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<\/figure>\n\u201cWhat time did you say you want me to start drinking?\u201d<\/h2>\n
The holiday feast is still being prepared and the chaos of family and friends sitting down to turkey dinner hasn\u2019t even gotten comical<\/a> yet.<\/p>\n However, when it is finally time to relax, you can see if there\u2019s any wine left over after cooking<\/a> or try one of these Thanksgiving<\/a> or Christmas<\/a> themed cocktails and remember to follow the rules for holiday drinking<\/a>.<\/p>\n Football fuels<\/a> the holidays too. The pros<\/a> battle for a playoff spot on Thanksgiving, sometimes with an extra gridiron gift on Xmas, and college bowl games decide championships on New Years Day.<\/p>\n And then there\u2019s vaudeville. W.C. Fields once said,<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we\u2019ll be seeing six or seven.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Although, he may have been confusing Jolly Old Saint Nicholas with the raindeer on the roof<\/a> on that matter.<\/p>\nRight On Schedule<\/h2>\n
Funny You Should Ask<\/h2>\n
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