{"id":7070600,"date":"2026-10-01T00:47:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-01T00:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7070600"},"modified":"2026-10-01T00:47:20","modified_gmt":"2026-10-01T00:47:20","slug":"history-tossed-immovable-miser-windfall-of-the-mind-forgotten-precaution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7070600","title":{"rendered":"&quot;History Tossed,&quot; &quot;Immovable Miser,&quot; &quot;Windfall of the Mind,&quot; &quot;Forgotten Precaution&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Yup, time for this again.&nbsp; What can I say?&nbsp; I wasn&#8217;t feeling very creative this week, and I always enjoy doing these.&nbsp; And this week we have not just three but FOUR pages, for reasons of, I suppose, uncontrolled exuberance.<\/p>\n<p><span><a name=\"more\"><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><b>History Tossed<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><b><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhbTosOXeRgavMPFpZ9FiGz2tQZDhe1b9xYBFG7KzlzsnkyvxgSDGyMbWohEyqN5lk_uYxBsuPqcQqk5q2cpfDLaoyXRJS3Is3fG2kZLGDq4mvG30dhBjRr728lsQ73Sx3hlNK3xyIHwtOLfgcaYzBacMeZI2hf9LNZ9K3pJRB2DSY4BDkwNOyBWnppnisJ\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" data-original-height=\"1289\" data-original-width=\"947\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhbTosOXeRgavMPFpZ9FiGz2tQZDhe1b9xYBFG7KzlzsnkyvxgSDGyMbWohEyqN5lk_uYxBsuPqcQqk5q2cpfDLaoyXRJS3Is3fG2kZLGDq4mvG30dhBjRr728lsQ73Sx3hlNK3xyIHwtOLfgcaYzBacMeZI2hf9LNZ9K3pJRB2DSY4BDkwNOyBWnppnisJ=w293-h400\" width=\"293\" \/><\/a><\/b><\/div>\n<p><b><br \/><\/b>I find this one goddamn hilarious, actually.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t want to bury the lede.&nbsp; If you&#8217;re not American, maybe you don&#8217;t know certain aspects of our cultural mythology, but yes, there is a story that George Washington hurled a dollar across the Potomac River in Virginia.&nbsp; &#8220;What is the purpose of this myth?&#8221; you might ask.&nbsp; Well, obviously, to show how fucking RIPPED our first President was.&nbsp; He was hella great at throwing stuff.&nbsp; Really fills you with patriotic pride, doesn&#8217;t it?&nbsp; Well, obviously, this weird story is apocryphal, because a) there were no dollars at the time; b) the Potomac is over a mile wide; and c) OF&nbsp; COURSE it is; you don&#8217;t need a reason.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t think too many people think much about Washington in those terms today; sure, they instinctively idolize him should he come up, but you certainly don&#8217;t often hear these stories repeated.<\/p>\n<p>Still!&nbsp; It&#8217;s real for the purposes of this gag.&nbsp; There&#8217;s even a sign!&nbsp; You can always trust signs.&nbsp; So basically, the idea is that Scrooge McDuck is way fuckin&#8217; better than George Washington.&nbsp; It&#8217;s pretty transparent.&nbsp; That &#8220;yessir! Quite a feat that was! Quite a feat!&#8221; is clearly being delivered in a condescending tone, isn&#8217;t it?&nbsp; &#8220;Yeah, I threw a dollar across and <i>caught it before it hit the ground,<\/i>&nbsp;but no, man, really&#8211;your thing was impressive too.&#8221;&nbsp; The country might not be in such a smoking ruin if only we appreciated our cartoon ducks more than our loser slaveholder founders.&nbsp; Such is my opinion.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.&nbsp; This is probably also appropriate because, oh, here we have a concrete historical thing (its actual realness being irrelevant).&nbsp; And hey, Scrooge&#8211;as I&#8217;ve noted billions of times&#8211;is different from other Disney characters in that he&#8217;s actually historically situated.&nbsp; Works out.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose the biggest question here is: what exactly is going through Scrooge&#8217;s mind as he decides to pull a Washington?&nbsp; Does he actually just think, hey, I could do that better?&nbsp; I mean, maybe, but that&#8217;s not the impression I get.&nbsp; I feel like he looks at the sign and, in a neutral kind of way, takes it as a challenge.&nbsp; It seems at least possible that his charging across the river to catch it wasn&#8217;t something he had planned out; it was just a last minute &#8220;WHOA, I don&#8217;t want to lose a whole dollar!&#8221; thing.<\/p>\n<p>This is obvious if you think about it for one second, but it may be worth pointing out that Scrooge is on the East Coast here.&nbsp; I&#8217;m straining very hard to make that mean something, though it&#8217;s not easy.&nbsp; Sure, he could be there for all kinds of reasons, but that&#8217;s neither here nor there.&nbsp; Maybe, if we can wildly speculate, we can suggest that this is, if not his first time there, then at least his first time really looking at\/engaging with the history.&nbsp; Obviously, our European legacy is a bit deeper in the east, and all the stuff having to do with the founding of the country is there.&nbsp; Scrooge must ask himself: how do I fit in here?&nbsp; What does my status as a first-generation immigrant mean?&nbsp; He could, anyway.&nbsp; This story, in my head, is deeper than anyone ever thought!<\/p>\n<p><b>Immovable Miser<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEi-VNH8E9DUXzewGFi_pzcoDsvFX-sOgc-OpYfVRVlECJ2rW1bt7Si7JQ8jLzUZVl5w2lzCB21oDdt0H2Uu_yVBZlwGH3TOaED3OYE8LYpVfmuCeO_0ZPPfMB8F_fbUNDjJ0GIKvDuZlzuvd9_EzDgAEFXbAR10ve6gsowre6UTn0ZkhaUkn70YTqTb0X3p\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" data-original-height=\"2721\" data-original-width=\"1889\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEi-VNH8E9DUXzewGFi_pzcoDsvFX-sOgc-OpYfVRVlECJ2rW1bt7Si7JQ8jLzUZVl5w2lzCB21oDdt0H2Uu_yVBZlwGH3TOaED3OYE8LYpVfmuCeO_0ZPPfMB8F_fbUNDjJ0GIKvDuZlzuvd9_EzDgAEFXbAR10ve6gsowre6UTn0ZkhaUkn70YTqTb0X3p=w278-h400\" width=\"278\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here we have a story where Scrooge prevails through sheer force of will.&nbsp; He&#8217;s sitting on this bench and he is NOT goddamn going to move, and SCREW you all!&nbsp; Truly, an allegory for our time.&nbsp; The story also raises a few questions, though: okay, so he needs to go downtown.&nbsp; But where exactly is he meant to be as the story opens, and how did he get there?&nbsp; Actually, I guess that&#8217;s really the main question.&nbsp; It&#8217;s like a kind of writing prompt: Scrooge is uptown and he wants to get downtown but how did he initially get up?&nbsp; This is the question you must answer.&nbsp; Was he kidnapped by Beagles and dropped off far from home?&nbsp; Did Gyro&#8217;s new transportation catapult system malfunction?&nbsp; Is this a contest with Gladstone where he has to get from A to B using only luck?&nbsp; WHAT?!?&nbsp; I suppose pointing out that as a successful plutocrat, he one hundred percent definitely has to have reliable transportation would be missing the spirit of the thing.&nbsp; We all know that the exact nature of Scrooge&#8217;s whole DEAL is decidedly situational.<\/p>\n<p>One thing I do like is how it&#8217;s really not clear at what point he devises this plan.&nbsp; You could suggest that when he sees these guys and hears what they&#8217;re doing, a lightbulb goes off in his head leading to his ornery obstinacy.&nbsp; That would be in-character, and the fact that they DO specifically say they&#8217;re going &#8220;down-town&#8221; does seem to be a strong argument for it.&nbsp; Then again, it&#8217;s also easy to posit that he&#8217;s tired, he&#8217;s finally getting to relax for a few minutes, and these irritating dudes seemingly made just to harrass him show up, and he loses his temper, as one might.&nbsp; As someone on the spectrum myself, I can identify with that, hard.&nbsp; In this scenario, the fact that he ends up getting where he needs to go isn&#8217;t due to any planning on his part; it&#8217;s just luck.&nbsp; I would guess that it&#8217;s meant to be the former, but I kiind of prefer the latter.<\/p>\n<p>There IS one other weird thing about this that deserves comment: the truck in question has the phrase &#8220;CITY TRASH TRUCK&#8221; emblazoned on it.&nbsp; What?&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; There&#8217;s no trash involved here; we&#8217;re just repainting benches.&nbsp; I do find it quite funny that no effort has been made to organize and effectively stow the benches; in the bottom left we can see they&#8217;re just in a big ol&#8217; jumble, but that&#8217;s neither here nor there.&nbsp; Probably.&nbsp; Okay okay, maybe the city is just saving money by repurposing its garbage trucks.&nbsp; That&#8217;s a straightforward, if boring, explanation.&nbsp; Or maybe it&#8217;s some kind of baroque tax-avoidance scheme: if we use certain vehicles to do certain things we can reclassify them thusly, and that will save us x amount of money.&nbsp; Or maybe it&#8217;s something even weirder.&nbsp; I do feel like something&#8217;s afoot, though, that you&#8217;re not going to get just by giving the story a once-over.&nbsp; Feel free to suggest your own conspiracies!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><b>Windfall of the Mind<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhSxEH9QEofjeytvqgqin7rNasrs1_gFACA89TV9abHha7zPm34Qe7-SW3adClRMxDAGP-hjy1gD0yIvcLjinBa7byp12oHp3mHhFg5J_znG7mrV9l1GXdgTrwIE-u_iWGZq2_NJEhLPCqyYqLKSr_ojL4bNhCtqh4HJaRHjtzopW-0wrS_8zyGHsJgmcbF\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" data-original-height=\"1237\" data-original-width=\"929\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhSxEH9QEofjeytvqgqin7rNasrs1_gFACA89TV9abHha7zPm34Qe7-SW3adClRMxDAGP-hjy1gD0yIvcLjinBa7byp12oHp3mHhFg5J_znG7mrV9l1GXdgTrwIE-u_iWGZq2_NJEhLPCqyYqLKSr_ojL4bNhCtqh4HJaRHjtzopW-0wrS_8zyGHsJgmcbF=w300-h400\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Love that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WEhS9Y9HYjU\">psychedelic title<\/a> that someone came up with.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Okay, so what&#8217;s all THIS then?&nbsp; Scrooge falls asleep at the &#8220;get rich quick&#8221; conference and dreams of finding coins.&nbsp; That&#8217;s what happens here.&nbsp; But a lot of it is really open to interpretation.&nbsp; Is the idea that he fell asleep, while he was listening to ways of getting rich quick, he was in that frame of mind and so dreamt of finding money?&nbsp; Seems unlikely that &#8220;how to get rich&#8221; wouldn&#8217;t be enough to keep him awake and alert, but that actually might be an interesting psychological glimpse at him, and I&#8217;ll tell you how.&nbsp; Because&nbsp; you can look at it and say, boy, I&#8217;d hardly call finding random bits of small change &#8220;getting rich.&#8221;&nbsp; BUT!&nbsp; Scrooge doesn&#8217;t really work that way, does he?&nbsp; We&#8217;ve seen him getting excited about finding or saving tiny amounts of money numerous times.&nbsp; In this interpretation, finding a huge amount of money is equivalent to a small amount, in terms of the psychic satisfaction he experiences.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Well, maybe. It also DOES seem possible that he&#8217;s so good at getting rich that the whole presentation is boring to him&#8211;he&#8217;s heard it all before&#8211;and that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s dropped off.&nbsp; And his dream could sort of be subconsciously burlesquing the whole thing: how do you get rich?&nbsp; Oh, you just find money on the ground for no reason.&nbsp; That&#8217;s cool.<\/p>\n<p>Or, it can be a combination of things.&nbsp; Art is frequently complex, and I do think that this is a richer piece than your average Barks one-pager.<\/p>\n<p>But one thing we DO have to note is just how strange this whole thing is, in any event.&nbsp; The people at this event are already rich.&nbsp; This seems very obviously coded.&nbsp; And yet&#8230;a lecture on &#8220;easy ways to get rich&#8221; is, rather obviously, not going to be targeted the already-rich.&nbsp; &#8220;Ways to exploit your employees and get around safety\/environmental regulations?&#8221;&nbsp; Sure.&nbsp; But if it&#8217;s about GETTING rich, it seems much more likely to be a pitch for a multi-level marketing scheme, and it&#8217;s hard to imagine Scrooge, or any of these other plutocrats, really grooving on one of those.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I want to touch on the nature of the dream sequence.&nbsp; A lot of people would just skim over this, but I think it&#8217;s at least a little notable how dreamlike it really is.&nbsp; Just look at it: we have six panels of Scrooge finding coins, but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be any spatial continuity among them.&nbsp; I mean, the first two, maybe, but then he&#8217;s in a park, he&#8217;s next to a house, he&#8217;s coming out of some kind of museum or something and then&#8230;park again?&nbsp; With a wall?&nbsp; I have no idea if there was any intentionality here, but it really does seem to capture that disjointed, dreamlike feel.&nbsp; We can learn a lot even from Barks throwaway gags.<\/p>\n<p>Right, when I said &#8220;finally,&#8221; I lied.&nbsp; But here&#8217;s the FINAL final thing: I&#8217;ll just note how pissed-off Scrooge&#8217;s fellow plutocrats look at him having missed some portion of the lecture.&nbsp; I think the most likely explanation is that, especially inasmuch as he&#8217;s the richest one of all, him not being able to stay awake makes a mockery of the whole lecture.&nbsp; I also enjoy that about this!<\/p>\n<p><b>Forgotten Precaution<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhW6caFi2IaMmsNpL4ZuYlRgcsVo4KG1pFIpxVkCm1OlbFTzHQK9DGMqNPrH3kVeC84NokpYxheygUS2BBHVo4v9s90kOB9hgCiTvDEzY2jcSTY9c62qtiluRx0XUFE3hqjbGM9L6g66BhGU8k7MUVnnZRpTrqu40-_LnqbtEELGlJSKNwEbV97UkX3hsxE\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" data-original-height=\"1343\" data-original-width=\"928\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhW6caFi2IaMmsNpL4ZuYlRgcsVo4KG1pFIpxVkCm1OlbFTzHQK9DGMqNPrH3kVeC84NokpYxheygUS2BBHVo4v9s90kOB9hgCiTvDEzY2jcSTY9c62qtiluRx0XUFE3hqjbGM9L6g66BhGU8k7MUVnnZRpTrqu40-_LnqbtEELGlJSKNwEbV97UkX3hsxE=w277-h400\" width=\"277\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>There are a lot of these one-pagers that feature Scrooge as the only character.&nbsp; Such as &#8220;History Tossed,&#8221; which we covered above.&nbsp; But rarely does that create the kind of feeling that this story evokes, at least to me.&nbsp; Here, Scrooge&#8217;s isolation contributes to the sense of disquiet that pervades the story.&nbsp; I like it very much.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe that&#8217;s partially also because I strongly identify with Scrooge here: this whole worrying that you haven&#8217;t done&#8230;something that you were supposed to do.&nbsp; That would be a staple of academic stress dreams, and also of my life.&nbsp; Blah.&nbsp; Well, actually, my fear is usually of actually, concrete things I may have forgotten to do, so Scrooge perhaps has one up on me.&nbsp; Still!<\/p>\n<p>Is there any other story that identify&#8217;s the Bin as, not just the Money Bin, but &#8220;McDuck&#8217;s Money Bin?&#8221; It seems unusual.&nbsp; I also enjoy the fact that there are hours posted.&nbsp; Why, so people can bug him while he&#8217;s there?&nbsp; I feel like the prevalence of cannons and land mines and acid moats serve as fairly strong indicators that he doesn&#8217;t want anyone to bug him.&nbsp; Still, he does&#8211;one would presume&#8211;have to do various business things that involve meeting with other people <i>sometime,<\/i>&nbsp;so possible your more important sorts of visitors get a special dispensation.&nbsp; Even then though, I dunno.&nbsp; Even if the cannons aren&#8217;t specifically aimed at them, they might well note them as indicators of Scrooge&#8217;s instability&#8211;not necessarily someone you want to have to deal with.&nbsp; Granted, his unfathomable riches will probably do a lot to smooth the way, but still.<\/p>\n<p>Now, look, I don&#8217;t want to alarm you: clearly, Scrooge DOES end up getting out of this predicament.&nbsp; Some of his subordinates break in, or possibly his family, noticing him missing.&nbsp; But boy oh boy, all that notwithstanding, this really does seem to be quite the predicament he&#8217;s got himself into.&nbsp; We know that he prides his locks on their unopenability, and that he doesn&#8217;t generally trust other people with the combinations.&nbsp; This could be a lock that automatically opens at a certain hour, but it seems iffy that he&#8217;d be okay with that much of a possible vulnerability.&nbsp; Well, there does seem to be a window with metal bars&#8211;that in itself seems like something he wouldn&#8217;t be down with, but at least if it really does lead outside, he can shout through it.&nbsp; Possibly some municipal code required him to at least a little ventilation slot, and that&#8217;s what he came up with.&nbsp; If so, word up for building codes; they may have just saved his life.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, time for this again.&nbsp; What can I say?&nbsp; I wasn&#8217;t feeling very creative this week, and I always enjoy doing these.&nbsp; And this week we have not just three but FOUR pages, for reasons of, I suppose, uncontrolled exuberance. 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