{"id":7031515,"date":"2026-08-07T07:07:42","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T07:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/uncategorized\/to-be-or-not-to-be-dazzled-bizarro\/"},"modified":"2026-08-07T07:07:42","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T07:07:42","slug":"to-be-or-not-to-be-dazzled-bizarro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=7031515","title":{"rendered":"To Be or Not To Be Dazzled \u2014 Bizarro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.squarespace-cdn.com\/content\/v1\/5c08178c1137a64a2bef43f2\/1785684388975-B9C0100B1CI0K0NRIN2R\/Bizarro+08-02-26+hdrWBwide.jpg?format=1500w\" \/><\/p>\n<div data-sqsp-text-block-content=\"\">\n<p style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\">That concludes this week\u2019s chuckle chapter, Jazz Pickles. We hope you enjoyed our silly scribbles and comments. If you did, please consider helping us keep this page free of charge and ads via the links below. We\u2019ll dance in gratitude like giddy leprechauns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/bizarro.com\/signup\"><strong><em>The Naked Cartoonist<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>\u2026My every-other-week creative-writing subscription service.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"><strong>Limited edition, signed &amp; numbered <\/strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.qart.com\/ItemResults.aspx?search=piraro-dan&amp;view=combined&amp;sort=6\"><strong>prints of BIZARRO CARTOONS<\/strong><\/a><strong>, and some <\/strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.qart.com\/ItemResults.aspx?search=piraro-dan&amp;view=combined&amp;sort=6\"><strong>ORIGINALS<\/strong><\/a><strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"\" style=\"white-space:pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/bizarro.com\/tip-jar\/\"><strong><em>Bizarro TIP JAR<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong><em> \u2026One-time or repeating. 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