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If I found out I had six months to live, I would get fat enough to shut down a water slide.\u00a0<\/p>\n

I was driving in Dallas and saw a giant funnel-shaped structure outside something called Great Wolf Lodge. I guessed it was a satellite dish attached to a hunting lodge and had to investigate.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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I was way off. It\u2019s an amazing indoor water park. The structure outside is part of a slide that runs outside the building. Kids ran amok, having the time of their young lives. Ultra cool.<\/p><\/div>\n

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On my way home, colorful stitches of clothing were scattered on the road, and here\u2019s what I think happened: a parent who brought his\/her kids and several of their friends to Great Wolf Lodge finally wrangled them after a long, overwhelming afternoon, and in his\/her haste, got the hell out of Dodge but left a bag of wet bathing suits on top of the car. A bonehead move but understandable. Any one of us would have run toward daylight.\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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