{"id":355500,"date":"2026-07-08T21:19:18","date_gmt":"2026-07-08T21:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/airline\/july-2026-mile-nerd\/"},"modified":"2026-07-08T21:19:18","modified_gmt":"2026-07-08T21:19:18","slug":"july-2026-mile-nerd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=355500","title":{"rendered":"July 2026 | Mile Nerd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Gap Season<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stare at walls for hours. Weeping softly in my beer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Needing honks at every stoplight<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that I\u2019ll put my car in gear.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No halfcourt shot from Curry. Oh, Mahomes where have you gone?<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On CBS\u2026a comedy<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enough of you, Vince Vaughn.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Basketball is over. And, still, football isn\u2019t close.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All crackheads need a daily fix<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">IT\u2019S 2 MONTHS TIL MY NEXT DOSE!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You think I need more balance. Or perhaps a breath?<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My oxygen is from the games<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please see: Walter White + meth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Long. This sports hiatus. I float through space and time.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is life outside the seasons?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A search for reason or some rhyme.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I phone my friend for guidance. To help me with the pain.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Call drops. A bad connection.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Must be weather, maybe rain?<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He shows up at my doorstep. Looks weary and quite old.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While trembling hard, he hugs me tight<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So frigid. Feels ice cold.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dead-eyed, with just a whisper, he mumbles in a haze:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSeason kicks off with the Eagles\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026still another 60 days.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My rugged friend, a bulldog. But now more like a pup.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I push him back, then ask with force:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. A. WORLD. CUP?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We walk for miles in silence. Blank stares of fallen men.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both are shattered and heartbroken\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Surely never whole again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only soccer and lame baseball. Those crumbs are not a meal.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then a miracle, it lifts us\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hear a crowd begin to squeal.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stadium? Behind those trees! Could it really be?<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The spunkiness inside me lives\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We sprint ahead to see.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ll be rowdy once again! A wild and crazy menace!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All my passion as a fan is back\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Oh, wait, I caught a glimpse)<\/em> <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This shit is only tennis.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milenerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/blue-1.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"571\" height=\"439\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milenerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/blue-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-39462\" style=\"width:361px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milenerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/blue-1.jpg 571w, https:\/\/www.milenerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/blue-1-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.milenerd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/blue-1-100x77.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 571px) 100vw, 571px\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gap Season I stare at walls for hours. 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