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Who\u2019s debonair with the red chef\u2019s hat?<\/p>\n

Muffler of wool and a tummy that\u2019s (not actually) fat?<\/p>\n

Cook for a day (and the rest of the year!)<\/p>\n

With a wooden spoon cane and a heart of gold<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

That\u2019s Deputy the Snowman<\/p>\n

He\u2019s a jolly happy soul<\/p>\n

With a corncob pipe and a button nose<\/p>\n

And two eyes made out of coal<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Deputy the Snowman<\/p>\n

Is a fairy tale they say<\/p>\n

He was made of snow<\/p>\n

But the pooches know<\/p>\n

How he came to life one day<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

There must have been some magic in<\/p>\n

That red chef\u2019s hat they found<\/p>\n

For when they placed it on his head<\/p>\n

He began to dance around \u2026<\/p>\n

So Aubrey Aubretised him \u2026<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Deputy the Snowman<\/p>\n

Was alive as he could be<\/p>\n

And the pooches say<\/p>\n

He could laugh and play (and even cook!)<\/p>\n

Just the same as you and me<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Deputy the Snowman<\/p>\n

Knew the stove was hot that day<\/p>\n

So he said let\u2019s run<\/p>\n

And we\u2019ll have some fun<\/p>\n

Now before I melt away (into the kitchen to start cooking for 12 hours \u2026)<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

So down to the Wreck Room<\/p>\n

With a chew stick in his hand<\/p>\n

Running to and from and room to room<\/p>\n

Saying catch me if you can<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

He led them down the halls of the house<\/p>\n

Right to the traffic cop (aka Human)<\/p>\n

And he only paused a moment when<\/p>\n

He heard Human holler stop (but in a gentle way \u2026)<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

For Deputy the Snowman<\/p>\n

Had to hurry on his way<\/p>\n

There were pies to bake and some Christmas cake<\/p>\n

He\u2019ll be cooking the whole day<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

For Deputy the Snowman<\/p>\n

Had to hurry on his way<\/p>\n

But he waved goodbye<\/p>\n

Saying don\u2019t you cry<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll be back again some day<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Thumpety thump thump<\/p>\n

Choppity chop chop<\/p>\n

Cookity cook cook<\/p>\n

Look at Deputy go<\/p>\n

Thumpety thump thump<\/p>\n

Cookity cook cook<\/p>\n

Over the stoves aglow!<\/p>\n

Merry Christmas everybody!<\/h2>\n

Lots of love from the whole Be That Dog family!<\/h2>\n

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