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Florence never fails to make us laugh and equally shake our heads in disbelief at quite how observant she is.<\/p>\n

She cannot wait to turn 5 in November and talks about not one but two parties she\u2019s planning (she said she would like one for family only and another for her friends) so I better get organising!<\/p>\n

Born wise, this one gives us a run for our money, trying to outsmart us on the daily. I\u2019m so tired juggling three kids, work and a looong summer, most days she does exactly that!<\/p>\n

Below are a few funny things Florence has said recently I don\u2019t want to forget<\/a>.<\/p>\n

When I reminded her I was chastised by security for filming outside a bank in our home town she replied, \u2018Well, they don\u2019t have a sign outside saying you can\u2019t film\u2019 and you know what, she\u2019s right about that!<\/p>\n

Whenever things don\u2019t go her way (ie. buying a new toy every day) she\u2019ll reply with, \u2018This is the worst day of my life\u2019 dramatically. We can\u2019t help but laugh!<\/p>\n

She became upset when I filmed her cousin the other day for a wholesome reel crying, \u2018I don\u2019t want her on my YouTube channel\u2019. I mean we haven\u2019t even uploaded content on YouTube together in any kind of \u2018formal way\u2019 yet but it has been on my mind so I think she\u2019s onto something!<\/p>\n

She usually starts a sentence with, \u2018Do you know what\u2026\u2019 before proceeding to inform me of the different dogs, cats, squirrels and butterflies she\u2019s seen that day. Florence adores animals.<\/p>\n

Lastly, chatting about the aforementioned parties, she informed me she would like a combination of Hello Kitty and KPop Demon Hunters along \u2018with a disco ball, donuts, cupcakes and dancing\u2019. And that\u2019s just the party for her friends. Wish me luck!<\/p>\n

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