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Star Of The Shop<\/span><\/p>\n

Confession time\u2026<\/p>\n

I occasionally get my eyebrows threaded.<\/p>\n

Yup, that\u2019s right. Deal with it, manly men. Congrats on your ability to chew glass and spit out nails. I realize that you can eat fire and fart out handcrafted wooden furniture. Look, I get that you shave with a machete. And do all of it while sipping from a can of beer\u2026<\/p>\n

But the face I look at in the mirror each day? \u00a0<\/p>\n

It could easily grow a massive, thick unibrow.<\/p>\n

So, yeah, I get this taken care of every couple months.<\/p>\n

And allow me be even more honest. I actually like<\/em> going to the eyebrow place. No, wait, let me correct that. I secretly love<\/strong> walking in there. Why? Because it feels damn good to take care of myself. Fine, sue me. Shouldn\u2019t we take pride in respecting oursel\u2014<\/p>\n

\u2014ok, sorry, that\u2019s actually not the reason I love walking in there.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the real truth\u2026<\/p>\n

The old lady who runs the place apparently thinks I\u2019m the studliest guy around. Quite literally. I mean, she doesn\u2019t even call me by name. Not even sure she remembers my name at this point. She just refers to me as, \u201cHandsome.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHello handsome!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGood to see you, handsome!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHow are you, handsome?!\u201d<\/p>\n

And so on.<\/p>\n

Not gonna lie. It feels pretty great to hear. Especially as an aging nerd with sore hamstrings and a bunch of gray in my beard. But, man, when I walk in there? It\u2019s like Handsomefest \u201997.<\/p>\n

Cut to last week:<\/p>\n

I take a look down at the ol\u2019 calendar.<\/p>\n

Boom, it\u2019s eyebrow time.<\/p>\n

I walk through those doors. Strutting in there as usual. Almost gliding. Even the hamstring feels great on eyebrow day. I look around at all the old ladies in their chairs. Wait, are they checking me out too? Sure seems that way. Does everyone<\/em> in here think I\u2019m a stud?<\/p>\n

Hey, maybe that\u2019s just called good taste. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

I grab a seat and wait my turn. Flashing my megawatt smile at all the friendly faces. Is this what it feels like to be a movie star? Nothing but adoration. Fans all around.<\/p>\n

Welcome to Stud City.
Population: me.<\/p>\n

I pick up a magazine as another guy walks in. Please note that I would never make fun of his appearance. That\u2019s not who I am. But let\u2019s just say he looks like a total mess. People would probably describe him as, \u201cunfortunate looking.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sorry, bro.<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t all be movie stars.<\/p>\n

The eyebrow lady takes notice of his entrance. Poor guy. But then she turns excitedly to him and says:<\/p>\n

\u201cHello handsome!\u201d<\/p>\n

Wait, what?<\/p>\n

Hold on a minute.<\/p>\n

And then it dawns on me\u2026<\/p>\n

As my cockiness melts into panic. <\/p>\n

While my hamstring tightens up like a rock\u2026<\/p>\n

Apparently, this is just the word she uses for EVERY GUY WHO WALKS IN THE DOOR. To her, all of us are \u201chandsome.\u201d<\/p>\n

I sure wish I could tell you what happened next.<\/p>\n

But I blacked out for the next 3 days.<\/p>\n

So, to summarize, I no longer take part in the act of grooming.<\/p>\n

I now chew glass and fart out handcrafted coffee tables.<\/p>\n

Oh, and if you ever run into me anywhere?<\/p>\n

Please ignore my eyebrows. <\/p>\n

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