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I\u2019m Dan Piraro, the creator of the <\/em>Bizarro newspaper comic, and this is my weekly blog post. The large Sunday comic above is mine, as are all of the below-cartoon comments to follow. <\/em><\/p>\n

Since January 2018, the Monday-Saturday <\/em>Bizarro comics have been written and drawn by my comics partner, Wayno. For more fun, check out <\/em>Wayno\u2019s weekly blog post<\/em><\/strong>. <\/em><\/a>And here\u2019s this week\u2019s <\/em>ANSWER KEY<\/em><\/strong><\/a> to my Sunday comic\u2019s <\/em>Secret Symbols<\/em><\/strong>.<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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Welcome, Jazz Pickles, pickles with other musical preferences, and non-pickled cukes of all kinds.<\/p>\n

Promoting myself always feels vain and narcissistic, and I hate it, but these days, if you don\u2019t, you slowly disappear like an ice cube in your pocket. So I\u2019ll say a tiny little something about my graphic novel in progress, Peyote Cowboy<\/em><\/strong><\/a>, <\/em><\/strong>and mention a way you can help me get it published that will only cost 30 seconds of your time.<\/p>\n

My latest episode<\/strong><\/a> is getting rave reviews, so I want to share a few of them. I\u2019m over the moon that so many people liked it so much. <\/p>\n

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Wow, Dan! This one is an on-the-edge-of-your-seat thrill ride! Thank you!<\/em> \u2014Bob<\/p>\n

Awesome! I’m so excited to see where we’ll be going in the next few episodes!<\/em> \u2014Tyler<\/p>\n

Stunningly vivid illustrations.<\/em> \u2014Jeff<\/p>\n

Fantastic art!<\/em> \u2014Beth<\/p>\n

Yow!<\/em> \u2014Cass<\/p>\n

DAYUM, I hate it when each episode ends, but this one more than most!<\/em> \u2014Ernest<\/p>\n

Holy shit!<\/em> \u2014Kay<\/p>\n

Amazing.  Wonderful.  Excellent.  Fan-Tas-Tic!<\/em> \u2014Stephen<\/p>\n

This is a really great one! You have really outdone yourself with the graphics and your concept of the world beyond. You have a bestseller with this one.<\/em> \u2014Tracey<\/p>\n

I have no opinion about your story. I am an illiterate fictional monkey.<\/em> \u2014King Kong<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Some smartass wrote the one for King Kong, but the rest are real. <\/p>\n

When I finish the art, I\u2019ll be approaching publishers, and I hear that these days, if you don\u2019t have a large following online and a big mailing list, they won\u2019t even look at what you\u2019ve got. <\/p>\n

Here\u2019s how you can help that won\u2019t cost you anything:<\/p>\n

Have a look at my story and, if you don\u2019t hate it, join my Peyote Cowboy free email list<\/strong><\/a>. You\u2019ll get an email each time I post a new episode, which lately has been about once a month. I won\u2019t sell your info and won\u2019t bug you constantly, but I will<\/em> appreciate your help. You can count on it.<\/p>\n

You Jazz Pickles are the best!<\/p>\n

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Let\u2019s find out now what Bizarro<\/em> cartoons the best partner I could ask for, Wayno, imposed on the public this week\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201cHow would you qualify yourself in five years?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Wait until he meets a dung beetle.<\/p>\n

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Spoiler alert: In the end, he checks into a roach motel and dies.<\/p>\n

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Move along now, before you expire on my couch.<\/p>\n

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For an accountant, he sure gets a lot of tail.<\/p>\n

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Mmmm. Snow pie.<\/p>\n

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Thus concludes our cheesy chucklefest, Jazz Pickles. Please consider helping us keep the giggles coming, free of ads and paywalls via the links below. We\u2019ll imagine your face and kiss you like a basket of puppies in gratitude.<\/p>\n

The Naked Cartoonist<\/em><\/strong><\/a>\u2026My every-other-week creative-writing subscription service.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Limited edition, signed & numbered <\/strong>prints of BIZARRO CARTOONS<\/strong><\/a>, and some <\/strong>ORIGINALS<\/strong><\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bizarro TIP JAR<\/em><\/strong><\/a> \u2026One-time or repeating. Your choice!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

WAYNO\u2019S TIP JAR<\/em><\/strong><\/a> \u2026One-time or repeating. Your choice!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

My (free) graphic novel in progress, <\/em><\/strong>PEYOTE COWBOY<\/em><\/strong><\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Watch my PITCH VIDEO and become a supporter of <\/em><\/strong>Peyote Cowboy here<\/em><\/strong><\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Super fun <\/em><\/strong>BIZARRO SWAG<\/em><\/strong><\/a> from ComicsKingdom, including <\/em><\/strong>women\u2019s V-neck<\/em><\/strong><\/a> styles! <\/em>(And some weird shit from other comics that doesn\u2019t even belong in our shop. Sorry about that.)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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