{"id":7033828,"date":"2026-08-08T16:08:26","date_gmt":"2026-08-08T16:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/uncategorized\/every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-thats-beautiful\/"},"modified":"2026-08-08T16:08:26","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T16:08:26","slug":"every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-thats-beautiful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7033828","title":{"rendered":"Every Easter Tradition Is Stolen and I Think That&#8217;s Beautiful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-c50qh31280\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sdatK cwZhz\">\n<figure class=\"NhmRs\" data-hook=\"figure-IMAGE\">\n<div data-hook=\"image-viewer\" class=\"_16JeK\">\n<div class=\"Whmnm ClNzk Q8FUL\" style=\"--dim-height:1414;--dim-width:2000;--ricos-image-default-border-color:unset\" data-hook=\"image-viewer-c50qh31280\">\n<div class=\"san5D\">\n<div style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;right:0;bottom:0\" id=\"c50qh31280\" class=\"_0u-mt\"><wow-image id=\"9e76f4_8781fc188b8545a69e700fa62d6521fe~mv2.png\" class=\"undefined fLs-X\" data-image-info=\"{&quot;containerId&quot;:&quot;c50qh31280&quot;,&quot;alignType&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;,&quot;isLQIP&quot;:true,&quot;isSEOBot&quot;:false,&quot;lqipTransition&quot;:&quot;blur&quot;,&quot;encoding&quot;:&quot;AVIF&quot;,&quot;imageData&quot;:{&quot;width&quot;:2000,&quot;height&quot;:1414,&quot;uri&quot;:&quot;9e76f4_8781fc188b8545a69e700fa62d6521fe~mv2.png&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;}}\" data-motion-part=\"BG_IMG c50qh31280\" data-bg-effect-name=\"\" data-has-ssr-src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" data-animate-blur=\"\" data-is-responsive=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Every Easter Tradition Is Stolen and I Think That's Beautiful\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;object-position:50% 50%;max-width:100%;position:absolute;left:0;top:0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-that-s-beautiful\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/9e76f4_8781fc188b8545a69e700fa62d6521fe~mv2.png\/v1\/fill\/w_2000,h_1414,al_c,q_95\/9e76f4_8781fc188b8545a69e700fa62d6521fe~mv2.png\" draggable=\"false\"\/><\/wow-image><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><button class=\"NjjhF\" type=\"button\" data-hook=\"image-expand-button\" aria-label=\"Expand image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 19 19\" class=\"ZQ7Zg\"><path d=\"M15.071 8.371V4.585l-4.355 4.356a.2.2 0 0 1-.283 0l-.374-.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0-.283l4.356-4.355h-3.786a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2V3.2c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2H16v5.371a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2h-.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2zm-6.5 6.9v.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2H3v-5.371c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2h.529c.11 0 .2.09.2.2v3.786l4.355-4.356a.2.2 0 0 1 .283 0l.374.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0 .283L4.585 15.07h3.786c.11 0 .2.09.2.2z\" fill=\"#000\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-ae09431638\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>If you believe in the resurrection, then there is a giant rabbit breaking into your house in a few days.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-2ux9v286\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>He has a basket. He has chocolate. He means well. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-rcd9y1222\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>But nobody invited him, nobody can explain where he came from or what his relationship to Jesus Christ actually is, and if you sit with that image for longer than four seconds (a six-foot lagomorph with pastel eggs and ninja skills) you will understand that Easter is not a holiday so much as it is a fever dream of fertility rites that two thousand years of repetition have somehow normalized into a ham dinner.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-le0n31554\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>I have been to <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/10-ways-to-make-easter-more-sustainable-this-year-because-the-planet-is-dying-and-you-re-out-here-b\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Easter<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> dinners. I have sat at those tables. I have watched the glazed ham sweat under fluorescent kitchen light while hands are clasped and veiled <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/religious-trauma-syndrome-phantom-pew-part-1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>threats of hell<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> are gently whispered over it. I have eaten the hot cross buns, trying not to picture a bloodied Christ nailed to that sweet little cross in the middle. And what I kept thinking, every single time, with the particular clarity that only comes from sitting between a born-again God Bot and a passive-aggressive agnostic at a holiday table, was: <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>where did any of this nonsense come from?<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-qr76i31942\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sdatK cwZhz\">\n<figure class=\"NhmRs\" data-hook=\"figure-IMAGE\">\n<div data-hook=\"image-viewer\" class=\"_16JeK\">\n<div class=\"Whmnm ClNzk Q8FUL\" style=\"--dim-height:3891;--dim-width:5836;--ricos-image-default-border-color:unset\" data-hook=\"image-viewer-qr76i31942\">\n<div class=\"san5D\">\n<div style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;right:0;bottom:0\" id=\"qr76i31942\" class=\"_0u-mt\"><wow-image id=\"11062b_94f7f9cce5ec44a88626bfb72456e7ed~mv2.jpeg\" class=\"undefined fLs-X\" data-image-info=\"{&quot;containerId&quot;:&quot;qr76i31942&quot;,&quot;alignType&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;,&quot;isLQIP&quot;:true,&quot;isSEOBot&quot;:false,&quot;lqipTransition&quot;:&quot;blur&quot;,&quot;encoding&quot;:&quot;AVIF&quot;,&quot;imageData&quot;:{&quot;width&quot;:5836,&quot;height&quot;:3891,&quot;uri&quot;:&quot;11062b_94f7f9cce5ec44a88626bfb72456e7ed~mv2.jpeg&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;}}\" data-motion-part=\"BG_IMG qr76i31942\" data-bg-effect-name=\"\" data-has-ssr-src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" data-animate-blur=\"\" data-is-responsive=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"An Easter table \" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;object-position:50% 50%;max-width:100%;position:absolute;left:0;top:0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-that-s-beautiful\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/11062b_94f7f9cce5ec44a88626bfb72456e7ed~mv2.jpeg\/v1\/fill\/w_5000,h_3334,al_c,q_90,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01\/11062b_94f7f9cce5ec44a88626bfb72456e7ed~mv2.jpeg\" draggable=\"false\"\/><\/wow-image><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><button class=\"NjjhF\" type=\"button\" data-hook=\"image-expand-button\" aria-label=\"Expand image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 19 19\" class=\"ZQ7Zg\"><path d=\"M15.071 8.371V4.585l-4.355 4.356a.2.2 0 0 1-.283 0l-.374-.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0-.283l4.356-4.355h-3.786a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2V3.2c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2H16v5.371a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2h-.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2zm-6.5 6.9v.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2H3v-5.371c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2h.529c.11 0 .2.09.2.2v3.786l4.355-4.356a.2.2 0 0 1 .283 0l.374.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0 .283L4.585 15.07h3.786c.11 0 .2.09.2.2z\" fill=\"#000\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-73kdi31949\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<p><figcaption class=\"f-5ZD\" style=\"padding-top:16px;padding-bottom:16px\"><span>You can tell this is not my tablescape by the suspicious lack of  skulls and flames.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-3751032577\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Not <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/atheist-t-shirts-gear\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Jesus<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>. That much I can tell you right now. Or&#8230; not <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>only<\/span><\/em><span>\u00a0Jesus. Jesus is in here somewhere, lost between the chocolate rabbits and the Pagan fertility rites and the German immigrants and the pre-industrial pork preservation industry. It&#8217;s like Jeeby and his open-toed sandals wandered into the narrative like a man who crashed his neighbour&#8217;s party and left with half the guest list.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-mbzli295\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>This is the story of that party. And it is <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>spectacular.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><h2 class=\"_6D6cB nj4cA JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-f0ldw361\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span aria-hidden=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" id=\"the-name-lets-start-with-the-name-because-the-name-is-already-a-crime-f0ldw361\"\/><span class=\"GIaiz\"><span>The Name. Let&#8217;s Start With The Name, Because The Name Is Already A Crime.<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-tt9h748091\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sETTV Ocxod\">\n<figure class=\"NhmRs\" data-hook=\"figure-IMAGE\">\n<div data-hook=\"image-viewer\" class=\"_16JeK\">\n<div class=\"Whmnm ClNzk Q8FUL\" style=\"--dim-height:1920;--dim-width:1280;--ricos-image-default-border-color:unset\" data-hook=\"image-viewer-tt9h748091\">\n<div class=\"san5D\">\n<div style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;right:0;bottom:0\" id=\"tt9h748091\" class=\"_0u-mt\"><wow-image id=\"9e76f4_a8af361e96f84a20904e87120a83c540~mv2.png\" class=\"undefined fLs-X\" data-image-info=\"{&quot;containerId&quot;:&quot;tt9h748091&quot;,&quot;alignType&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;,&quot;isLQIP&quot;:true,&quot;isSEOBot&quot;:false,&quot;lqipTransition&quot;:&quot;blur&quot;,&quot;encoding&quot;:&quot;AVIF&quot;,&quot;imageData&quot;:{&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;height&quot;:1920,&quot;uri&quot;:&quot;9e76f4_a8af361e96f84a20904e87120a83c540~mv2.png&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;}}\" data-motion-part=\"BG_IMG tt9h748091\" data-bg-effect-name=\"\" data-has-ssr-src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" data-animate-blur=\"\" data-is-responsive=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Easter, Ostara, Eostre\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;object-position:50% 50%;max-width:100%;position:absolute;left:0;top:0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-that-s-beautiful\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/9e76f4_a8af361e96f84a20904e87120a83c540~mv2.png\/v1\/fill\/w_1280,h_1920,al_c,q_95\/9e76f4_a8af361e96f84a20904e87120a83c540~mv2.png\" draggable=\"false\"\/><\/wow-image><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><button class=\"NjjhF\" type=\"button\" data-hook=\"image-expand-button\" aria-label=\"Expand image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 19 19\" class=\"ZQ7Zg\"><path d=\"M15.071 8.371V4.585l-4.355 4.356a.2.2 0 0 1-.283 0l-.374-.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0-.283l4.356-4.355h-3.786a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2V3.2c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2H16v5.371a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2h-.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2zm-6.5 6.9v.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2H3v-5.371c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2h.529c.11 0 .2.09.2.2v3.786l4.355-4.356a.2.2 0 0 1 .283 0l.374.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0 .283L4.585 15.07h3.786c.11 0 .2.09.2.2z\" fill=\"#000\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-sa8dk597\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Now say &#8220;<\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%C4%92ostre\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Eostre<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>.&#8221; The Anglo-Saxon goddess of spring and dawn, documented by the Venerable Bede, a monk, for the love of all that is fermented, a <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>monk<\/span><\/em><span>, in his 8th-century text <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Reckoning_of_Time\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>De Temporum Ratione<\/span><\/u><\/em><\/a><span>. In it he notes, with what I choose to imagine was a deeply weary expression, that the month Christians had taken to celebrating their resurrection holiday was named after this goddess, whose festivals were held in her honour in the spring. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-1e8b8427\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Eostre. Easter. You see it. You cannot unsee it. I&#8217;m sorry.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-dhdvs429\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>In most other languages on earth, the word for Easter comes from <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/pascha#Latin\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Pascha<\/span><\/u><\/em><\/a><span>, the Latinized Greek form of <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Passover\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Pesach<\/span><\/u><\/em><\/a><span>, the Jewish Passover, because the Last Supper was a Passover Seder. The early church calendar was built on top of Jewish holy days like an ecclesiastical strip mall over an ancient burial ground. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-nw9kf1783\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>But in English? We kept the goddess. We kept her name, we kept her month, and we filled it with chocolate eggs and plastic grass and gave the whole thing to the children without a single explanatory footnote.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-wv6qw435\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>This could be the most spectacular act of cultural osmosis ever documented. I might also be high.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><h2 class=\"_6D6cB nj4cA JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-e0xk72645\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span aria-hidden=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" id=\"the-date-a-lunar-pagan-calendar-with-a-crucifix-e0xk7264\"\/><span class=\"GIaiz\"><span>The Date: A Lunar Pagan Calendar With a Crucifix<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-kaqso2891\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Easter does not have a fixed date. You know this. You&#8217;ve been mildly annoyed by this every year of your adult life when you try to book flights or plan a weekend and Easter has apparently <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>moved again<\/span><\/em><span>\u00a0like some kind of theological Spirit Halloween.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-0c0kp2895\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>It falls on the <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Date_of_Easter\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>first Sunday<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> after the first full moon after the spring equinox. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-pfn032897\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Marinade on that. A holiday commemorating the resurrection of the Christian saviour is scheduled according to <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>the moon<\/span><\/em><span>\u00a0and <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>the sun&#8217;s position relative to the tilt of the earth<\/span><\/em><span>. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-c6y1s7795\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Is this Biblical instruction? No. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-mbjt97885\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Is this something Jesus said? No.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-c0s5h7977\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Instead, it&#8217;s ancient astronomical calendar-keeping. the same kind that governed spring equinox festivals across every major civilization on earth, from the Persians to the Mayans to Stonehenge. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-xadfr9016\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>My friends, this evil, it whiffs of <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>Pagans<\/span><\/em><span>! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-zdi9c2905\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>You know that Christianity did not create the spring festival. Instead, Christianity looked at the spring festival and said: <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>we&#8217;ll take it from here.<\/span><\/em><span>\u00a0Which, fine. Aggressive. Very <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>colonizer<\/span><\/em><span> of you. But no one can deny it was efficient. S&#8217;pose.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><h2 class=\"_6D6cB nj4cA JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-xzfpi13090\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span aria-hidden=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" id=\"the-eggs-or-how-fertility-symbols-infiltrated-your-refrigerator-xzfpi130\"\/><span class=\"GIaiz\"><span>The Eggs, Or: How Fertility Symbols Infiltrated Your Refrigerator<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-9exrg60775\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sdatK cwZhz\">\n<figure class=\"NhmRs\" data-hook=\"figure-IMAGE\">\n<div data-hook=\"image-viewer\" class=\"_16JeK\">\n<div class=\"Whmnm ClNzk Q8FUL\" style=\"--dim-height:4334;--dim-width:6500;--ricos-image-default-border-color:unset\" data-hook=\"image-viewer-9exrg60775\">\n<div class=\"san5D\">\n<div style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;right:0;bottom:0\" id=\"9exrg60775\" class=\"_0u-mt\"><wow-image id=\"nsplsh_4c65958aaf9543f49d7651089fa04a41~mv2.jpg\" class=\"undefined fLs-X\" data-image-info=\"{&quot;containerId&quot;:&quot;9exrg60775&quot;,&quot;alignType&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;,&quot;isLQIP&quot;:true,&quot;isSEOBot&quot;:false,&quot;lqipTransition&quot;:&quot;blur&quot;,&quot;encoding&quot;:&quot;AVIF&quot;,&quot;imageData&quot;:{&quot;width&quot;:6500,&quot;height&quot;:4334,&quot;uri&quot;:&quot;nsplsh_4c65958aaf9543f49d7651089fa04a41~mv2.jpg&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;}}\" data-motion-part=\"BG_IMG 9exrg60775\" data-bg-effect-name=\"\" data-has-ssr-src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" data-animate-blur=\"\" data-is-responsive=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Eggs\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;object-position:50% 50%;max-width:100%;position:absolute;left:0;top:0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-that-s-beautiful\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/nsplsh_4c65958aaf9543f49d7651089fa04a41~mv2.jpg\/v1\/fill\/w_5000,h_3334,al_c,q_90,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01\/nsplsh_4c65958aaf9543f49d7651089fa04a41~mv2.jpg\" draggable=\"false\"\/><\/wow-image><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><button class=\"NjjhF\" type=\"button\" data-hook=\"image-expand-button\" aria-label=\"Expand image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 19 19\" class=\"ZQ7Zg\"><path d=\"M15.071 8.371V4.585l-4.355 4.356a.2.2 0 0 1-.283 0l-.374-.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0-.283l4.356-4.355h-3.786a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2V3.2c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2H16v5.371a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2h-.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2zm-6.5 6.9v.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2H3v-5.371c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2h.529c.11 0 .2.09.2.2v3.786l4.355-4.356a.2.2 0 0 1 .283 0l.374.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0 .283L4.585 15.07h3.786c.11 0 .2.09.2.2z\" fill=\"#000\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-xye2i60524\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Here is what I need you to understand about the Easter egg: it was at the party before Christianity arrived, it will be at the party long after all of this is a footnote in someone&#8217;s history textbook, and it does not care about your theology.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-erq9513335\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Easter_egg\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Decorated eggs<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> as symbols of rebirth and fertility appear in ancient Egyptian, Persian, and Roman spring celebrations. The Persian festival of <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nowruz\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Nowruz<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>, which is still celebrated today, still involving decorated eggs, still happening every spring equinox, three thousand-plus years old and doing <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>great<\/span><\/em><span>, thank you for asking, has had eggs on the table since before the Bible hit the bestseller list. The tradition of dyeing and <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Egg_decorating\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>decorating eggs<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> predates Christianity in multiple cultures simultaneously, independently, because humans looked at eggs and thought: yes, this is a thing that contains life and then releases it, this is exactly the kind of object I want at my spring celebration, <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>give me that object<\/span><\/em><span>. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-ivroz15978\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>The Church eventually co-opted the egg, as you know, cracked shell as empty tomb, new life emerging, the whole metaphorical package. Listen, it makes sense. You take a symbol that humans have been using for three thousand years to mean <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>life begins here<\/span><\/em><span>, and you point it at your specific resurrection narrative, and it fits like it was made for it. It wasn&#8217;t made for it. But it <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>feels<\/span><\/em><span> like it fits.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-kfxb519261\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>The problem (and this is the problem the Church has had with basically every single tradition it came in contact with) is that the egg didn&#8217;t need them. The egg was already doing fine. The egg had been the symbol of spring and rebirth and fertility across Egypt, Persia, and Rome before Christianity existed, and it would have kept right on being that whether or not anyone decided to give it a spiritual makeover. The Church didn&#8217;t <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>give<\/span><\/em><span> the egg meaning. It <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>borrowed<\/span><\/em><span> meaning the egg already had, and if you look closely enough, that is the story of almost every piece of Christian iconography you&#8217;ve ever encountered. The Easter egg is just the one sitting on your kitchen counter in a paper nest, being obvious about it at the moment.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-kfdob65158\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sdatK Ocxod\">\n<figure class=\"NhmRs\" data-hook=\"figure-GIF\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-i6ocz65235\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<p><figcaption class=\"f-5ZD\" style=\"padding-top:16px;padding-bottom:16px\"><span>Can we have the 70s Easter Bunny back?<\/span><\/figcaption><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-f8uzw65861\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>The Easter egg is a 3,000-year-old fertility symbol wearing a pastel bow, and promising the only resurrection that has ever actually delivered: the one that ends in chocolate.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><h2 class=\"_6D6cB nj4cA JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-wu9na29826\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span aria-hidden=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" id=\"the-bunny-absolutely-unhinged-entirely-pagan-completely-unstoppable-easter-tradition-wu9na298\"\/><span class=\"GIaiz\"><span>The Bunny: Absolutely Unhinged, Entirely Pagan, Completely Unstoppable Easter Tradition<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-b5k5n30022\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Now, we have to talk about the rabbit. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-mrfyc30024\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Specifically I want to talk about the fact that a giant magical rabbit who delivers candy to children in the night has become one of the defining images of a holiday commemorating the death and resurrection of a religious figure, and nobody \u2014 <\/span><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><span>nobody<\/span><\/em><span>\u00a0\u2014 seems to find this as cosmically strange as it is.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-6a157ccd-8c66-8a17-50e5-5e7b7da111c1\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sdatK cwZhz ZAo5j\">\n<div class=\"ss-mc\" data-hook=\"vertical-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/www.wix.app\/stores\/e3b40976-1dd5-434c-a65e-f226eabeb710\/catalog\/6a157ccd-8c66-8a17-50e5-5e7b7da111c1?d=https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/product-page\/atheist-book-for-people-leaving-religion\" style=\"--vertical-embed-background-color:#00062400;--vertical-embed-border-color:#CFD1DC;--vertical-embed-border-width:1px;--vertical-embed-border-radius:5px;--vertical-embed-content-padding:18px;--vertical-embed-button-fill-color:#E8396D;--vertical-embed-button-border-radius:10px;--vertical-embed-button-font-size:14px;--vertical-embed-button-padding:12px;--vertical-embed-image-border-color:#FFFFFF;--vertical-embed-image-border-width:0px;--vertical-embed-image-border-radius:5px;--vertical-embed-ribbon-border-radius:16px\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" aria-label=\"Don\u2019t Panic, But You Might Be an Atheist Book For People Leaving Religion\" title=\"Don\u2019t Panic, But You Might Be an Atheist Book For People Leaving Religion\">\n<div style=\"direction:ltr\" class=\"kquKZ eTONy TxDZf Ml5CU HaUpx\">\n<div class=\"xh7ma GoEf5 CHFo7\">\n<div class=\"EDF7L\">\n<div class=\"O3OVb\">\n<p>Don\u2019t Panic, But You Might Be an Atheist Book For People Leaving Religion<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"HVVzy _2g6h9\">$14.99<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-fgsgn73910\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>For a lifer atheist, it&#8217;s all just a bit much.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-5j8vc30028\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>There is no giant rabbit in the Bible. I want to be very clear about this. There is no candy either. There are no plastic eggs with the sticker residue that never fully comes off. While it may be true that Jesus said a great many things, we can rest assured none of them were &#8220;and also some Cadbury Mini Eggs.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-6fk9330030\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Either Easter comes from the Pagan tradition or Donnie Darko was really a documentary about time travel. <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/dornsife.usc.edu\/news\/stories\/ancient-roots-of-easter-bunny\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Hares were sacred<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> animals in many ancient, Pagan European cultures, as symbols of the moon, of fertility, of the particular frenetic spring energy that makes everything want to reproduce immediately. There is a folk tradition <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tandfonline.com\/doi\/full\/10.1080\/00438243.2018.1515655\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>connecting hares to Eostre<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> specifically, our goddess friend from earlier. The rabbit was her spirit animal, or close enough to it that the association stuck like hot cross bun glaze to a paper bag.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-sjg7s75242\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>The specific figure of the <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/herald-zeitung.com\/opinion\/letters_to_editor\/the-easter-bunny-osterhase-originated-in-germany\/article_a92ef55e-67bc-11e0-99ac-001cc4c03286.html\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><em style=\"font-style:italic\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Osterhase<\/span><\/u><\/em><\/a><span> (the Easter Hare who brings eggs to children) appears in German records as far back as 1572, and in the writings of a physician named Georg Franck von Franckenau who was documenting the tradition with the exhausted precision of a man who had clearly seen too many children lose their minds over hidden eggs. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-21f5652297\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>German immigrants brought the Osterhase to Pennsylvania in the 1700s. Over the next two centuries, the hare became a bunny, the eggs became candy, the candy became a multi-billion dollar industry, and, now, Jeff Bezos is the one delivering eggs to children every year.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-o13q178352\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sETTV Ocxod\">\n<figure class=\"NhmRs\" data-hook=\"figure-IMAGE\">\n<div data-hook=\"image-viewer\" class=\"_16JeK\">\n<div class=\"Whmnm ClNzk Q8FUL\" style=\"--dim-height:1536;--dim-width:1024;--ricos-image-default-border-color:unset\" data-hook=\"image-viewer-o13q178352\">\n<div class=\"san5D\">\n<div style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;right:0;bottom:0\" id=\"o13q178352\" class=\"_0u-mt\"><wow-image id=\"9e76f4_acd8541dba374cdcb63af6bb60c30a53~mv2.png\" class=\"undefined fLs-X\" data-image-info=\"{&quot;containerId&quot;:&quot;o13q178352&quot;,&quot;alignType&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;,&quot;isLQIP&quot;:true,&quot;isSEOBot&quot;:false,&quot;lqipTransition&quot;:&quot;blur&quot;,&quot;encoding&quot;:&quot;AVIF&quot;,&quot;imageData&quot;:{&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;height&quot;:1536,&quot;uri&quot;:&quot;9e76f4_acd8541dba374cdcb63af6bb60c30a53~mv2.png&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;}}\" data-motion-part=\"BG_IMG o13q178352\" data-bg-effect-name=\"\" data-has-ssr-src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" data-animate-blur=\"\" data-is-responsive=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"a hare in an abandoned nest with eggs\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;object-position:50% 50%;max-width:100%;position:absolute;left:0;top:0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-that-s-beautiful\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/9e76f4_acd8541dba374cdcb63af6bb60c30a53~mv2.png\/v1\/fill\/w_1024,h_1536,al_c,q_90\/9e76f4_acd8541dba374cdcb63af6bb60c30a53~mv2.png\" draggable=\"false\"\/><\/wow-image><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><button class=\"NjjhF\" type=\"button\" data-hook=\"image-expand-button\" aria-label=\"Expand image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 19 19\" class=\"ZQ7Zg\"><path d=\"M15.071 8.371V4.585l-4.355 4.356a.2.2 0 0 1-.283 0l-.374-.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0-.283l4.356-4.355h-3.786a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2V3.2c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2H16v5.371a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2h-.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2zm-6.5 6.9v.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2H3v-5.371c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2h.529c.11 0 .2.09.2.2v3.786l4.355-4.356a.2.2 0 0 1 .283 0l.374.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0 .283L4.585 15.07h3.786c.11 0 .2.09.2.2z\" fill=\"#000\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-32o3578452\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<p><figcaption class=\"f-5ZD\" style=\"padding-top:16px;padding-bottom:16px\"><span>What came first, the hare or the egg?<\/span><\/figcaption><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-0o4ph30036\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>There&#8217;s a specific <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tandfonline.com\/doi\/abs\/10.2752\/175169708X329372?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>bit of folklore<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> that I love with my whole heart: the reason ancient people thought hares laid eggs (the origin of this whole egg-delivering rabbit mythology) is that hares nest on the ground, in the abandoned nests of lapwings, and people kept finding hares near egg-filled ground nests and drew the only logical conclusion available to them, which was that the hare had laid those eggs. This is wrong. This is spectacularly, magnificently wrong. And from that single, glorious misunderstanding, the Easter Bunny may have eventually been born.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-g7g4730038\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>I find this deeply comforting, the idea that the entire mythology descends from someone in ancient Europe watching a hare sit near a bird&#8217;s nest and getting confused. This is absolutely something me and my neurodivergent mind would do.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><h2 class=\"_6D6cB nj4cA JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-o125j665\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span aria-hidden=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" id=\"the-ham-lets-talk-about-the-ham-o125j665\"\/><span class=\"GIaiz\"><span>The Ham. Let&#8217;s Talk About The Ham.<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-ihdf73473\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>You may be wondering when we are going to get to the ham. The ham is the least mystical item on the Easter table and yet it is arguably the most historically interesting, because the reason your family serves ham at Easter is not theological. It is not spiritual. It is not even traditional in any meaningful, ancient sense. It is <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.farmersalmanac.com\/why-easter-ham-eggs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>logistical<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-aenza95755\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>In pre-industrial Europe, pigs were slaughtered in the late autumn. The meat was cured over the winter. By spring, the ham that had been salted and hanging in the cold since November was finally ready to eat. That is it. That is the whole story. Easter is in spring. The ham was ready in spring. They were in the same room at the same time. A tradition was born. Big Daddy J didn&#8217;t mandate the ham. Fermentation mandated the ham.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-lqvr2131101\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>I find the ham to be the most honest tradition on the table. It does not pretend to be anything other than what it is: preserved pork that was ready in April. It has no mythology. It was not sacred to a goddess. It did not descend from an ancient fertility rite. It just showed up because the timing worked out, and now it sits at the centre of your Easter table sweating gently under your Uncle Leon&#8217;s slurred and quite sweary delivery of grace.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><h2 class=\"_6D6cB nj4cA JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-jhzrd171775\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span aria-hidden=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" id=\"why-i-think-thats-beautiful-jhzrd171\"\/><span class=\"GIaiz\"><span>Why I Think That&#8217;s Beautiful<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-pk5qh172028\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Here is what I keep coming back to, every time I sit at one of those Easter tables, watching the scalloped potatoes disappear and the children hunt for eggs: nobody invented this whole thing sitting in a room with a plan. There was no committee. There was no branding document. There was no single moment when someone decided that the holiday of the resurrection would involve a Pagan goddess&#8217;s name, a lunar calendar, a 3,000-year-old fertility symbol, a mythological rabbit born from an ornithological misidentification, and a piece of cured pork that was simply ready when the party began.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-0ndst223967\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>It happened the way most human things happen. Slowly. By accumulation. One people encountered another people&#8217;s spring festival and borrowed the best parts. A name stuck. A symbol proved too universal to discard. A child found a nest full of eggs next to a hare and told everyone, and the story spread, and the story changed, and centuries later a German immigrant packed the story into a trunk and brought it to Pennsylvania and now it is a billion-dollar candy industry. Each generation took what the last one left them, added something of their own, and handed it forward without explanation. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-nw4mo4087\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Until it hit the boomers and it got monetized&#8230; but that&#8217;s another post entirely.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"ey1dD\" id=\"viewer-pqchr93355\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"sdatK cwZhz\">\n<figure class=\"NhmRs\" data-hook=\"figure-IMAGE\">\n<div data-hook=\"image-viewer\" class=\"_16JeK\">\n<div class=\"Whmnm ClNzk Q8FUL\" style=\"--dim-height:4592;--dim-width:8160;--ricos-image-default-border-color:unset\" data-hook=\"image-viewer-pqchr93355\">\n<div class=\"san5D\">\n<div style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;right:0;bottom:0\" id=\"pqchr93355\" class=\"_0u-mt\"><wow-image id=\"nsplsh_743ecc1adfdc44d796805ad0d1081660~mv2.jpg\" class=\"undefined fLs-X\" data-image-info=\"{&quot;containerId&quot;:&quot;pqchr93355&quot;,&quot;alignType&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;,&quot;isLQIP&quot;:true,&quot;isSEOBot&quot;:false,&quot;lqipTransition&quot;:&quot;blur&quot;,&quot;encoding&quot;:&quot;AVIF&quot;,&quot;imageData&quot;:{&quot;width&quot;:8160,&quot;height&quot;:4592,&quot;uri&quot;:&quot;nsplsh_743ecc1adfdc44d796805ad0d1081660~mv2.jpg&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;}}\" data-motion-part=\"BG_IMG pqchr93355\" data-bg-effect-name=\"\" data-has-ssr-src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" data-animate-blur=\"\" data-is-responsive=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Easter gifts\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;object-position:50% 50%;max-width:100%;position:absolute;left:0;top:0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/every-easter-tradition-is-stolen-and-i-think-that-s-beautiful\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/static.wixstatic.com\/media\/nsplsh_743ecc1adfdc44d796805ad0d1081660~mv2.jpg\/v1\/fill\/w_5000,h_2814,al_c,q_90,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01\/nsplsh_743ecc1adfdc44d796805ad0d1081660~mv2.jpg\" draggable=\"false\"\/><\/wow-image><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><button class=\"NjjhF\" type=\"button\" data-hook=\"image-expand-button\" aria-label=\"Expand image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 19 19\" class=\"ZQ7Zg\"><path d=\"M15.071 8.371V4.585l-4.355 4.356a.2.2 0 0 1-.283 0l-.374-.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0-.283l4.356-4.355h-3.786a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2V3.2c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2H16v5.371a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2h-.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2zm-6.5 6.9v.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2H3v-5.371c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2h.529c.11 0 .2.09.2.2v3.786l4.355-4.356a.2.2 0 0 1 .283 0l.374.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0 .283L4.585 15.07h3.786c.11 0 .2.09.2.2z\" fill=\"#000\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-1pa4j94115\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Is it theft? Yes. Okay, some of it is absolutely theft, let&#8217;s be honest, the Church has some explaining to do, but underneath the appropriation and the colonial overlay and the aggressive monetization, there is something genuinely beautiful happening. Humans looked at the return of the light and the warmth and the green things coming back from the ground, and they celebrated. They celebrated across every culture and every century and every continent that had a winter to recover from. They used whatever symbols they had, eggs, hares, flowers, fire, newly cured meat, to mark the moment when death ended and life came back. They didn&#8217;t agree on what it meant. They didn&#8217;t need to. The celebration itself was the agreement.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-b5gj3340220\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>I am an <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/what-is-an-atheist\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>atheist<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>. I do not believe in the resurrection. I do not believe a six-foot rabbit is coming. I am not going to pretend that the hot cross bun did not make me picture what it was depicting because I have the visual imagination of a forensic pathologist and there is no helping it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-9zco4365656\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>But I will absolutely eat the chocolate. I will hide the eggs for the kids. I will serve the ham (which, I will remind you, carries the theological weight of a refrigeration problem from the 1400s) and I will sit at that table with my family, the believers and the non-believers alike, and I will appreciate that we are all, without meaning to be, doing what humans have done at the turn of every spring for as long as there have been humans: showing up, sharing food, and agreeing, wordlessly, that spring and growth and progress is worth celebrating.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-pmp8x48977\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>Every single tradition at your Easter table is stolen. Every name, every symbol, every ritual descends from something older than the <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/a-very-quick-and-quite-silly-history-of-atheism\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>theology<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> it got attached to. None of it was original. All of it is ours.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-09t8a65539\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><span>I think that&#8217;s beautiful.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-utmng14406\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/atheist-books\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Books<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> you might like on the topic:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"fullWidth\">\n<div class=\"yF6yP\" style=\"--ricos-internal-layout-background-color:#00000000;--ricos-internal-layout-gap:8px;--ricos-internal-layout-backdrop-padding-top:26px;--ricos-internal-layout-backdrop-padding-bottom:26px;--ricos-internal-layout-cell-padding-top:18px;--ricos-internal-layout-cell-padding-right:18px;--ricos-internal-layout-cell-padding-bottom:18px;--ricos-internal-layout-cell-padding-left:18px;--ricos-internal-layout-cell-vertical-alignment:flex-start\">\n<style data-layout-style=\"zctqd19794\"><![CDATA[\n@supports not (contain: inline-size) {\n  @media only screen and (max-width: 440px) {\n    \n    [data-layout-scope=layout-zctqd19794-440-stack].Rsj0T {\n      --ricos-internal-layout-display: grid;\n      --ricos-internal-layout-justify-content: auto;\n      --ricos-internal-layout-grid-template: grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr);\n      --ricos-internal-layout-cell-min-width: 100%;\n      --ricos-internal-layout-cell-height: 100%;\n    }\n  \n  }\n}\n\n@container (max-width: 440px) {\n  \n    [data-layout-scope=layout-zctqd19794-440-stack].Rsj0T {\n      --ricos-internal-layout-display: grid;\n      --ricos-internal-layout-justify-content: auto;\n      --ricos-internal-layout-grid-template: grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr);\n      --ricos-internal-layout-cell-min-width: 100%;\n      --ricos-internal-layout-cell-height: 100%;\n    }\n  \n}\n]]><\/style>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><h2 class=\"_6D6cB nj4cA JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-kgrpu365839\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span aria-hidden=\"https:\/\/www.godlessmom.com\/post\/true\" id=\"sources-because-were-atheists-kgrpu365\"\/><span class=\"GIaiz\"><span>Sources (Because we&#8217;re atheists)<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<ul class=\"_1dfgM JP8V2\">\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-e29xd366649\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%C4%92ostre\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Eostre<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>, Wikipedia<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-qbrrx4837\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Reckoning_of_Time\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Bede, De Temporum Ratione<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> (The Reckoning of Time), 725 AD, Chapter 15.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-c3ke58159\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oikoumene.org\/resources\/documents\/frequently-asked-questions-about-the-date-of-easter\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Council of Nicaea<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>, 325 AD. The formula for calculating Easter was codified here and remains in use.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-9cd9j25474\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4s7b8v9\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Newall, Venetia. An Egg at Easter: A Folklore Study<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>. Routledge &amp; Kegan Paul, 1971.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-omr7s391136\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/ich.unesco.org\/en\/RL\/nawrouz-novruz-nowrouz-nowrouz-nawrouz-nauryz-nooruz-nowruz-navruz-nevruz-nowruz-navruz-02097\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Nowruz<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>: The Persian New Year, UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage. Celebrated on the spring equinox.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-4iby710979\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3PAYAP3\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Guiley, Rosemary Ellen. The Encyclopedia of Witches, Witchcraft and Wicca<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>. Facts on File, <\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/2008.Green\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>2008.<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-l82i912538\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/2008.Green\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Green<\/span><\/u><\/a><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4ccIN1B\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>, Miranda. Animals in Celtic Life and Myth<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>. Routledge, 1992.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-wr3hx417229\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.awesomestories.com\/asset\/view\/On-Easter-Eggs-Georg-Franck-von-Franckenau-\/\/1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Von Franckenau, Georg Franck. De Ovis Paschalibus<\/span><\/u><\/a><span> (On Easter Eggs), 1682.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li dir=\"auto\" aria-level=\"1\" class=\"s7izI\" style=\"margin-inline-start:1.5em;list-style-type:disc\">\n<p class=\"_8C1-J ZH-gN JP8V2 QncKy\" dir=\"\" id=\"viewer-co9qt424796\" tabindex=\"-1\"><span class=\"fujJq\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4rZNFfi\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"K5st7 zo3Wy\" data-hook=\"web-link\"><u style=\"text-decoration:underline\"><span>Smith, Andrew F. The Oxford Companion to American Food and Drink<\/span><\/u><\/a><span>. Oxford University Press, 2007.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you believe in the resurrection, then there is a giant rabbit breaking into your house in a few days. He has a basket. He has chocolate. He means well. 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