{"id":7038970,"date":"2026-08-16T07:23:18","date_gmt":"2026-08-16T07:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/uncategorized\/eric-andre-reveals-film-scores-for-films-that-dont-exist\/"},"modified":"2026-08-16T07:23:18","modified_gmt":"2026-08-16T07:23:18","slug":"eric-andre-reveals-film-scores-for-films-that-dont-exist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7038970","title":{"rendered":"Eric Andr\u00e9 Reveals ‘Film Scores For Films That Don’t Exist’"},"content":{"rendered":"


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If you know one trivia fact about Eric Andr\u00e9<\/a>, it\u2019s probably that he plays the upright bass and even graduated from Berklee. While he mostly sticks to pure comedy, Andr\u00e9<\/a> sometimes busts out his musical project Blarf, first for a self-titled EP in 2014 and then the 2019 album Cease & Desist<\/em>. Now, Blarf is back: Today (April 2), Andr\u00e9<\/a> announced Film Scores For Films That Don\u2019t Exist<\/em>, a new Blarf album due on May 1 via Stones Throw Records.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s also a single out now, \u201cWhat\u2019s For Dinner.\u201d It starts with some lovely and increasingly intense orchestral music, and about halfway through, a heavy metal song breaks out.<\/p>\n

A press release describes the new project as \u201ca work of outsider art by an OG provocateur, where the symphony meets the mosh pit,\u201d further saying, \u201cIf Ennio Morricone conducted performances of his score for The Good, The Bad And The Ugly<\/em> using a stick of dynamite instead of a baton, it might sound something like this record.\u201d The release also relays Andr\u00e9 recorded the album with full orchestras in Los Angeles and Budapest.<\/p>\n

Furthermore, Andr\u00e9 and an orchestra are set to give a one-night-only performance of the album at Zipper Hall in Los Angeles on April 27. As a release notes, his tuxedo \u201cmay or may not have the ass cut out.\u201d More information about tickets can be found here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Listen to \u201cWhat\u2019s For Dinner\u201d above and find the Film Scores For Films That Don\u2019t Exist<\/em> cover art and tracklist below.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

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Blarf\u2019s Film Scores For Films That Don\u2019t Exist<\/em> Album Cover Artwork<\/h2>\n
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Blarf\u2019s Film Scores For Films That Don\u2019t Exist<\/em> Tracklist<\/h2>\n

1. \u201cThe Final Shootout\u201d
2. \u201cWhat\u2019s For Dinner\u201d
3. \u201cStars Without Light\u201d
4. \u201cPiano Concerto No. 0\u201d
5. \u201cMercury Dripping Down My Spine\u201d
6. \u201cRun For Your Death\u201d
7. \u201cDead Ballerina\u201d
8. \u201c1869 Overture\u201d<\/p>\n

Film Scores For Films That Don\u2019t Exist<\/em> is out 5\/1 via Stones Throw Records. Find more information here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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