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New Hire<\/span><\/p>\nThank you so much for coming in. Your reputation precedes you. And, quite frankly, this resume was head and shoulders above anything we expected to receive.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m the goat.<\/em><\/p>\nUm, yes indeed. Well, as you know, we hope to gain some of your expertise when it comes to connecting with younger generations\u2013<\/p>\n
Lowkey thirsty.<\/em><\/p>\nOops, sorry. Let me get you some water. I assume Evian is acceptable? On that note, I should mention that we have a number of international clients. A growing market. By chance, do you speak any other languages?<\/p>\n
Si.<\/em><\/p>\nHow wonderful. So, you speak fluent Spanish?<\/p>\n
Nah, j\/k.<\/em><\/p>\nApologies. Sorry, I seem to be getting a bit confused here. When you said \u201csi,\u201d it sounded like\u2013<\/p>\n
You\u2019re extra.<\/em><\/p>\nOh\u2026thank you so much. I certainly try. Now, we did hear back from each of your professional references. And I\u2019m not quite sure how to put this. Your reputation is \u2013 well, rave reviews is an understatement. One client called you a \u201cwizard with words.\u201d Multiple people referred to you as a linguistic genius\u2013<\/p>\n
Fire.<\/em><\/p>\nCertainly. Sorry, not to pry, but do you always speak in\u2026catchphrases?<\/p>\n
That slaps.<\/em><\/p>\nOh, no no. We oppose violence \u2013 whether physical or verbal. I didn\u2019t mean to offend you. It\u2019s just\u2026well\u2026let\u2019s move on. So, that was a no to foreign languages, correct?<\/p>\n
Salty.<\/em><\/p>\nHmm, I didn\u2019t quite catch that one. But we can just skip to the meat of the questions. Are you at all familiar with our business model?<\/p>\n
Go woke, go broke.<\/em><\/p>\nWell, I\u2019m not sure our organization is\u2026woke. I mean, our revenue stream comes mostly from cigarette sales. And, as a tobacco company, there\u2019s no big secret to why you\u2019re here. We need a new head of marketing. Our reputation has, uh, taken a bit of a hit. We believe a fresh, new voice will connect with the youth. And you are second to none in that respect. So, here\u2019s the bottom line. We need you. It will be VERY good for business if we can learn how to speak to younger generations. Because they pretty much hate us right now.<\/p>\n
No cap.<\/em><\/p>\nI mean, I don\u2019t know exactly what our valuation cap is. Not off the top of my head. But I can have that information to you by the end of the day. Is that acceptable?<\/p>\n
Mid.<\/em><\/p>\nYes, precisely. We did reach mid-cap status this year. Thank you so much for doing your homework on us. I speak for the entire organization when I say we are honored you\u2019ve taken such an interest.<\/p>\n
I stan.<\/em><\/p>\nAgain, wow. Just so impressive. Yes, internally we do expect Stanley to be our next CFO. But that information hasn\u2019t been released publicly yet. May I ask how you even know that? I hope you don\u2019t mind. Did you see it in the news somewhere?<\/p>\n
Ok, boomer.<\/em><\/p>\nUm, excuse me. I do understand that one. And I can\u2019t say I appreciate the insult. Not in my own office.<\/p>\n
Sus.<\/em><\/p>\nNow, wait just a minute. Sus? Sus?? I have two children at home. Not much older than you, by the way. And they both already call me th\u2014<\/p>\n
Let \u2018em cook.<\/em><\/p>\nOk young man, that\u2019s enough. Time for you to go. You can walk those hip jeans and fancy sneakers right out the door. I said hit the road! Get your Gen Z, too-cool-for-school energy out of here!! Pretty sure I have neckties older than you!!!<\/p>\n
Cringe.<\/em><\/p>\nUm, hold on a second. Ok? If you could just\u2026maybe\u2026not share this story with your followers. Please. It wouldn\u2019t be good for the company. Or for me individually\u2026<\/p>\n
That tracks.<\/em><\/p>\nSo\u2026are we ok? Can we just put this aside? Honestly, I do respect what you\u2019ve accomplished. Just kind of lost my head for a minute. Look, I know you\u2019re the best of the best. As Time Magazine said, you are a master of modern communication. So, please don\u2019t leave. In fact, why don\u2019t you just go ahead and name your terms? Write down a number. Because we\u2019d love for you to be the voice of this company. What do you think? How does that sound?<\/p>\n
Lit.<\/em><\/p>\nNew Hire Thank you so much for coming in. Your reputation precedes you. And, quite frankly, this resume was head and shoulders above anything we expected to receive. I\u2019m the goat. Um, yes indeed. Well, as you know, we hope to gain some of your expertise when it comes to connecting with younger generations\u2013 Lowkey […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":324401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12028],"tags":[15883,21558,4968],"dealstore":[],"offerexpiration":[],"class_list":["post-324400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-airline","tag-mile","tag-nerd","tag-september"],"yoast_head":"\n
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