{"id":335009,"date":"2025-12-08T15:14:46","date_gmt":"2025-12-08T15:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/entertainment\/books\/top-3-christmas-horror-movies-dystopic\/"},"modified":"2025-12-08T15:14:46","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T15:14:46","slug":"top-3-christmas-horror-movies-dystopic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=335009","title":{"rendered":"Top 3 Christmas horror movies \u2013 DYSTOPIC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>We\u2019ve hit December, and what better way to count down to the \u2018big day\u2019 than by sharing my three favourite Christmas horror movies?!<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"267\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-267x400.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6610\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-267x400.png 267w, https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\"\/><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>It\u2019s a Wonderful Knife (2023)<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong>What it\u2019s about: <\/strong>Think It\u2019s a Wonderful Life, but rather than looking back at what joy she brought to the world, Winnie is shown all the deaths she helped to prevent after killing a serial killer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why I love it:<\/strong> This movie is a silly fun time and very self-aware of that fact, so it goes HARD. The killings are gross, the characters are ridiculous, the story is fun and fast-paced and the characters are goofy. This movie was designed to be watched with too much mulled wine.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-1-400x400.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6611\" style=\"width:310px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-1-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-1.png 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\"\/><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-superbfont-medium-font-size\">2. Black Christmas (1974)<\/h2>\n<p><strong>What it\u2019s about:\u00a0<\/strong>Young women living in a sorority house are getting ready to go home for Christmas when they start getting obscene phone calls\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why I love it:<\/strong>\u00a0I remember when my husband and I first watched this movie. He said, \u201cLet\u2019s give it fifteen minutes,\u201d which is our rule for movies we think will be terrible, but we watched the whole thing with our mouths wide open. This movie is creepy as heck and so voyeuristic. It\u2019s also gruesome, has clever jump scares, never lets up and is genuinely frightening. The characters are also not just there to carry the plot, which is quite rare for a slasher, especially one from the 70s, but that does make the kills even nastier. A classic for a reason.<\/p>\n<p><em>Side note: The remake is terrible, do not watch it.<\/em><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"244\" height=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6612\"\/><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. Krampus (2015)<\/h2>\n<p><strong>What it\u2019s about:<\/strong> A dysfunctional family are not really embracing the Christmas spirit, so young Max decides to wish for them all to be reminded of it\u2026and accidentally summons Krampus.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why I love it: <\/strong>Krampus is just straight up my favourite Christmas movie of all time, not just my favourite Christmas horror. It\u2019s somehow super cosy yet completely devastating. It\u2019s relatable, hilarious, has loveable (and hatable) characters, and, most importantly\u2026monstrous puppets. Oh, and Toni Collette. I love the look of this movie \u2013 the dense snow is so isolating and claustrophobic (pun not intended, but welcomed), all while looking beautifully Christmassy too. It just captures the misery of forced family time so well. It is the perfect blend of funny, scary, sweet and action-packed. Essentially, it\u2019s akin to Gremlins, but way better (I mostly wrote that last bit for rage bait, but I will die on this hill).<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Festivities-Morkwood-J-Babb-ebook\/dp\/B09KQ6WM2Q\/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2V95IUESO87JT&amp;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CCl9mQzDCNWVo_8stmw6Lg.3DcfyUPnE1HA-faCmIY4GNKMzjqX_VrM_OXuaYpF-BA&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=the+festivities+of+morkwood&amp;qid=1764602213&amp;sprefix=the+festivities+of+morkwoo%2Caps%2C111&amp;sr=8-1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"397\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-3-400x397.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-3-400x397.png 400w, https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-3-768x762.png 768w, https:\/\/www.dystopic.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-3.png 801w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<p>If you fancy ready a spooky Christmassy novella during the most wonderful month of the year,\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Festivities-Morkwood-J-Babb-ebook\/dp\/B09KQ6WM2Q\/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2V95IUESO87JT&amp;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CCl9mQzDCNWVo_8stmw6Lg.3DcfyUPnE1HA-faCmIY4GNKMzjqX_VrM_OXuaYpF-BA&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=the+festivities+of+morkwood&amp;qid=1764602213&amp;sprefix=the+festivities+of+morkwoo%2Caps%2C111&amp;sr=8-1\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Festivities-Morkwood-J-Babb-ebook\/dp\/B09KQ6WM2Q\/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2V95IUESO87JT&amp;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CCl9mQzDCNWVo_8stmw6Lg.3DcfyUPnE1HA-faCmIY4GNKMzjqX_VrM_OXuaYpF-BA&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=the+festivities+of+morkwood&amp;qid=1764602213&amp;sprefix=the+festivities+of+morkwoo%2Caps%2C111&amp;sr=8-1\">The Festivities of Morkwood\u00a0<\/a><\/em>is available on e-book and paperback.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve hit December, and what better way to count down to the \u2018big day\u2019 than by sharing my three favourite Christmas horror movies?! 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