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So, guess what? Yours truly, the epitome of brilliance, decided to bless the world with a masterpiece in December. I wrote and published a book, and it\u2019s been sitting there on Amazon, gathering dust like a forgotten relic in an ancient tomb. I am here to remind you of your grave sin \u2013 your blatant disregard for my literary genius. <\/p>\n
I mean, really, not a single click? Not even a courtesy glance? It\u2019s like I\u2019m shouting into the void while everyone\u2019s too busy updating their Instagram stories. And don\u2019t even get me started on social media. I posted that link and not a single one of you clicked it. It makes me wonder, and question all my relationships. I would buy a book for my friends if they published one, I support a lot of my writer friends with their work, but I am not getting the same grace. Not a single page turned to enjoy the plot that almost triggered brain aneurism to put it together. Am I not worthy? Maybe I\u2019m just too intimidating with my towering presence and goddess-like physique. Or perhaps, my words are just too powerful for mere mortals to handle. Who knows? All I know is that my book is languishing in digital purgatory, and it\u2019s a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions.<\/p>\n
Now, I\u2019m not one to beg, but come on, people! Throw a starving artist a bone here. It\u2019s only \u00a34.88 \u2013 a small price to pay for a ticket to literary greatness. I\u2019m talking Pulitzer Prizes, bestseller lists, the whole nine yards. But, if you\u2019d rather sip your latte and scroll through cat memes, be my guest. Just know that with every passing day, a little piece of my soul dies a dramatic death. So, to all the book-loving saints out there, please, I implore you, to buy my book on Amazon. And, feel free to leave a review \u2013 even if it\u2019s just one star. At this point, I\u2019ll take what I can get.<\/p>\n
The gauntlet has been thrown, and the challenge issued. Will you rise to the occasion and become part of literary history? Or will you be condemned to a life of eternal regret? The choice is yours. To all the people that I have wronged, I am sorry except for you Nancy, you can kiss my ass. Thank you for being my emotional dumpster, you may go on with your day but may the thought of not buying my book gnaw your mind and drive you to insanity. Remember, fame and glory await those who dare to click that buy button. Don\u2019t say I didn\u2019t warn you.<\/p>\n\n\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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