{"id":336058,"date":"2025-12-09T08:43:09","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T08:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/recipes\/category-a-b\/beer\/return-to-madeira-half-a-century-on\/"},"modified":"2025-12-09T08:43:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T08:43:09","slug":"return-to-madeira-half-a-century-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=336058","title":{"rendered":"Return to Madeira, half a century on"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"post-body-1418793317704974597\" itemprop=\"description articleBody\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjsRVG1GBZNy8D6b6ePyJYSbfQu8xgPlmBsuGANs0LThMaYJRjmRzUuaEqjFYZZbqQnKrE6B-0Yq0bW_gD52xqt9uV7DKD4ueItaRlkJnNOxe-GZ9X-T4gv96NrFPU46auE_bHO3kNCBppRD6O5lDx9SSeCXQqeGV-Fc3xViAfW-9HOZzQhLc3d0a0u3w8\/s4069\/Funchal.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2245\" data-original-width=\"4069\" height=\"221\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjsRVG1GBZNy8D6b6ePyJYSbfQu8xgPlmBsuGANs0LThMaYJRjmRzUuaEqjFYZZbqQnKrE6B-0Yq0bW_gD52xqt9uV7DKD4ueItaRlkJnNOxe-GZ9X-T4gv96NrFPU46auE_bHO3kNCBppRD6O5lDx9SSeCXQqeGV-Fc3xViAfW-9HOZzQhLc3d0a0u3w8\/w400-h221\/Funchal.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>We\u2019ve been home now, from our late autumn cruise, for just<br \/>\nover a month, and I suddenly realised that I hadn&#8217;t written anything about our<br \/>\nvisit to <b>Madeira<\/b> \u2013 officially the third port of call on our two-week voyage.<br \/>\nHowever, as things turned out, with our aborted attempt to dock at <b>Praia de<br \/>\nVitoria, Madeira<\/b> was actually the second location we visited. Our ship docked<br \/>\nat <b>Funchal, <\/b>the lovely and rather charming capital of <b>Madeira<\/b>, where we had an<br \/>\novernight stop at <b>Funchal. <\/b>This gave us two full days in which to explore <span style=\"color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Aptos; mso-hansi-font-family: Aptos;\">this<br \/>\ncharming town along with the surrounding area.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj5mx1NTWumrBpePG2xBA6s5XOf9gzi7RYZWqtCu2pUVrquoQEJEdGsC6j5bEDsWnwuHzq6JuQjHznA-hSig7F3ywfeP3qXirOaCLyt_w6r1sAsrfc469Vs3lo27_b2oLsGYxm-0XYLGi6Xb92822gU1N71fTPcCcgN0rXZFliP4v4hussUywCNVbpTOKI\/s3830\/Funchal%20main%20drag.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2109\" data-original-width=\"3830\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj5mx1NTWumrBpePG2xBA6s5XOf9gzi7RYZWqtCu2pUVrquoQEJEdGsC6j5bEDsWnwuHzq6JuQjHznA-hSig7F3ywfeP3qXirOaCLyt_w6r1sAsrfc469Vs3lo27_b2oLsGYxm-0XYLGi6Xb92822gU1N71fTPcCcgN0rXZFliP4v4hussUywCNVbpTOKI\/w400-h220\/Funchal%20main%20drag.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>As I\u2019ve probably mentioned before, I<span style=\"color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Aptos; mso-hansi-font-family: Aptos;\">\u2019d visited <b>Funchal<\/b> before, again<br \/>\narriving by ship, although that time it was a school <b><i>\u201ceducational cruise\u201d<\/i><\/b> in a<br \/>\nconverted, former troop ship. As almost <b>50 years <\/b>had passed since that visit,<br \/>\nmy memories of <b>Madeira<\/b>\u00a0are rather limited. Having said that, I\u2019m pretty certain<br \/>\nthat my school mates and I just proceeded down the gangway and walked into<br \/>\n<b>Funchal,<\/b> rather than being bussed into town, as <b>Eileen,<\/b> me and other passengers<br \/>\nwere. The drive itself took around <b>10 minutes<\/b>, if that\u2019s anything to go by, but<br \/>\nafter half a century, who really knows.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj2FX3hLhHV5pzr7WPqCOHmnhb6K5Rwzsd3_Ij-0Q8WQS6TP8bwgsIkIA2axtR5xbx9OGPJ3CYiglz6Dzf625W7W4Aya3CHkf4EhV9CHGwrKfoWeM-JDskrNvuAjP1uqQaMWL91rEALomC-E7q3MxIZ4bFgzdhHrjeZUyvWiZlEgVpqpRs1REsgsdGv1vs\/s4080\/Funchal%20rocks.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2296\" data-original-width=\"4080\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj2FX3hLhHV5pzr7WPqCOHmnhb6K5Rwzsd3_Ij-0Q8WQS6TP8bwgsIkIA2axtR5xbx9OGPJ3CYiglz6Dzf625W7W4Aya3CHkf4EhV9CHGwrKfoWeM-JDskrNvuAjP1uqQaMWL91rEALomC-E7q3MxIZ4bFgzdhHrjeZUyvWiZlEgVpqpRs1REsgsdGv1vs\/w400-h225\/Funchal%20rocks.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The coach dropped us off at a bus station on the seafront,<br \/>\nwhere there were landscaped gardens, shaded with palm trees. We decided to<br \/>\nexplore the immediate vicinity before finding a suitable place for lunch.<br \/>\n<b>Eileen\u2019s niece,<\/b> and her husband had visited the island recently and had strongly<br \/>\nrecommended a restaurant situated further along the seafront. She hadn\u2019t<br \/>\nindicated how far along, but after reviewing the location on <b>Google Maps,<\/b> we<br \/>\nrealized it was a good <b>45\u201350-minute walk.<\/b> This was rather too far <b>Mrs PBT\u2019s,<br \/>\n<\/b>and further too than I\u2019d care to walk, just for a bite to eat. Fortunately, we<br \/>\ndiscovered several excellent alternatives in the vicinity.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgFdzZ4sKKcpb7QrlmXKi9kj7xjGdXiaNJnZCSfoZsG72_QuVzO_5XjHfSw4jRWUjAFauOaZQZp1XlXiFTR6SFCui_JeSiiUa8GzQGBa5htsEm2JcZEoGufpokC5pQ6hTt7Uus_3yMXAjhKTKWUV_Tijsu8Sntz1YLFmi5IJummePhMDkxYp32U4i1zr_Q\/s3660\/Custard%20tarts.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2173\" data-original-width=\"3660\" height=\"238\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgFdzZ4sKKcpb7QrlmXKi9kj7xjGdXiaNJnZCSfoZsG72_QuVzO_5XjHfSw4jRWUjAFauOaZQZp1XlXiFTR6SFCui_JeSiiUa8GzQGBa5htsEm2JcZEoGufpokC5pQ6hTt7Uus_3yMXAjhKTKWUV_Tijsu8Sntz1YLFmi5IJummePhMDkxYp32U4i1zr_Q\/w400-h238\/Custard%20tarts.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Our first stop was a small caf\u00e9 with outdoor shaded seating,<br \/>\nbeneath a canopy. We dropped in, ordered a coffee each, as well as a delicious<br \/>\n<b>Portuguese custard tart.<\/b> Sitting there gave us time to figure out where to eat<br \/>\nlater. We then wandered down one of the side streets that run parallel to the<br \/>\nshoreline\u2014narrow, bustling, and full of charm.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiZPGay3x3t8cYuhj_pvEiM0T0mL5mSEhW4OTmMfRTu5ttghl5rswWhVBxxMKpE35cHgH7YxYh-hkzjZx3hvMVH5XLj-NPq7UTQRgM8DEtRMs8dhF2JuXX0EDw9c2blv7nTUKhWzVVGBtEbERpaRFaXcx5umcmddSyznBN6x0A_D9OQOOJKsho-M8jQEEk\/s3873\/Funchal%20cable%20car.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2178\" data-original-width=\"3873\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiZPGay3x3t8cYuhj_pvEiM0T0mL5mSEhW4OTmMfRTu5ttghl5rswWhVBxxMKpE35cHgH7YxYh-hkzjZx3hvMVH5XLj-NPq7UTQRgM8DEtRMs8dhF2JuXX0EDw9c2blv7nTUKhWzVVGBtEbERpaRFaXcx5umcmddSyznBN6x0A_D9OQOOJKsho-M8jQEEk\/w400-h225\/Funchal%20cable%20car.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Aptos; mso-hansi-font-family: Aptos;\">There were plenty of local caf\u00e9s<br \/>\nand bars opening onto the street, all very inviting and tempting, although one<br \/>\nparticularly proprietor was rather too vocal and persistent for my liking, in<br \/>\nhis attempts to encourage visitors to try his rooftop bar. It may well have afforded<br \/>\nviews out over the seafront, but he didn\u2019t get our custom, no matter how good<br \/>\nhis establishment might have been.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj8d8eg_Tlac_u9Oy0Agt_4s-vr4JnpGios0KXHOvf3RygeH562Q_ZEhT9eHotaurpafd02o0wPj6Fme8tc1CO9J9VbQdw62SF_ShOocPPSesGnMLQ6xFU4Qzb9wzvd0lYsj_wOGp6Im8mulFmCWGlA8sMz1gF6S1g628O3aEwm1ueXjGtPoRT-_DnUi40\/s2535\/Loft.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2535\" data-original-width=\"2109\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj8d8eg_Tlac_u9Oy0Agt_4s-vr4JnpGios0KXHOvf3RygeH562Q_ZEhT9eHotaurpafd02o0wPj6Fme8tc1CO9J9VbQdw62SF_ShOocPPSesGnMLQ6xFU4Qzb9wzvd0lYsj_wOGp6Im8mulFmCWGlA8sMz1gF6S1g628O3aEwm1ueXjGtPoRT-_DnUi40\/s320\/Loft.jpg\" width=\"266\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Aptos; mso-hansi-font-family: Aptos;\">We moved on and looked elsewhere, and after taking a<br \/>\nshortcut, back towards the sea front, we found the terminus of the city&#8217;s<br \/>\nfamous cable car. For <b>\u20ac20,<\/b> you can ride right to the top of the hills (mountains)<br \/>\nbehind the city, and enjoy uninterrupted views stretching right across <b>Funchal,<br \/>\n<\/b>and out to the sea beyond. Having watched the film <b><i>\u201cWhere Eagles Dare\u201d<\/i><\/b>, I&#8217;ve<br \/>\nnever been that keen on cable cars. <b>Mrs PBT\u2019s<\/b> felt the same, so we decided to<br \/>\nskip that activity, and walked a little further in the direction of the ship.<br \/>\nThere we noticed a contemporary and laid-back place called <b>\u201cLoft\u201d,<\/b> with a few tables overlooking<br \/>\nthe grassy area we&#8217;d just passed through. <\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEivoeFqKvQIHddoj7uncdVhfv7Ob1kaSoab-NclZzyaW7ip_MoXyMdTANyeOstuNMQpsMwA_alsnmE3yhfWnGUjCjwAHRsG7VWz2qNQqA1yaAL-qgvhov5DPdkjDFcI5DJ2SRIKUb0vjdkm-D09CGG1wLMS9dgx9864TZu1mgHv1Nf2oRa3-2FB5SKYq9E\/s3830\/Brushetta.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2180\" data-original-width=\"3830\" height=\"228\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEivoeFqKvQIHddoj7uncdVhfv7Ob1kaSoab-NclZzyaW7ip_MoXyMdTANyeOstuNMQpsMwA_alsnmE3yhfWnGUjCjwAHRsG7VWz2qNQqA1yaAL-qgvhov5DPdkjDFcI5DJ2SRIKUb0vjdkm-D09CGG1wLMS9dgx9864TZu1mgHv1Nf2oRa3-2FB5SKYq9E\/w400-h228\/Brushetta.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Aptos; mso-hansi-font-family: Aptos;\">Wanting something light for our lunch, we checked out their<br \/>\nmenu, which included some nice <b>bruschetta\u2019s, <\/b>and decided to give the place a<br \/>\ntry. We found a table, in the shade, and ordered some drinks. A half litre of<br \/>\n<b>Coral White<\/b> \u2013 the local lager, for me and whatever <b>Eileen<\/b> was having &#8211; mineral<br \/>\nwater I expect. Our food arrived, looking nicely presented, and tasting as good<br \/>\nas it looked. It was just the right size for lunch, as without wishing to sound<br \/>\ntoo self-righteous, we were trying to be mindful about what we ate, despite<br \/>\nbeing on holiday.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiylOy0EN8sSqvYmMoDOrYc_6OJvzgsPZ_s5UfdUEFJDk-fXy19ogJCNpuSQWrN60qx-nbouBlnj2ws02smY2qQkQATK9WGHg6dDG-BaaT6e3mQDF0vcUNshqGAR6WmuAYVftfALHc62O3LVlXJ07TzbBl2xudpmAYGiqSESZ4SrhVRxmcyhcrsHhiu2-c\/s3894\/Funchal%20nightime.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2105\" data-original-width=\"3894\" height=\"216\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiylOy0EN8sSqvYmMoDOrYc_6OJvzgsPZ_s5UfdUEFJDk-fXy19ogJCNpuSQWrN60qx-nbouBlnj2ws02smY2qQkQATK9WGHg6dDG-BaaT6e3mQDF0vcUNshqGAR6WmuAYVftfALHc62O3LVlXJ07TzbBl2xudpmAYGiqSESZ4SrhVRxmcyhcrsHhiu2-c\/w400-h216\/Funchal%20nightime.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Afterwards, whilst <b>Mrs PBT\u2019s <\/b>got stuck into her obligatory<br \/>\ncoffee, I decided to try the <b>Coral Stout,<\/b> but somehow, I ended up with another White<br \/>\nbeer. Something had obviously been lost in translation, but no matter. On our way<br \/>\nback to the coach terminal, we found the inevitable souvenir shop and picked up<br \/>\na few goodies, including a couple of the ever-popular fridge magnets. No pineapples<br \/>\nthough, just to disappoint those who get excited about such things! Afterward,<br \/>\nwe took the bus back to the cruise terminal and returned to the ship.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjKt83bnl1SCG9km6VAvWUWmstAQ05sFmQtp85icNMv21m88R1kSFG2swa2cZQ_n-dHLgAbeW2G7kp6x6QICEqFqqaNDCik3a-ShCgVYdRgRkQp7is7moRWacwLJAUwMlpiF909qgVcG7OoF5tIA-ABLf8Lw-iGanrKk9IfNYjlwTBEFA_04gpgy7jk7N8\/s3558\/Funchal%20coffee%20&amp;%20water.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2154\" data-original-width=\"3558\" height=\"243\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjKt83bnl1SCG9km6VAvWUWmstAQ05sFmQtp85icNMv21m88R1kSFG2swa2cZQ_n-dHLgAbeW2G7kp6x6QICEqFqqaNDCik3a-ShCgVYdRgRkQp7is7moRWacwLJAUwMlpiF909qgVcG7OoF5tIA-ABLf8Lw-iGanrKk9IfNYjlwTBEFA_04gpgy7jk7N8\/w400-h243\/Funchal%20coffee%20&amp;%20water.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The following morning, at <b>Mrs PBT&#8217;s<\/b> suggestion, I went into<b> Funchal<\/b><br \/>\non my own. If anything, the day was hotter than the previous one, and I was<br \/>\nleft wishing I&#8217;d brought my water bottle with me \u2013 an <b><i>&#8220;elementary school boy<br \/>\nerror&#8221;, <\/i><\/b>as one of my colleagues would say. But I hadn&#8217;t, regardless of my<br \/>\ncolleague\u2019s advice, so after staying in the shade as much as possible, I found<br \/>\na nice little corner caf\u00e9, close to <b>Funchal\u2019s<\/b> rather modest looking <b>cathedral.<\/b><br \/>\nI sat outside, in the shade, enjoying a coffee plus a bottle of ice-cold water,<br \/>\nbefore contemplating my next move.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEisn-eNNS_1WJHmgE7Chdp6E4qV5PrmEyIg2C7zbAlO-QnuAJ_VP9jUy7TSQRwBqCp0eKsvYq9TXQjan89_bygkFb6AUz_XCZKaeVuwvCDQTW0ExkYt4eIpxkhuUgIeCP4LZFRfD23BrQGAB_-u5SFho3Km1-RW_ORQBenu6be5KH5BFzxfMNbDF2B5m6I\/s3876\/Funchal%20cafe.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2250\" data-original-width=\"3876\" height=\"233\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEisn-eNNS_1WJHmgE7Chdp6E4qV5PrmEyIg2C7zbAlO-QnuAJ_VP9jUy7TSQRwBqCp0eKsvYq9TXQjan89_bygkFb6AUz_XCZKaeVuwvCDQTW0ExkYt4eIpxkhuUgIeCP4LZFRfD23BrQGAB_-u5SFho3Km1-RW_ORQBenu6be5KH5BFzxfMNbDF2B5m6I\/w400-h233\/Funchal%20cafe.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>It had been quite a climb up to the cathedral, although<br \/>\ngiven that <b>Funchal<\/b> is constructed on a hill, this wasn\u2019t surprising. I\u2019d ended<br \/>\nup on the other side of the main thoroughfare that bisects the town, so I<br \/>\nheaded in a roughly easterly direction, and ended up close to where <b>Eileen <\/b>and<br \/>\nI had been the day before.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgDFN3bUUzRfriFKnozPhXvjeyuJ4EK0T46DyWHsb23vuDL8EXjzDbVVnc4K6Af7iRN7TmEXJ1QnVFVDiw0YrkC5h-sSZxMdNVj9Mcnu_dillK9WG-OPO23qEFPjnrgVibKVvro1PCmDb2Kf_7Vcta59fpP7yBONwQJVa__0hPidVLYP1c_F43D53L_Fxg\/s3386\/Funchal%20cathedral.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2184\" data-original-width=\"3386\" height=\"206\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgDFN3bUUzRfriFKnozPhXvjeyuJ4EK0T46DyWHsb23vuDL8EXjzDbVVnc4K6Af7iRN7TmEXJ1QnVFVDiw0YrkC5h-sSZxMdNVj9Mcnu_dillK9WG-OPO23qEFPjnrgVibKVvro1PCmDb2Kf_7Vcta59fpP7yBONwQJVa__0hPidVLYP1c_F43D53L_Fxg\/s320\/Funchal%20cathedral.jpg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Not all the shops were open, as it was a religious<br \/>\nholiday, but the restaurants, bars and souvenir outlets were certainly trading,<br \/>\nas were the ice-cream sellers, so hiding behind the pretext that a cone, or<br \/>\nsmall tub would cool me down, I ordered a generous scoop. It was one of those places<br \/>\nthat leave you spoiled for choice, but whilst tempted by mango, I opted for the<br \/>\npineapple ice cream \u2013 what is it about that fruit that is so tempting?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiDxA9ZNJmD65FFWl8mOvoL-yj9QIwjKZ4-l0wppKCQL2k5VNcL8cj_XIUPK3e1WPz1dwfLVstN9HdT3P39e4dv_GrIsAzBuyEq5IbG95URj1BbyzxSpPwPKaxUlfleICVBwOMj7y-3u5Khf-t3Hzu8mYkac2-y6tZ3G-Q1a4ustjZFy7V60LeAUvnsHlI\/s3540\/Fish%20restaurant.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"3540\" data-original-width=\"2239\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiDxA9ZNJmD65FFWl8mOvoL-yj9QIwjKZ4-l0wppKCQL2k5VNcL8cj_XIUPK3e1WPz1dwfLVstN9HdT3P39e4dv_GrIsAzBuyEq5IbG95URj1BbyzxSpPwPKaxUlfleICVBwOMj7y-3u5Khf-t3Hzu8mYkac2-y6tZ3G-Q1a4ustjZFy7V60LeAUvnsHlI\/w253-h400\/Fish%20restaurant.jpg\" width=\"253\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>After crossing the busy highway that runs down from the<br \/>\nupper parts of <b>Funchal, <\/b>towards the seafront, I realised I was back in the maze<br \/>\nof narrow back streets where we had walked the previous day. I was tempted by a<br \/>\nsmall, local fish-restaurant, where patrons could sit outside, and enjoy a meal<br \/>\nwhilst watching the world go by. With menus in <b>English,<\/b> and photos to guide one,<br \/>\nI opted for a freshly grilled sea-bass \u2013 highly recommended according to the friendly<br \/>\nwaiter. Served with some freshly cooked, boiled potatoes and garnished with parsley<br \/>\nand butter, it was the perfect lunchtime meal. A glass of <b>Coral Stout<\/b> &#8211; the beer I&#8217;d missed out on the day before, went down<br \/>\nwell with my meal, as well as being another tick on <b>Untappd.<\/b> <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I went inside to make use of the <b><i>\u201cfacilities\u201d <\/i><\/b>and also to<br \/>\npay the bill. As I was counting out the cash, the waiter, and the chef, offered<br \/>\nme a glass of <b><i>\u201cPoncha\u201d,<\/i><\/b> a traditional alcoholic beverage, <em><span style=\"font-family: inherit; font-style: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">made with sugar cane rum,<br \/>\nhoney and lemon juice that is popular in<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: &quot;Aptos&quot;,sans-serif; font-style: normal; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"> <\/span><\/em><b>Madeira. <\/b>The rum was<br \/>\nover-proof, so this shot, which was on the house, had quite a kick to it.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>A nice place, though with good food, nice surroundings<br \/>\nand friendly people, what more could one want? <\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhw9L6RUlvxG7aFKfB9SDU9HTy6UEHQV9j4JTG0QjfqyyY4C3DAqN4f9MBGJorzu-Zcgv6fOoFLmBuuTQWWmXxxKcJncjmuv2cpNq8GzvPOJTZxisb0GdwhSwIerDGBYVs3-aN280A5ZGzB7s7li1UAq8cGUwqHjklQFMiyNNj2CxPSwCtWisOh9m6p-Kg\/s3846\/Funchal%20sea%20bass.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2284\" data-original-width=\"3846\" height=\"238\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhw9L6RUlvxG7aFKfB9SDU9HTy6UEHQV9j4JTG0QjfqyyY4C3DAqN4f9MBGJorzu-Zcgv6fOoFLmBuuTQWWmXxxKcJncjmuv2cpNq8GzvPOJTZxisb0GdwhSwIerDGBYVs3-aN280A5ZGzB7s7li1UAq8cGUwqHjklQFMiyNNj2CxPSwCtWisOh9m6p-Kg\/w400-h238\/Funchal%20sea%20bass.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>With the afternoon drawing to a close<span style=\"color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Aptos; mso-hansi-font-family: Aptos;\">, I returned to the bus terminal<br \/>\nand took the bus back to the ship, aiming of course be back on board with ample<br \/>\ntime before the scheduled departure. I\u2019m sure many of you will have seen those <b>YouTube <\/b>clips of late returning passengers running along the pier, waving their<br \/>\narms in a vain attempt to signal the ship to halt. This of course is a futile<br \/>\ngesture, as once the vessel has prepared to depart, and cast off its lines it<br \/>\ncannot return to the quayside, unless there is a dire emergency. Not allowing<br \/>\nsufficient time to be back on board, doesn\u2019t constitute such a situation. <\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEg_bZAuTIBIWRH2VqH9Ky1XJ7yXMIhaMMoXvrgha0NKXjekAAGV1Y6lwKgAFUiHuegaOeBvvwWFruYGd5fSrCpfPnYTD7wCyZ1jQ_WrjlUkQB0hbxSiiLi449609O6vn-zYxH2oKGLhjEwLuMBgbUkN79nL3H1zrlBmNwyihr_U5OevnvA0UXjIAJ_-Sys\/s1100\/Poncha-Cocktail-Recipe-Madeira-Portugal.webp\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1100\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEg_bZAuTIBIWRH2VqH9Ky1XJ7yXMIhaMMoXvrgha0NKXjekAAGV1Y6lwKgAFUiHuegaOeBvvwWFruYGd5fSrCpfPnYTD7wCyZ1jQ_WrjlUkQB0hbxSiiLi449609O6vn-zYxH2oKGLhjEwLuMBgbUkN79nL3H1zrlBmNwyihr_U5OevnvA0UXjIAJ_-Sys\/w291-h400\/Poncha-Cocktail-Recipe-Madeira-Portugal.webp\" width=\"291\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Later that evening <b>Mrs PBT\u2019s<\/b> and I sat out on our cabin<br \/>\nbalcony, watching <b>Queen Victoria<\/b> slide away from the quayside, before heading<br \/>\nout to sea. With the lights of <b>Funchal<\/b> twinkling away in the background, the<br \/>\nship followed the coastline of <b>Madeira<\/b> for a while, until we reached a point<br \/>\nwhere the island\u2019s main airport came into view. The latter is quite a<br \/>\nconstruction, on an island with very little in the way of flat land. The airport\u2019s<br \/>\ndesigners\u2019 solved this issue by supporting the runway on concrete pillars, which<br \/>\nrise above the hill side and an adjacent motorway. With the lights, and later sounds<br \/>\nof an approaching aircraft, I retrieved my binoculars from the cabin and watched<br \/>\nas the plane made a text-book landing.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">According to <b>Eileen\u2019s niece<\/b>, it\u2019s quite a<br \/>\nscary descent and landing, so maybe arriving and departing by ship, is the way<br \/>\nto go. It\u2019s how both my visits to <b>Madeira<\/b> were achieved, although I\u2019m fairly certain that airport hadn\u2019t been conceived, let alone built back in <b>1971<\/b>, when I<br \/>\nfirst came to this charming and captivating <b>Atlantic<\/b> island. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve been home now, from our late autumn cruise, for just over a month, and I suddenly realised that I hadn&#8217;t written anything about our visit to Madeira \u2013 officially the third port of call on our two-week voyage. 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