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One of the beers I decided to get instead of a haircut. Great decision.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Even if you\u2019re (considered) lame and go to a cheap (but super\u2026) place to get your haircut, you\u2019re talking $30 to $40 bucks. When you are paycheck to paycheck, that is too much.<\/p>\n

Too much because $40 is three live drinking sessions at a bar for me. I can stretch three, maybe even four, visits to a bar with $40. That\u2019s much better than a haircut. So it\u2019s long hair for me until further notice. <\/p>\n

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