{"id":307287,"date":"2025-11-20T23:27:44","date_gmt":"2025-11-20T23:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/uncategorized\/we-found-12-of-the-quirkiest-wine-christmas-presents-and-here-they-are-the-wine-wankers\/"},"modified":"2025-11-20T23:27:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-20T23:27:44","slug":"we-found-12-of-the-quirkiest-wine-christmas-presents-and-here-they-are-the-wine-wankers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=307287","title":{"rendered":"We found 12 of the quirkiest wine Christmas presents, and here they are! \u2013 The Wine Wankers"},"content":{"rendered":"


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It\u2019s The Wine Wankers annual Christmas gift buying guide for the person in your life\u00a0who loves wine more than their own children (you know who you are!). Conrad and I (Drew) hate traditional Christmas gift guides, which is why you\u2019ll find the unconventional, must haves, and freakin expensive #winegiftporn items up for grabs \u2013 how can you possibly go wrong?!<\/p>\n

And if nothing here grabs your attention, you can check out last year\u2019s here<\/a>, 2016\u2019s list\u00a0here<\/a>, and 2015\u2019s list\u00a0here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Let us know which present you will be pestering your relatives for, in the comment section below.<\/p>\n

FYI \u2013 The Wine Wankers have not received any financial kickbacks from any of these gift providers, we genuinely love them!<\/p>\n

Sipski Shower Wine Glass Holder:<\/strong>\u00a0because drinking wine on the couch is overrated! Buy it here<\/a> ($18)<\/p>\n

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Medical wine bracelet:<\/strong> you know that aunt that drinks too much wine. Gift sorted!<\/p>\n

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Melodia Wine Box Audio system:<\/strong> Move over Sonos,because the Italians have brought together beautiful music and drinking wine in to one beautiful creation. Buy it here<\/a> (350,00\u20ac<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u2013\u00a0450,00\u20ac)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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VSpin Wine Aeration decanter:<\/strong> You\u2019re not drunk \u2013 because there IS a tornado in your\u00a0Spiegelau\u00a0<\/span>wine decanter! The Wine Wankers are BIG fans of this innovation, and have been using it for the past 12 months. Not only does the VSpin actually work, gently decanting a wine and improving the flavour in a matter of minutes, it\u2019s a massive talking point when you drag it out at a dinner party. Four minutes is the equivalent of four hours of decanting! Buy it here<\/a> ($200)<\/p>\n

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The Myrcene Hemp Gin, (Gin infused with Cannabis):<\/b>\u00a0This\u00a0Aussie company has\u00a0just released the world\u2019s first ever gin distilled using cannabis terpenes. You have been warned!\u00a0 According to the company, \u201cUsed in high concentrations such as this, terpenes are an increasingly sought-after commodity due to their therapeutic value in dietary health and wellness supplements. When cannabis is utilised for its health-giving properties, it works best as a whole plant therapy featuring more than just isolated cannabinoids.\u201d<\/em> Bloody hell \u2013 it\u2019s a health elixr as well. Sign me up! Buy it here<\/a>. ($99)<\/p>\n

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Puik Hat wine cooler:<\/strong>\u00a0One of my pet hates is wine that is served too cold. If you leave your wine in a bucket of ice after it\u2019s reached its temperature, you are murdering the delicate flavours the winemaker has worked so hard to produce; a wine cooler without ice is different \u2013 it preserves a wine\u2019s current temperature.<\/p>\n

The Dutch design team behind Puik has made the wine cooler of foam which is great for insulating, and while it looks expensive, it\u2019s not. Buy it here<\/a>. (\u20ac25.00)<\/p>\n

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Bubbly Sparkling Wine Making Kit<\/b>: what could possibly go wrong when you decide to make your own home-made sparkling wine and bottle it with six bars of pressure in your bathroom! Exactly \u2013 at least it\u2019s not as risky as a home meth lab! Buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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The Modern Champagne Glass by Alissia Melka-Teichroew for Charles and Marie:<\/strong>\u00a0Who cares if these Champagne glasses look like they would topple over with a slight touch \u2013 they look beautiful! Buy it here<\/a> (\u20ac55 each)<\/p>\n

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HaloVino disposable wine glasses<\/strong>: Here\u2019s a cheap stocking stuffer. a portable, spill-and-splatter proof, outdoor-friendly, stackable wine glass that optimizes taste. Buy it here<\/a> ($10 for a six pack)<\/p>\n

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Smirnoff vodka-filled oversized Christmas ornaments<\/strong> \u2013 why should you be the only one getting lit on Christmas day \u2013 now your tree can as well! Available everywhere in the USA for $13 (750ml bottle)<\/p>\n

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Turn your dog in to a sommelier with four legs with Pet Butler<\/strong>! Who say you can\u2019t teach an old dog new tricks. Put your dog to work this weekend! Buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Corkers Wine Robots<\/strong>: Finally you can put those useless wine closures to good use! Buy it here<\/a> ($25)<\/p>\n

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