballroom he\u2019s trying to build?\u201d the retired astronaut asked. \u201cFelony Hall.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n FELONY HALL<\/strong><\/p>\n That company (I think it\u2019s called ServPro) that does accident\/disaster cleanup (their slogan is \u2018Like It Never Happened\u2019) should send Kelly a campaign donation because the walls of wherever Trump was when he learned about this aren\u2019t just dripping with ketchup. His anger fueled adrenaline rush probably caused some of the bottles to punch holes in the wall.<\/p>\n Sen. Mark Kelly says, like Donald Trump, he doesn\u2019t mind renaming things\u2014and suggests to @hicharliecotton<\/a> that the president rename his ballroom \u201cFelony Hall.\u201d \ud83d\ude33 pic.twitter.com\/gJu5QTvc97<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 TMZ (@TMZ) September 29, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Well, even though he wasn\u2019t sentenced to any prison time the fact is Trump WAS convicted of 34 felonies by a jury. He\u2019s also locked in a legal battle over renaming the Kennedy Center and has lost in court several times.\u00a0 Only Congress can rename the place, and other federal monuments too.\u00a0 Ten bucks says when Trump finally loses enough in court (I\u2019m sure John Roberts dreads this crap coming up to the Court) he\u2019ll demand GOPers in Congress introduce legislation to get what he wants!<\/p>\n That does raise an interesting point. Although not brought up in the article the White House itself is covered by certain laws and much as we know he wants to Trump can\u2019t rename it after himself. Or rename historic rooms inside it.\u00a0 Tearing down the East Wing was illegal and I hope someday charges are filed for felony destruction of property. Historic property no less. Alas, given SCOTUS\u2019 immunity ruling for \u2018Official Acts\u2019 he\u2019d never be convicted and federal prosecutors as a matter of policy in a real, functioning DOJ aren\u2019t allowed to file charges they are unlikely to win at trial.<\/p>\n Still, Congress can bestow a name on the new stack of crap Trump is building above the bunker that wasn\u2019t needed either.\u00a0 Senator Kelly should introduce a bill naming the new ballroom under construction Felony Hall!\u00a0 Hell, just for mocking Trump\u2019s grand (in his deteriorating mind) ballroom he\u2019s probably been furiously speed dialing Hegseth to try and bring military charges against Kelly again.<\/p>\n Don\u2019t be surprised if by the end of the week self-styled \u2018Warrior\u2019 Petey Boy has done just that. And\/or again tried to demote Kelly in rank to reduce his military pension.\u00a0 Neither made it up the flagpole after the first try after Kelly took part in a video to the troops quoting the UCMJ about not having to follow illegal orders.\u00a0 Yes, trying to haul up Kelly for Court Martial proceedings for insubordination and\/or undermining the authority of the Commander-In-Chief would be a stretch. However this IS the Trump administration and they\u2019ve proven time and again that the viability, or rather lack thereof of criminal charges doesn\u2019t matter.\u00a0 In Team Trump\u2019s mind just forcing victims of their lawfare to spend a bunch of money on defense lawyers is punishment in and of itself.<\/p>\n So, given there\u2019s a good chance he might face charges Kelly should again turn the tables, both on Trump and his GOP colleagues in the Senate. They spent much of the Jack Smith hearing hyping the Speech and Debate Clause. By dropping a naming bill for the ballroom in the hopper Kelly can do two things. First it will give this legs and make Trump go batsh!t insane. Second, since it\u2019s him doing Congressional work it would be covered by that Speech and Debate Clause the GOP is up in arms about!<\/p>\n Friends, I know everyone begs you for money. I promise, among all those asking for spare change, we are the smallest and the hardest working. We\u2019re a group of old, disabled people, except for one writer in his mid-50s. The rest of us are in our sixties and seventies, and this is a labor of love. All we\u2019re asking for is the chance to keep telling the truth about Trump and help ensure democracy survives. If you can help, please do. Thank you. Ursula<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Support the site with a subscription today and see no more ads!<\/p>\n \n <\/div>\n\n
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