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Her Autumn Journey<\/span><\/p>\n

This summer with my husband? Dreamy months of endless bliss.<\/p>\n

Romantic dinners, perfect sunsets<\/p>\n

Always with a gentle kiss.<\/p>\n

But seasons change \u2013 and so does he. Now it\u2019s time to say goodbye.<\/p>\n

To my sweet and charming gentleman<\/p>\n

Who becomes an Autumn Guy.<\/p>\n

Wrinkled jersey on his back, no longer fitted Ralph Lauren.<\/p>\n

Both eyes on me just weeks ago<\/p>\n

All free time now spent with men.<\/p>\n

Those screams you hear? Pure agony. And then his shouts of glee.<\/p>\n

Dictated by those linemen,<\/p>\n

Whose bellies dance across TV.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s right, my friend, the games are back \u2013 yes, football has returned.<\/p>\n

My summer man? A memory.<\/p>\n

Our fall weekends all upturned.<\/p>\n

These next 6 months? It\u2019s pigskin time. Why do they call it that?<\/p>\n

At least it\u2019s minus one Tom Brady<\/p>\n

Go Giselle, you\u2019re no doormat!<\/p>\n

This kicker looks so tiny. Oh, I hope he won\u2019t get hurt.<\/p>\n

My husband? Not as worried\u2026<\/p>\n

He\u2019s eating pork rinds off his shirt.<\/p>\n

Coffee table needing mercy. Under pounds of greasy food. \u00a0<\/p>\n

An avalanche of wrappers,<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve never been less in the mood.<\/p>\n

If I see another chicken wing, no doubt I\u2019ll lose my mind.<\/p>\n

Weird, this ref keeps missing calls<\/p>\n

So, is he dumb or is he blind?<\/p>\n

Oh no, I\u2019ve hit this time of year. Can\u2019t help but watch some plays.<\/p>\n

Better grab my car keys quickly<\/p>\n

Or else I\u2019ll set this couch ablaze.<\/p>\n

He doesn\u2019t even notice as I race through our front door.<\/p>\n

Tires squealing, engine roaring<\/p>\n

While I make haste to the store.<\/p>\n

You might scoff at decorations. Somehow on display so soon.<\/p>\n

Who needs the spirit of the holidays?<\/p>\n

It\u2019s only 2 months after June.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll tell you why I need them. All because of this damn game.<\/p>\n

Without a festive, sweet diversion?<\/p>\n

Oh, best believe I\u2019d go insane.<\/p>\n

The Dolphins and the Ravens. Then the Panthers and the Chiefs.<\/p>\n

These games, they just keep coming\u2026<\/p>\n

Violence isn\u2019t in my core beliefs.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m here as meditation. Staring at cute store displays.<\/p>\n

Next a pit stop for some pumpkin spice,<\/p>\n

Hot donuts with fresh glaze.<\/p>\n

I wind my way back home to find my husband fast asleep.<\/p>\n

Buried under empty wrappers<\/p>\n

Stacked at least a dozen deep.<\/p>\n

Remote in hand, last game still on, I start to turn it off.<\/p>\n

Peace and quiet in my grasp now<\/p>\n

Then I choke on my own cough.<\/p>\n

Wait, crowd\u2019s going wild, a minute left? The score is really tied?\u00a0<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t help but grab a pork rind\u2026<\/p>\n

And smile a little bit inside.<\/p>\n

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