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<\/a><\/div>\nIt has been a bit of a rough couple of weeks. \u00a0Everyone getting back to it. \u00a0Virtual work. \u00a0Virtual school. Puppy school. \u00a0With the transition back to the day-to-day grind, comes the usual muscle pains, headaches and deep breathing, while counting back from 10, to ensure that you don’t lose your shit. \u00a0It is on these wearisome winter days, that I yearn for a warm bubble bath. \u00a0So, the other night, that is exactly what I did. \u00a0Or tried to, anyways.<\/p>\n
It was after supper and my hubby decided that he was going to take the puppy for a walk. \u00a0I gently suggested that maybe he take the boys with him. \u00a0On a typical walk, that could buy me like 20-30 minutes. \u00a0He agreed and I excitedly waited. \u00a0 They all got ready in the front entryway. \u00a0On your mark. They clipped the leash on the pup. \u00a0Get set. \u00a0And they were out the door. \u00a0Go!<\/p>\n
I sprinted up the stairs and ran into the bathroom. \u00a0I ran the water for the tub full blast, willing it to go faster. \u00a0I dumped bubblebath into the water, while lighting a few rogue tea lights. \u00a0I was going to make this nice, dammit! \u00a0The bathtub was only half full, but I shut the bathroom door, hastily got my clothes off and got in. \u00a0Time was ticking! \u00a0It was only once it was done filling and I had sunk into the warm, glorious bubbles, that I realized it. \u00a0<\/p>\n
The door. \u00a0The front door was unlocked. \u00a0I was naked, in a bathtub, home alone and the f**king front door was unlocked. \u00a0I snatched my phone and texted my husband – I’m in the bath.<\/i>\u00a0 I’m not sure exactly what I was expecting to accomplish with that. \u00a0And, in typical fashion, he texted me back a gif with a girl in the bath, from one of the Friday the 13th movies. \u00a0Right before she gets murdered. \u00a0That did a lot to ease my fear of foul play. \u00a0As I contemplated my exit strategy, if a homicidal maniac tried the front door, I heard to door swing open. \u00a0WTF?!?!?!<\/p>\n
“HI MAMA!!!!” \u00a0No. \u00a0It couldn’t be. \u00a0It had been like ten minutes. \u00a0Fifteen, max. \u00a0I froze. \u00a0They didn’t know where I was. \u00a0I heard him call for me, again. \u00a0I heard the others return. \u00a0I sunk deeper into the bubbles. \u00a0The littles would never look for me in the bathroom, unless my husband spilled the beans. The boys made their way upstairs, but didn’t seem to be looking for me. \u00a0I closed my eyes. \u00a0This was going to work out after all. Then, I heard the jingles. \u00a0Shit. \u00a0<\/p>\n
It was the sound of approaching dog tags, jingling. \u00a0If anyone was going to sniff me out, it was going to be Oreo. \u00a0The jingles came into the bedroom. \u00a0Then, nothing. \u00a0I sighed with relief. \u00a0SCRATCH. \u00a0Great. The puppy was scratching at the bathroom door. \u00a0I tried to telepathically tell him to “get”. \u00a0SCRATCH. \u00a0I willed him to get distracted and run off. \u00a0He is a baby dog, after all. \u00a0SCRATCH. \u00a0F**k. \u00a0<\/p>\n
The next thing I knew, there was a puppy, a child and my husband, at the side of my tub. \u00a0I guess I should be thankful that it wasn’t a maniacal murderer. \u00a0The bubble bath bombed. \u00a0At least I had the first 45 seconds of relaxation and silence, right? \u00a0Ten, nine, eight….<\/p>\n
Does Mommy need to lose her shit?<\/p>\n
Not this week. \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
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