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They say writing is cathartic. If that\u2019s so, maybe I\u2019ll feel better after I write this review for a 2026 Nissan Armada NISMO.<\/p>\n I think Dad would have loved this thing.<\/p>\n It makes no sense, and by doing so makes sense.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n Editor\u2019s note: My father recently lost his battle with cancer. He was a United States Marine, an NYPD officer, and he spent the better part of his life helping other veterans. If you\u2019d like to donate to a cause he cared about, check out Semper Fi and America\u2019s Fund.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n I have this thing \u2013 I remember people by what car they drive. It\u2019s not a vanity thing, simply how my brain compartmentalizes. I\u2019m terrible with names, but great when it comes to remembering you by your gray Corolla.<\/p>\n Those closest to me can\u2019t escape this memory trick, and for my Dad, well, he had this 2001 Nissan Pathfinder. He always wanted one, and when he finally got it, the dude was so happy. Of course I\u2019d borrow it in bad weather and proceed to trash it in the snow. Never got stuck. Looked like a 1999 GT-R inside. And it lasted for over 150,000 miles before the transmission finally had enough.<\/p>\n Nissan still makes a Pathfinder, but it\u2019s a crossover now. Unibody. The promise of go-anywhere utility lacking. After all, Toyota makes a 4Runner<\/a> that\u2019s as grunty as Tim The Tool Man Taylor, so what gives?<\/p>\n Turns out, you have to go up the price ladder to this: the 2026 Nissan Armada NISMO. The Armada used to be a V-8, but that\u2019s been replaced by a GT-R<\/a>-derived twin-turbo V-6 with 460 horsepower. And just look at it \u2013 this is a rolling cartoon if ever such a thing existed.\u00a0<\/p>\n I know what you\u2019re thinking \u2013 this is ridiculous.<\/em> Well, let\u2019s find out the truth.\u00a0<\/p>\n I\u2019ve washed every press and personal car with specific tools \u2013 you don\u2019t have to spend a lot to get the same results.<\/p>\n High-performance SUVs are usually based on things with a unibody, but the Armada is a body-on-frame design, and thus quite unique. Imagine a GMC Yukon with a Corvette Z06 engine under the hood.<\/p>\n Banished to the sands of time is Nissan\u2019s trusted V-8, replaced by a V-6 with a holy acronym \u2013 VR. If you know your Nissan engine codes, you know that this motor is based on the architecture of the mighty Nissan GT-R, but in the Armada, it\u2019s totally revamped for life inside a truck.<\/p>\n Of course, this engine isn\u2019t hand-built in a clean room nor is it 3.8 liters; it\u2019s 3.5, more closely related to the engine in a Z NISMO<\/a> (stroked for more low-end grunt). It maintains some cool elements like mirror-bore coating and integrated manifolds \u2013 don\u2019t ask me what any of that means, but it sounds serious.\u00a0<\/p>\n The result is 460 horsepower and 516 lb-ft of torque motivating 6,100 pounds. Sounds pretty okay, and power is very not bad, but if you\u2019re looking for the union of a GT-R and an X5 M<\/a>, I promise this isn\u2019t it. It is smooth though, and there\u2019s plenty of power to pass as needed. I doubt you\u2019ll miss the V-8 at all.<\/p>\n Attached to that motor is a nine-speed automatic that I\u2019m sorry to say isn\u2019t very sporty. NISMO retunes the sport mode for this trans, but otherwise it remains the same as the base model and the results are lazy kickdowns and sloppy shifting. If you leave it alone (forget about the paddle shifters), the driving experience is fine for a large SUV.<\/p>\n Control it with 4 large buttons on the dash \u2013 no shifter. Takes some getting used to but I don\u2019t hate it like I hate a Hyundai\u2019s stalk. The auto, 4 High and 4 Low buttons are right there too, and for the most part automatic is where you want to live \u2013 the computer is smart enough to know when you need to involve the front wheels.\u00a0<\/p>\n First, press the start button. Next, turn that big knob over to the checkers board \u2013 the Armada NISMO floats and bounds over bumps if you leave it in its normal mode. It\u2019s far from sporty either way, but at least the chassis is controllable in sport. Rides nice too, thanks to the air suspension.<\/p>\n Too bad it doesn\u2019t carry over to the steering, which is a bit sloppy and loose for what really is branded as a Sport SUV. Loves to hunt for every rut on the highway too, so you better hold on tight. This is a body-on-frame truck meant for towing and dirt-crawling, so this is all hardly surprising.<\/p>\n Perhaps it\u2019s a branding thing \u2013 Toyota spun off its TRD division into off-roaders, and its GR division for on-road racing. Nissan uses NISMO as a catch-all, but I think their sports cars are the stronger brand right now, and so you just expect this Armada to be a taller GT-R, logic be damned.\u00a0<\/p>\n Man, these brakes are so soft. I wonder why\u2026<\/p>\n NISMO neglected to upgrade the brakes here, so aside from painting them red, they are what you get on a regular Armada. With 22-inch wheels on display, the 13.8-inch rotors simply look ridiculous and just reek of obvious cost-cutting.\u00a0<\/p>\n The real shame is that the pedal is always too soft \u2013 you\u2019d forgive the looks if they actually worked. But a giant SUV with small brake hardware is just a recipe for middling performance, especially from a holy badge such as this.\u00a0<\/p>\n I think there comes a point where these big guys either have enough room, or they don\u2019t. A few inches everywhere won\u2019t make much of a difference. But despite the Armada being the same physical size as a GMC Yukon, it\u2019s much more intimate inside. For instance, the GMC has two inches more of legroom in the third row.<\/p>\n That said, I thought the Armada was great \u2013 I fit things in the trunk without folding anything down, unlike in a Lexus GX 550, and there\u2019s still enough room in the nosebleed section for kids and even shorter adults. The second row has captain\u2019s chairs (I wish they had more shape), and I could easily almost stand up in here.<\/p>\n The front row, more goodness. The seats are so comfy, like a big couch, and they hold you in place enough to navigate this aircraft carrier-sized SUV through turns as fast as you dare. Overall, it might not be the most efficiently-sized package for an SUV, but it works nonetheless.\u00a0<\/p>\n The Armada is really just the Infiniti QX80\u2019s sportier bro, but because of its NISMO tuning, it gets 17 combined miles per gallon, one less than the Infiniti can muster.\u00a0<\/p>\n It\u2019s better than the old V-8 by 2 miles per gallon (15), and to be honest, this motor is so creamy and smooth that it feels like a V-8. Not sure you\u2019re missing much from the old model. It also bests that V-8-powered Yukon Denali in the city, so unless you need a larger towing capacity, the Armada is excellent at managing its size, efficiency and power together.<\/p>\n Like Lexus and Toyota, or even BMW\u2019s cheaper models and their more expensive, there are only so many ways you can play dress up with a car. And while the more expensive brands suffer a bit, the cheaper examples are often pushed to nearly the same level of fit and finish.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s just address the elephant, or big SUV, in the room \u2013 this is a lot of NISMO branding, and not all of it is elegant. I happen to love the bright red seat insets and embroidered logo, but I think it starts to get to be a bit much when we tack on a NISMO badge randomly next to the infotainment screen.<\/p>\n If you get past that, the Armada is actually very nice inside. There\u2019s the Alcantara-covered dash, red contrast stitching, and little details like a hidden \u201cSince 1951\u201d badge to tie it all back to Nissan\u2019s launch of the Patrol, which is what this car is called everywhere else in the world.<\/p>\n If you\u2019ve been inside an Infiniti QX80<\/a>, all of this will feel very familiar, from the plastic dashboard to the digital dash (NISMO-themed, of course). There\u2019s a lot of storage space around, an oversized sunroof, and even some faux carbon fiber trim \u2013 no idea, good or bad, went to waste here. To be fair, it\u2019s pretty much how you\u2019d envision a NISMO truck to look.<\/p>\n That \u201cno bad idea\u201d continues outside, where no one will ever make the mistake of thinking this is just another Nissan Armada.<\/p>\n There are 22-inch forged and machined NISMO wheels, a full NISMO body kit, and a $1,450 Stealth Gray and black paint job (white or black are the only other options). Again, we get the tacked-on badging, especially on the rear bumper, as if a 14-year-old was the main focus group for purchase.<\/p>\n![\"2026-nissan-armada-nismo-front](\"https:\/\/machineswithsouls.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2026-nissan-armada-nismo-136.jpg.webp)
<\/source><\/picture><\/p>\nGet one<\/h4>\n
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2026 Armada NISMO Soul Score<\/h5>\n
7<\/span>\/10<\/h3>\n
2026 Nissan Armada NISMO Overview<\/h2>\n
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<\/source><\/picture> <\/div>\nThe MWS Press Car Kit<\/h3>\n
\n As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. <\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\nPerformance Score: 5. Godzilla meets \u2018Murica<\/h2>\n
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<\/source><\/picture>Engine<\/h3>\n
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<\/source><\/picture>Transmission<\/h3>\n
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<\/source><\/picture>Chassis and Steering<\/h3>\n
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<\/source><\/picture>Brakes<\/h3>\n
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<\/source><\/picture>Lifestyle Score: 8. Fuller House<\/h2>\n
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<\/source><\/picture>Fuel Economy: 5. Seeing red<\/h2>\n
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<\/source><\/picture><\/p>\nFeatures and Comfort: 8. Finite Infinity\u00a0<\/h2>\n
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<\/source><\/picture><\/p>\nInterior<\/h3>\n
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<\/source><\/picture><\/p>\nExterior<\/h3>\n
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