{"id":310267,"date":"2025-11-22T03:59:40","date_gmt":"2025-11-22T03:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/recipes\/category-a-b\/beer\/fall-satires-luscious-offerings-will-pump-you-up\/"},"modified":"2025-11-22T03:59:40","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T03:59:40","slug":"fall-satires-luscious-offerings-will-pump-you-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=310267","title":{"rendered":"FALL: SATIRE&#8217;S LUSCIOUS OFFERINGS WILL PUMP YOU UP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-197087 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/satirebrewingcompany.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/october-halloween-copy.jpg\" alt=\"Satire-halloween-2025&#10;\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/satirebrewingcompany.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/october-halloween-copy.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/satirebrewingcompany.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/october-halloween-copy-980x980.jpg 980w, https:\/\/satirebrewingcompany.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/october-halloween-copy-480x480.jpg 480w\" data-sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) 1080px, 100vw\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1080px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1080\/1080;\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Mark your calendars for October 31st for our ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY! <b>3 DAY WEEKEND<\/b> will take the stage from <b>7\u201310PM<\/b> for a Halloween night full of live music, great beer, and spooky and stunning decorations from Staci!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">It\u2019s going to be a killer night!<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>Costumes are encouraged but don\u2019t feel obligated. Come down and just have some fun.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"> Drool over s<\/span>pecial Halloween candies custom made for Satire by DAR Chocolates.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><b>Satire October Pumpkin Beers<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">We got a nice rack! And you can have a nice rack too. Yes, fill it with our six different varieties and styles of pumpkin beers. All unique and tasty. We dare ya! While most breweries stick to crafting just one stellar pumpkin beer each year, we thought, \u201cWhy not go wild?\u201d So, we rolled up our sleeves and created SIX totally unique styles of pumpkin beer. We\u2019ve got everything from light and refreshing to dark and rich, low alcohol to big, bold brews, and a variety of spices and yeasts to tickle your taste buds. Join us for this pumpkin party!<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"p3\"><b>PUMPKIN FRAUD <\/b>Delicious pseudo pumpkin beer made without real pumpkin. Sweet with pumpkin spice. Sometimes fraud works. Just think about cosmetic facial surgery and boob jobs. A Kardashian favorite beer. \u00a06.2%<\/li>\n<li class=\"p3\"><b>JACKOF IMPERIAL PUMPKIN ALE <\/b>Our late season pumpkin ale, Jack of Lantern. May inspire you to do things like you used to do with the heartthrob poster as a youth. Please keep your hands above the table while drinking. Self-Indulgence at its best. \u00a09.83%<\/li>\n<li class=\"p3\"><b>PUMPKIN SAUCE <\/b>It is the Sauce! Malty rich with real pumpkin and spice. Enchanting taste is like pumpkins making love in your mouth. Really! \u00a06.55%<\/li>\n<li><b>OH HONEY, PUMP ME BABY <\/b>Erotic Belgian style pumpkin beer combining two of our long time recipes Oh Honey and Pump Me Baby. Local honey, real pumpkin, orange zest and spice. It will have you shouting Oh Honey, Pump Me Baby! 8.3%<\/li>\n<li><b>NAKED PUMPKIN IPA <\/b>This pumpkin ale is exposed without any spice and only real pumpkin. Real pumpkin with bright hops. Get Naked today at Satire!<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>7.86%<\/li>\n<li><b>PLUMPKIN <\/b>Pumpkin cream ale with lemon zest, white chocolate, spice. When lemon bread has an affair with pumpkin bread and has an illegitimate child that is a beer. \u00a07.4%<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p3\"><b>Not so into pumpkin?<\/b> We STILL have you covered with our\u2026(insert jack-o-lantern-drumroll, please)\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"p3\"><b>BIG BAVARIAN HUSSY <\/b>German style fall amber. A bigger version of our popular Bavarian Hussy. She starts sweet and finishes a little bitter. 6.7%<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p6\"><b>SAY OH! yes, Yes, YES\u2026 TO BACON!!!<\/b>Our taster racks hold six orgasmic pumpkin beers, each with its own nuance to turn you on. Cum on down and try them all and see which ones are your favs. We also have six different bacons crafted in our <a href=\"https:\/\/satirebrewingcompany.com\/food\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Loaded Squirrel Kitchen<\/span><\/a> go for 6 for 6; six pumpkins and six bacons. Drive your taste buds wild! Guaranteed to turn all of you pumpkin fanatics orange. You want pumpkin, you got it!!!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\"><b>In Other News (Literally) <\/b><b>\u2018Brews and Barrels\u2019 offers beer and awesome prizes for a great cause!<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\">Check out our recent philanthropic adventures on Facebook! We were <i>major players <\/i>by raising over 3.9K for the <b>FOOD FOR HOPE BIKE\u2019N\u2019BREW<\/b>! We are excited to invite you to check out our activities that focus on projects that are close to our hearts and our community here at Satire. We believe that giving back is crucial, and we would love for you to join us in future, meaningful initiatives. Come join the cool-kids-club!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Please visit our \u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/satirebrewingcompany.com\/calendar\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Events<\/span><\/a>\u2018 page to stay informed about the latest projects we are working on and learn how you can get involved. Your support and participation mean the world to us, and we are grateful for your dedication to making a difference in the lives of others.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Together, we can create a positive impact that ripples through our community and beyond. You are a major influence to others. Thank you for being a part of our journey towards a brighter and more compassionate future.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">We look forward to seeing you at our next event!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><b>Taste The Fun!<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark your calendars for October 31st for our ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY! 3 DAY WEEKEND will take the stage from 7\u201310PM for a Halloween night full of live music, great beer, and spooky and stunning decorations from Staci! It\u2019s going to be a killer night!\u00a0Costumes are encouraged but don\u2019t feel obligated. 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