{"id":351687,"date":"2025-12-19T18:53:40","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T18:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/american-history\/fireside-friday-october-24-2025-a-collection-of-unmitigated-pedantry\/"},"modified":"2025-12-19T18:53:40","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T18:53:40","slug":"fireside-friday-october-24-2025-a-collection-of-unmitigated-pedantry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=351687","title":{"rendered":"Fireside Friday, October 24, 2025 \u2013 A Collection of Unmitigated Pedantry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Hey, folks!  Fireside this week!<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"771\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"32007\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/acoup.blog\/2025\/10\/24\/fireside-friday-october-24-2025\/pxl_20251014_191555821\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?fit=3072%2C4080&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3072,4080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.68&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Pixel 9&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1760454955&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1147&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.058332&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"PXL_20251014_191555821\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?fit=226%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?fit=771%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=771%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32007\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=771%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 771w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=226%2C300&amp;ssl=1 226w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=768%2C1020&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=1157%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1157w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=1542%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1542w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=150%2C200&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=1200%2C1594&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?resize=1100%2C1461&amp;ssl=1 1100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/acoup.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/PXL_20251014_191555821.jpg?w=2200&amp;ssl=1 2200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 771px) 100vw, 771px\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Percy looking for some nap time.  Me too, buddy, me too.<br \/>And yes, he is on a blanket that is on a cat bed.  What you can\u2019t see is that cat bed is on another, different cat bed.  My man sleeps in style.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I don\u2019t have a burning topic this week, but as I\u2019ve mentioned, I\u2019m teaching Latin 101 and 102 this semester (and next).  One of the things that\u2019s interesting about that is of course students learning vocabulary for the first time tend to learn pretty simple 1-to-1 definitions.  That\u2019s necessary and it mostly works just fine: <em>mater<\/em> is a direct equivalent to \u201cmother,\u201d <em>oculus<\/em> is a direct equivalent to \u201ceye\u201d and so on.  But it gets trickier when you run into common words that are freighted with a lot of cultural meaning, what I\u2019ve started telling my students are <strong>major load-bearing cultural value words<\/strong>.  Those often have a complex set of definitions and implications with a lot more texture than any Latin 102 student is going to need (or necessarily be ready for).<\/p>\n<p>But I thought <em>here<\/em> it might be a fun thing to run down some of these <strong>major load-bearing cultural value words<\/strong> in Latin that have come up and briefly talk about what they mean and why they\u2019re load bearing.  These sorts of big words tend to actually be really common \u2013 because they\u2019re really important to the Romans who thus talk about them <em>a lot<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>We should start with the relationship between <strong>virtus<\/strong> (<em>virtus<\/em>, <em>virtutis<\/em> (m)), <strong>honos<\/strong> (<em>honos\/honor<\/em>, <em>honoris<\/em> (m)), <strong>dignitas<\/strong> (<em>dignitas, dignitatis<\/em>, (f)) and <strong>auctoritas<\/strong> (<em>auctoritas, auctoritatis<\/em>, (f)), words that make a bit more sense understood together.  <em>Virtus<\/em> literally means \u2018manliness\u2019 (from <em>vir, viri<\/em> (m), \u2018man\u2019), but by the time the Romans are writing to us its meaning has enlarged beyond that (and it has lost some of its gendered component \u2013 women can have <em>virtus<\/em> as a positive trait).  Instead, its core idea is a mix of courage, vigor and strength: ambition, drive and the quality or ability to meet it.  <em>Virtus<\/em> sometimes comes across as <a href=\"https:\/\/acoup.blog\/2024\/03\/29\/fireside-friday-march-29-2024-on-roman-values\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/acoup.blog\/2024\/03\/29\/fireside-friday-march-29-2024-on-roman-values\/\">a sort of reckless thing which requires \u2018constraining virtues\u2019 to control and direct correctly<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Virtus<\/em> as courage, drive, (positive) ambition compels a person towards the display of their quality in a testing or testing point (a <em>certamen<\/em>, \u2018struggle, strife, testing\u2019 or <em>discrimen<\/em>, \u2018separating, turning-point, decision-point, crisis\u2019). Success in that moment of testing, when witnessed by others (for this is an honor culture: deeds are to be witnessed!) is what produces <em>honos<\/em> (\u2018honor, respect,\u2019 but also \u2018[political or military] office\u2019 or rewards for honor). <em>Honos<\/em> (also spelled <em>honor<\/em>, from where our word comes) is about recognition and acknowledgement and it was a real, visceral thing for the Romans: they describe it as bright and burning.  A person with sufficient <em>honos<\/em> required respect from those around them, while a person who was disgraced shrunk back and withered in public (or at least, was supposed to).  A sufficient amount of <em>honos<\/em> produced <em>dignitas<\/em> (\u2018dignity, worth, authority\u2019), which demanded respect, almost as a kind of relational forcefield: a person of <em>dignitas<\/em> required respectful treatment from everyone (including other people of <em>dignitas<\/em>) because of their achievements.  A very large amount of <em>honos<\/em> produced also <em>auctoritas<\/em> (\u2018authority, influence\u2019), a cultural-social demand for deference to the point of being able to direct the actions of others through shear force of <em>honos<\/em> (the idea being that they do what the man with <em>auctoritas<\/em> says not because he might threaten them, but simply because his overwhelming achievements and prestige cause them to).<\/p>\n<p>My students have also met <strong>amicitia<\/strong> (<em>amicitia, amicitiae<\/em>, (f), \u2018friendship\u2019) and <strong>beneificium<\/strong> (<em>beneficium, beneficii<\/em>, (n), \u2018a favor, service, kindness\u2019)), <strong>munus<\/strong> (<em>munus, muneris<\/em>, (n), service, office, gift) and <strong>donum<\/strong> (<em>donum, doni<\/em> (n), \u2018gift\u2019).  As you can see, <em>beneficium, munus <\/em>and <em>donum<\/em> can all be translated as \u2018gift\u2019 but they are not pure synonyms: the shades of meaning are quite different.  <em>Donum<\/em> has the \u2018pure\u2019 sense of \u2018gift\u2019 in its simple form.  By contrast <em>munus<\/em> derives from the some place as <em>munia<\/em> (\u2018duties, official functions\u2019) and so has that sense of an official service or obligation.  It <em>can<\/em> mean a gift as well, often a public gift (that is, the gift of a high official or rich person to the public, like games or public buildings, often in the plural, <em>munera<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile you have <em>beneficium<\/em>, literally a \u2018good making\u2019 or \u2018good deed\u2019 (<em>bene<\/em>+<em>facio<\/em>, \u2018a good doing\u2019) the word is tied up with <em>amicitia<\/em> and <em>patrocinium<\/em>.  The patron-client relationship which is <strong>so prominent<\/strong> in Roman society, consists in the exchange of <em>beneficia<\/em> (\u2018favors\u2019) and <em>officia<\/em> (sing. <em>officium<\/em>, \u2018service\u2019) between two reciprocal but unequal parties.  The difference is that an <em>officium<\/em> is a service done to one who is owed (by position or by previous favors) while a <em>beneficium<\/em> is a service or favor done to one who is not (yet) owed, but necessary in both words is the idea that these favors are given willingly, typically as part of a continuing relationship.<\/p>\n<p>Now at Rome while patron-client relations were <em>everywhere<\/em>, between freeborn men, it was almost never appropriate to <em>say so<\/em> out loud.  That would shame the junior party and as we\u2019ve just seen <em>honos<\/em> matters a lot in this society: a good patron wouldn\u2019t even want to so diminish their client.  So the near-universal practice was instead to refer to patronage (<em>patrocinium<\/em>, <em>clientela<\/em>) relationships in terms of <em>amicitia<\/em>, \u2018friendship.\u2019  Consequently, while <em>amicitia<\/em> could be the relationship between you and your drinking buddies, it was also the public term for patronage relationships and for political alliances (many of which were effectively patronage relationships).  So it does mean \u2018friendship\u2019 but covers a wider array of <em>unequal<\/em> relationships that involve the exchange of <em>officia<\/em> and <em>beneficia<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And then you have the age-and-gender words<\/strong>.  At the moment, my students have something of an incomplete set: they have <em>puer<\/em> (<em>puer, pueri<\/em> (m), \u2018boy\u2019) and <em>puella <\/em>(<em>puella, puellae<\/em> (f), \u2018girl\u2019) and <em>iuvenis<\/em> (<em>iuvenis, iuvenis<\/em> (m\/f but usually m), \u2018young men\/women\u2019), but not yet <em>adulescens<\/em> (<em>adulescens, adulescentis<\/em>, (m), \u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/K6qGwmXZtsE?si=45tY4LjDBfIZj7Xf\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/K6qGwmXZtsE?si=45tY4LjDBfIZj7Xf\">youths, yutes<\/a>\u2018).  They have <em>vir <\/em>(<em>vir, viri<\/em> (m), \u2018man\u2019), <em>homo<\/em> (<em>homo, hominis<\/em> (m\/f but usually m), \u2018human, male\u2019) and <em>femina<\/em> (<em>femina, feminae<\/em> (f), \u2018female\u2019) but not yet <em>mulier<\/em> (<em>mulier, mulieris<\/em> (f), \u2018woman\u2019).<\/p>\n<p>And you can actually learn a fair bit about a culture by looking at their age-and-gender words, because it tells you something about their categories.<\/p>\n<p>We start with <em>puer<\/em> and <em>puella<\/em>, matching words for \u2018boy\u2019 and \u2018girl.\u2019  Except, note <em>quite<\/em> matching.  There is, I should note, a fair bit of \u2018give\u2019 in the system I\u2019m about to lay out, so take these as general rules, not an iron system.  A <em>puer<\/em> stops being a <em>puer<\/em> around 14 or 15 when he received from his father the <em>toga virilis<\/em> (\u2018toga of manhood\u2019) and is thus recognized as coming of age, at which point he\u2019s an <em>adulescens<\/em>, \u2018a youth.\u2019  By contrast, <em>puella<\/em> is not an age-limited category, but essentially means \u2018a girl pre-marriage\u2019 (it can also be a term of affection for a romantic partner or at least a prospective one later in life), so generally marriage is the event that marks the transition from <em>puella<\/em> to <em>uxor<\/em> and <em>mulier<\/em>.  Notably, <em>adulescens<\/em> can be used of women, but is only very rarely so.<\/p>\n<p>For young men, <em>adulescens<\/em> is a \u2018younger adult\u2019 category while <em>iuvenis<\/em> is the \u2018young (but less so)\u2019 category.  There\u2019s a lot of blurring here, rather than a hard age break, but typically <em>adulescentes <\/em>are in their teens or early twenties while <em>iuvenes<\/em> are young men from their twenties through their thirties (so yes, a 35 year old man, in Roman thought, is still a \u2018youth\u2019).  The next category up was <em>senex<\/em> (<em>senex<\/em>, <em>senis<\/em>, \u2018old man, elder\u2019)), the plural of which <em>seniores<\/em> declined the Roman census age classes 46 and up (and thus mostly out of military age).<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, you have <em>homo<\/em> and <em>femina<\/em>, \u2018man\u2019 and \u2018woman\u2019 \u2013 Latin is absolutely a male-normative patriarchal language, so <em>homo<\/em> can mean both \u2018man\u2019 as distinct from \u2018animal\u2019 (and thus include all of humankind) but also \u2018male\u2019 as distinct from \u2018female\u2019.  I tend to think of these words as more like \u2018male\u2019 and \u2018female\u2019 in that both can have a bit of a sneer to them: you don\u2019t call someone you like a <em>homo<\/em> for the same reason that the newscaster reporting on, \u201cthree adult <em>males <\/em>were spotted leaving the scene\u201d is not saying a nice thing about those three fellows.<\/p>\n<p>Thus you have <em>vir<\/em> \u2013 man, as distinct from mere \u2018male\u2019 \u2013 a term of a bit more respect.  Its nearest match for women is <em>mulier<\/em> (an adult woman, regardless of married status, though in Rome this is going to mostly mean widows and divorcees along with wives; never-marrieds are really rare in Roman culture).  <em>Mulier<\/em> doesn\u2019t quite carry the status that <em>vir<\/em> does \u2013 <em>vir<\/em> has real weight and is the root behind <em>virtus<\/em>.  Instead, the weightier word here is <em>matrona<\/em> (<em>matrona, matronae<\/em> (f), matron, married woman, wife) which from a very early point has a sense of dignity and even social rank and so carries something closer to <em>vir<\/em>\u2018s sense of \u2018gentleman\u2019 with something like \u2018lady,\u2019 though honestly with even a bit more intensity (<em>matrona<\/em> can do the work for women that, in the republic, something like, \u2018<em>eques Romanus<\/em>\u2018 \u201ca Roman of the equestrian order\u201d meaning \u201ca Roman of wealth and status\u201d does for men.).  The fact that <em>matrona<\/em> derives from <em>mater<\/em> (\u2018mother\u2019) also suggests something about Roman values and exactly what things get what sort of person status.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, as a historian I often find I wished introductory Latin textbooks offered a bit more of this sort of thing here, taking the opportunity as they introduce those <strong>major load-bearing cultural value words<\/strong> to explain a little bit how they fit into the broader culture, but relatively few language textbooks do.  I find I wish students learned a bit more Roman culture in Latin classes \u2013 at least compared to what I got \u2013 but then, of course, I am a historian, so I would.<\/p>\n<p>On to <strong>Recommendations<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>The first story here is a bit of a bummer, but worth noting.  I\u2019ve been writing here about the jobs crisis in history and academia more broadly for some time, noting that it was a case of the system flooding, as it were, from the bottom up: lower ranked graduate programs became wholly non-competitive in a shrinking job market before the crisis impacted highly ranked programs (quite regardless of the quality of the historians involved, I might note).  Well, the flooding has at last reached the upper-most decks: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thecrimson.com\/article\/2025\/10\/21\/fas-phd-admissions-cuts\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.thecrimson.com\/article\/2025\/10\/21\/fas-phd-admissions-cuts\/\">Harvard is cutting graduate programs across the Faculty of Arts and Sciences by anywhere from 50 to 75%<\/a>.  History graduate admissions there will plunge from 13 annually to just 5, and the cuts extend into the sciences as well, with a <em>75% reduction<\/em> in Biology, for instance.<\/p>\n<p>I know a lot of folks read this blog to escape contemporary politics, but I feel the need to note that <strong>this is a policy choice<\/strong>: it is the immediate result of the current administration\u2019s war on higher education, which will make college both <em>more expensive<\/em> and <em>less available<\/em> and also <em>worse as an education<\/em>.  But it is also the long-term result of a steady erosion in policy support of higher education, of substituting state funding with private loans, over decades.  This was not the product of impersonal economic forces <strong>but rather remains the product of intentional political <em>choices<\/em><\/strong> and we could chose differently (and indeed, did so in the past).<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I wrote \u2013 behind a paywall, alas \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/thedispatch.com\/article\/pentagon-civil-military-pete-hegseth-speech\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/thedispatch.com\/article\/pentagon-civil-military-pete-hegseth-speech\/\">my take on the recent gathering of US general officers at Quantico<\/a> for <em>The Dispatch<\/em>.  I won\u2019t rehash that here, but as I suppose many of you have guessed, I found very little to like, a lot to dislike and a bit to fear about the speeches given there, both of which represented stark breaks with the most successful parts of the American military tradition.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2025\/oct\/20\/lost-us-generals-senior-officers-say-trust-hegseth-evaporated\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2025\/oct\/20\/lost-us-generals-senior-officers-say-trust-hegseth-evaporated\/\">Subsequent reporting has suggested the audience probably agreed<\/a>.  I remain profoundly concerned that the United States is careening in remarkably dangerous directions, but then<a href=\"http:\/\/acoup.blog\/2024\/10\/25\/new-acquisitions-1933-and-the-definition-of-fascism\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"acoup.blog\/2024\/10\/25\/new-acquisitions-1933-and-the-definition-of-fascism\/\"> I was suggesting<\/a> this was the road the president would take us on, and he has.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, in ancient history, <a href=\"https:\/\/pasts-imperfect.ghost.io\/pasts-imperfect-10-23-25\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/pasts-imperfect.ghost.io\/pasts-imperfect-10-23-25\/\">we have another <em>Pasts Imperfect<\/em><\/a>!  Stephanie Wong writes briefly about the tradition of pumpkin carving, which is actually a tradition of <em>turnip<\/em> carving, because it originated before the pumpkin arrived in the Old World.  The post also highlights the amazing \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.blindscholar.com\/braille\/?ref=pasts-imperfect.ghost.io\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.blindscholar.com\/braille\/?ref=pasts-imperfect.ghost.io\">Braille for Ancient Languages<\/a>\u201d project, topical blogs by Amy Norgard and Joshua Nudell, and more!  Well worth a look, as always.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, for this week\u2019s <strong>Book Recommendation<\/strong>, I\u2019 want to recommend I\u2019m going with a military history recommendation, J.A. Lynn, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4hKHAA1\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4hKHAA1\">Giant of the Grand Si\u00e8cle: The French Army: 1610-1715<\/a><\/em> (1997).  <em><em>Giant of the Grand Si\u00e8cle<\/em><\/em> fits into a category of military history that take a single army \u2013 the army of a single state in a single period \u2013 and attempt to describe it<em> <\/em>as an organization and an institution.  Reading such an approach is really valuable for the student of military history looking to move beyond mere biography or campaign history to begin to understand not just war and <em>warfare<\/em> in a period.  Lynn\u2019s time period is especially interesting because it covers the <em>beginning<\/em> of the trend towards institutionalization: the creation of regular systems of inspection, standardization of uniforms, regularization of pay, the first fumbling steps towards standard training for officers and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Lynn provides here a portrait \u2013 a snapshot in many respects (although in individual sections he notes clearly change over time) \u2013 of the French army of the 1600s and early 1700s, when France was the premier military power in Europe.  The picture will be in some ways somewhat familiar \u2013 there are captains and colonels, companies and regiments \u2013 but at the same time strikingly alien to someone familiar with modern, post-institutionalization militaries.  Commands of companies and regiments were still <em>purchased<\/em> (for the most part), their officers mostly aristocrats with years in service but little formal military education, with the expectation that captains and especially colonels would employ a significant portion of their aristocratic wealth to raising and maintaining the units they commanded.  Officers still raised entire units at their own expense, while fraud in payments (officers pocketing the wages of non-existent or dead soldiers) was still a commonplace. <\/p>\n<p>Rather than proceeding chronologically (which would have been terribly confusing) Lynn proceeds topically, beginning with administration (pay, logistics, taxes, lodgings), then command (officers, their background, training and culture), then life for the rank and file soldiers, and then finally closing with a discussion on the practice of war itself.  The focus here is on institutions and organizational structures (how are units structured, who pays for what, how are men trained, who comes from what background, what royal officials are present and what can they do, etc.), not on individual battles or units or even the experience of combat.  That may seem boring \u2013 and at times the book can be very dry \u2013 but it can be fascinating to dive into such a large and complex organization and try to understand how it <em>works<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>For someone looking to move beyond the surface level understanding of military history, I think ti is essential to read these sorts of treatments <em>widely<\/em>, across as many kinds of militaries as possible, in as many time periods as possible, to begin to get a sense of how <em>different<\/em> militaries behave as institutions, because each one is different.<\/p>\n<p>And that\u2019s it for this week!  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