{"id":363677,"date":"2026-08-02T14:17:25","date_gmt":"2026-08-02T14:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/uncategorized\/its-the-russians-maybe-the-comics-curmudgeon\/"},"modified":"2026-08-02T14:17:25","modified_gmt":"2026-08-02T14:17:25","slug":"its-the-russians-maybe-the-comics-curmudgeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=363677","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s the Russ\u2026ians, maybe? \u2013 The Comics Curmudgeon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<h2 class=\"visuallyhidden\">Post Content<\/h2>\n<p><i>Judge Parker,<\/i> 8\/2\/26<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/images\/26\/08\/i260802jp.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Oh wow, as predicted, that big Hollywood exec <a href=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/2026\/07\/i-like-the-way-ann-is-full-on-pacing-around-the-office-very-dramatic\/\" target=\"_blank\">loved Ann\u2019s little sermon<\/a> and green-lit the series as soon as she stalked out of the room. So now it looks like all\u2019s well that ends \u2026 wait, what\u2019s that? April\u2019s calling? She wants to make sure her intellectual property rights to Netflix\u2019s new <a href=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/2026\/07\/people-love-daughters-daughters-who-kill\/\" target=\"_blank\">daughters<\/a> extended universe are respected? And she\u2019s calling on whatever number Neddy has for her in her phone? Which presumably could be very easily tracked by [tries and fails to remember who April is on the run from exactly, decides it\u2019s not worth investigating] her enemies?<\/p>\n<p><i>Mary Worth,<\/i> 8\/2\/26<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/images\/26\/08\/i260802maryworth.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>So Dawn has been unable to track down Tommy ever since he <a href=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/2026\/07\/jordan-will-be-a-character-witness-at-their-trial-they-seemed-nice-hell-say\/\" target=\"_blank\">overheard Wilbur talking shit about him<\/a>, leading him to <a href=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/2026\/07\/mostly-one-panel-friday-2\/#mary\" target=\"_blank\">purchase drugs<\/a> and subsequently <a href=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/2026\/07\/mostly-ai-sunday\/#mary\" target=\"_blank\">flush them down the toilet<\/a>. This has caused Dawn some anxiety, but good news! He\u2019s fine. He\u2019s come by to tell Dawn that her good words strengthened his resolve, and he did a bunch of drugs to prove to himself that he can quit whenever he wants and that he\u2019s not an addict anymore. Problem solved!<\/p>\n<p><i>Suburban Fairy Tales,<\/i> 8\/2\/26<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/joshreads.com\/images\/26\/08\/i260802sft.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><i>Suburban Fairy Tales<\/i> is a strip whose main characters are the Three Little Pigs, and one thing that\u2019s always bugged me about it is that it neglects the Three Little Pigs\u2019 best-known defining characteristics: that they have wildly divergent skills when it comes to building structures that can endure abuse. Well, today is a shout-out to us Three Little Pigs oldheads, and I for one appreciate it.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Post Content Judge Parker, 8\/2\/26 Oh wow, as predicted, that big Hollywood exec loved Ann\u2019s little sermon and green-lit the series as soon as she stalked out of the room. So now it looks like all\u2019s well that ends \u2026 wait, what\u2019s that? April\u2019s calling? She wants to make sure her intellectual property rights to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":363678,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[184979,111825,184980],"tags":[9458,184982,184981],"dealstore":[],"offerexpiration":[],"class_list":["post-363677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-judge-parker","category-mary-worth","category-suburban-fairy-tales","tag-comics","tag-curmudgeon","tag-russians"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>It\u2019s the Russ\u2026ians, maybe? \u2013 The Comics Curmudgeon - Som2ny Network<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=363677\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"It\u2019s the Russ\u2026ians, maybe? \u2013 The Comics Curmudgeon - Som2ny Network\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Post Content Judge Parker, 8\/2\/26 Oh wow, as predicted, that big Hollywood exec loved Ann\u2019s little sermon and green-lit the series as soon as she stalked out of the room. 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