{"id":7069421,"date":"2026-09-28T23:44:37","date_gmt":"2026-09-28T23:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/uncategorized\/sisyphusize-bizarro-naked-cartoonist\/"},"modified":"2026-09-28T23:44:37","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T23:44:37","slug":"sisyphusize-bizarro-naked-cartoonist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7069421","title":{"rendered":"Sisyphusize! \u2014 Bizarro | Naked Cartoonist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div data-sqsp-text-block-content=\"\">\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\">Hail, Jazz Pickles! Hell, why not?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\">I normally spend a half hour Sisyphusizing every morning before I get to work, but today I got up a little late, so I went straight to the task of pushing this blog boulder up the weekly hill. <\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\">Longtime Jazz Pickle, Kevin M, donated the title phrase of today\u2019s comic as an idea for a new exercise craze, and I made the above comic from it. Thanks, <strong>JP First Class Kevin M<\/strong>! I\u2019m promoting you to colonel.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\">On Friday, I posted an article on my <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bizarro.com\/naked-cartoonist\"><strong><em>Naked Cartoonist<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong> <\/strong>creative writing thing that is one of my favorites. It\u2019s a bit of Buddhist kung fu titled <strong>\u201cAre God and Bigfoot the Same Person?\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\">Whatever you\u2019re thinking it\u2019s about, it\u2019s probably not about that. (But maybe it is. A little. It depends on what you\u2019re thinking it\u2019s about.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\">Nonetheless, I had a llama-load of fun writing it, and I want to share the audio version of it with you today. I record each of my articles for the hard-of-reading, and this recording turned out very fun, I think. Have a listen and let me know what you think.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hail, Jazz Pickles! 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