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The summer after you finished high school. Having recently moved into a small apartment, stressed out by her own demons as well as yours, your mother indicated you find someplace else to live. She\u2019d found evidence of your partying in the basement and could not take it anymore. Never mind you were still a minor in the eyes of the law. You had to go. Jesse was already camped at your father\u2019s townhouse so that was not an option. Naturally, you chose living with a small time drug dealer you\u2019d met in the park. You could not legally sign a lease but \u201cJuice\u201d had been more than happy to take $500 dollars under the table. It was a win-win. He\u2019d even given you the flat\u2019s lone bedroom, preferring the living room because \u201cit was bigger.\u201d Far from the threatening stereotype of a drug dealer, Juice was about as odd a character as you\u2019d ever met. African American, he was also albino, which made him whiter than you. He had pink eyes. And he had lots of drugs, which in turn attracted lots of women.<\/p>\n

Your mother met Juice only once but you will never forget her stunned expression, upon seeing this pink-skinned, black man whose apartment you now shared. Akin to a spit take, like something from the popular TV show, Laugh In<\/em> or more appropriately, The Odd Couple<\/em>. But mom was a bohemian and Juice was on his best behavior. The arrangement was allowed to continue. Not that she could have prevented it anyway. For the record, your father wasn\u2019t made aware of your exotic roommate, only that you had one.<\/p>\n

Those two and a half months became one long weekend. An array of females came to see Juice for pot or acid, often staying to tryst with you. Or they came specifically to fool around with you but later stayed to cop from Juice. Thus, you both shared a symbiotic relationship. Many things could have gone terribly wrong that summer, and arguably should have. Yet, from what you recalled it had been a total blast.<\/p>\n

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