{"id":351607,"date":"2025-12-19T15:59:08","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T15:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/uncategorized\/2025-can-suck-donkey-bong-piper-heidsieck-brut-rose-champagne\/"},"modified":"2025-12-19T15:59:08","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T15:59:08","slug":"2025-can-suck-donkey-bong-piper-heidsieck-brut-rose-champagne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=351607","title":{"rendered":"2025 Can Suck Donkey Bong (Piper-Heidsieck Brut Ros\u00e9 Champagne)"},"content":{"rendered":"


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For many of us, the year 2025 felt as though it lasted approximately 296,380 days.<\/p>\n

With the holiday season upon us here in the Northern Hemisphere, and the dawn of a new year fast approaching, today felt like an apt opportunity to bid a fond f*ck-you-get-the-hell-out-of-our-lives-already<\/em><\/s> adieu to 2025, and celebrate.<\/p>\n

The natural choice in these circumstances is bubbly, and it\u2019s seemed almost as long as 2025 felt since I\u2019ve highlighted Champagne on these virtual pages [Editor\u2019s note: today\u2019s featured producer hasn\u2019t been spotlighted (spotlit?) here since the Eagles won their first Superbowl title<\/a><\/em>]. So\u2026 into the sample pool we dive, to retrieve something a bit out of the ordinary.<\/p>\n

Specifically, Piper-Heidsieck\u2019s Brut Ros\u00e9 Champagne, an odd bird by Champers standards. P-H uses well over 200 regional suppliers to source fruit for their bubblies, which in and of itself isn\u2019t all that unique. In this case, however, everything from their house vineyards (primarily in Les Riceys) utilizes exactly zero herbicides. The more geekily interesting bit about this Brut Ros\u00e9, however, is its makeup: 25% Pinot Meunier, 25% Chardonnay, and 50% Pinot Noir, including 15% red wine<\/em>; a minimum of 25% reserve wines are included. It\u2019s topped off with lees aging of 24+ months, and then post-disgorgement aging of 3+ months.<\/p>\n

So\u2026 what does all of this mean for us thirsty celebrators?<\/p>\n

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NV Piper-Heidsieck Brut Ros\u00e9 (Champagne, $75)<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

This is a newer release, billed as the successor to P-H\u2019s Sauvage Ros\u00e9. A metric ton of succulent and sexy red berry action is the first thing you\u2019ll notice, with rose petal and toast notes emerging as the bubbles take flight in the glass. It makes absolutely no bones about its fruit-forward freshness, and at first even comes off a bit pushy for Champers. <\/p>\n

Give it a bit of time in the glass, however, and you start to get your head around just what the cellar masters had planned when they assembled this little number. Now, I do not make wine myself, so take the following as mostly guesswork, BUT\u2026 The unusually high proportion of red wine, presumably, gives this bubbly its aggressive red berry fruit edginess and structure. The bruised red apples and toasted almond action that starts to emerge on the palate might be thanks to the reserve wines and lees aging. I\u2019m not sure where the blood orange acid streak comes from, or the dried rose petals, but their appearance on the complex finish is certainly a more welcome visitor than, say, 2025 was.<\/p>\n

All in all, the whole package comes off as almost equal parts sophisticated and sultry, with an excellent balance between love-it-now accessibility and aging potential (by non-vintage Champagne standards). Not exactly nutritious, but certainly delicious.<\/p>\n

Cheers\u2014and oh, yeah, F*CK YOU, 2025, you sucked major donkey bong!!<\/p>\n

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