{"id":315581,"date":"2025-11-24T12:33:24","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T12:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/acting\/punching-rfk-jr-in-the-face\/"},"modified":"2025-11-24T12:33:24","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T12:33:24","slug":"punching-rfk-jr-in-the-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=315581","title":{"rendered":"Punching RFK Jr. in the Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<p>autism cure is surprisingly simple<\/p>\n<p>A joint study out of Shangri-La Polytechnic Institute and the University of Atlantis-Brigadoon has concluded that no cases of autism persist after patients punch Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in the face. We do not suggest people punch RFK Jr. without his consent. However, we do feel confident, given his passion for curing autism, he will be eager to be punched in the face and will welcome being punched by any who ask for his permission to punch him in his face to effectuate this cure.<\/p>\n<p>The specific mechanism of action that underlies the curing of autism post RFK-Jr.-face-punch is not yet understood by science, but the conclusion could not be more clear: <strong>no one who has punched RFK Jr. in the face has autism<\/strong>. No one. There is not one recorded case of autism in anyone who has punched RFK Jr. in the face. Not a single one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>This is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/stuff.davidaugust.com\/#\/portal\/signup\" rel=\"noreferrer\"><strong>Please Subscribe Here<\/strong><\/a><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>100% cure rates are unusual in medicine, to be sure, and this instance of punching RFK Jr. in the face having such dramatic results further solidifies RFK Jr.\u2019s special status for the autism community and their families.<\/p>\n<p>It is too soon to say whether the Secretary of Health and Human Services will tour the country administering the cure by having people with autism punch him in the face repeatedly this year, or if he will start such an altruistic tour early next year.<\/p>\n<p>While RFK Jr. may face side-effects of this treatment, everything from ocular fracture, concussion and brain hemorrhage, those side effects likely pale in comparison to the satisfaction and joy he\u2019ll get curing autism one slug at a time. Side-effects for people on the autism spectrum after punching RFK Jr. in the face so far seem limited to only occasional mild hand discomfort, epidermal chaffing and euphoria.<\/p>\n<p>Given this stunning and certain cure for autism, future research in the spirit of RFK Jr.\u2019s quest to alleviate autism is now pivoting to prevention: specifically, finding out whether circumcising individual Tylenol capsules will reduce the likelihood of later autism diagnoses.<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"this-is-a-reader-supported-publication-to-receive-new-posts-and-support-my-work-consider-becoming-a-free-or-paid-subscriber-please-subscribe-here\">This is a reader-supported publication. 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He has appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live on ABC, on the TV show Ghost Town, and many others. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artstation.com\/davidaugust?ref=stuff.davidaugust.com\" rel=\"noopener ugc nofollow\">His artwork<\/a> has been used and featured by multiple writers, filmmakers, theatre practitioners, and others to express visually. Off-screen, he has worked at ad agencies, start-ups, production companies, and major studios, helping them tell stories their customers and clients adore. He has guest lectured at USC\u2019s Marshall School of Business about the Internet.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autism cure is surprisingly simple A joint study out of Shangri-La Polytechnic Institute and the University of Atlantis-Brigadoon has concluded that no cases of autism persist after patients punch Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in the face. We do not suggest people punch RFK Jr. without his consent. However, we do feel confident, given his passion [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":315582,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12021],"tags":[844,1595,27954],"dealstore":[],"offerexpiration":[],"class_list":["post-315581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-acting","tag-face","tag-punching","tag-rfk"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Punching RFK Jr. in the Face - Som2ny Network<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=315581\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Punching RFK Jr. in the Face - Som2ny Network\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"autism cure is surprisingly simple A joint study out of Shangri-La Polytechnic Institute and the University of Atlantis-Brigadoon has concluded that no cases of autism persist after patients punch Robert F. 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