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Piglins doing paso dobles, Villagers clapping off-beat, and a dead-eyed Steve staring through your soul. This isn’t the Minecraft<\/strong> magic I signed up for. I wonder if Mojang<\/strong> signed off on it?\n<\/p>\n

I don’t know much about ballroom technique, but I know when I’m watching a disaster. The soundtrack is a mutilated version of Depeche Mode’s “Just Can’t Get Enough,” now cursed with blocky choreography and jittery skeletons throwing shapes. It’s awkward, creepy, and oddly hypnotic – like watching a Redstone machine explode in slow motion.\n<\/p>\n

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The BBC has committed an atrocity.\n<\/p>\n

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You’ve got Piglins, Creepers, Skeletons, Villagers, Skeletons and creepy movie Steve. All you’ve never seen them. Or want want to see them again.\"\"<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

It all ends with a TNT blast, which honestly feels like mercy. If this is the tone-setter for Minecraft’s future on TV, I’m hoping the upcoming Minecraft 2 movie can balance it out with some actual charm. Or at least fewer haunted Villagers.\n<\/p>\n

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