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Bad At Flirting<\/span><\/p>\n

Alright, let\u2019s recap the last 5 seconds:<\/p>\n

I asked, \u201cExcuse me, is the line always this long?\u201d<\/p>\n

Then she goes:<\/p>\n

\u201cYup, best coffee in town!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Pretty sure she looked me in the eyes for an extra two seconds with that warm smile.<\/p>\n

Or is this just my imagination again?<\/p>\n

I mean, there\u2019s really no way to know for sure.<\/p>\n

So, why not say something witty and test the waters?<\/p>\n

Maybe a comment on the current cold weather.<\/p>\n

That isn\u2019t witty, though.<\/p>\n

Unless I say it ironically\u2026<\/p>\n

Something like, \u201cWe\u2019re up to snow good out there.\u201d<\/p>\n

Jesus, man, get it together. \u00a0<\/p>\n

This is not the way to impress an attractive woman.<\/p>\n

And she sure is beautiful.<\/p>\n

Some lucky schmuck will get to spend his days with her.<\/p>\n

Oh, how I wish it were me.<\/p>\n

She totally seems like a dog person.<\/p>\n

Maybe I should go buy a dog and then come back here with it.<\/p>\n

For the love of God, man, get it together.<\/p>\n

Just say something.<\/p>\n

Anything.<\/p>\n

Oh, wow, I think I just caught a whiff of her hair.<\/p>\n

Smells really nice.<\/p>\n

Like a coconut or some kind of fruit salad.<\/p>\n

Why can\u2019t I have nice-smelling hair?<\/p>\n

Maybe I should ask what shampoo she uses.<\/p>\n

Dude, that\u2019s actually a little creepy.<\/p>\n

Who do you think you are?<\/p>\n

Oh, hey, beautiful stranger. Any thoughts on hygiene products?<\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

This is your opportunity to actually say the right thing.<\/p>\n

To not put your foot in your mouth for once.<\/p>\n

What would George Clooney say?<\/p>\n

Something charming, no doubt.<\/p>\n

So just man up and get the words out.<\/p>\n

Be normal.<\/p>\n

Ok, I\u2019ve got this.<\/p>\n

Stepping up to the plate.<\/p>\n

Take a big breath and speak.<\/p>\n

Here we go\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cExcuse me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cSo, how about that Elon Musk nazi salute?\u201d<\/p>\n

(sigh)<\/p>\n

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