{"id":29739,"date":"2025-01-15T22:42:13","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T22:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/recipes\/category-a-b\/beer\/ever-lost-a-child-of-your-own\/"},"modified":"2025-01-15T22:42:13","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T22:42:13","slug":"ever-lost-a-child-of-your-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=29739","title":{"rendered":"Ever lost a child of your own?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>We have. Forgotten a child.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not proud about it, and at one point I was fully aware of this child, then, in a drunken stupor forgot. At Iron Horse we\u2019ve noticed a trend, you like it when we make boo-boos and have a \u201cbig sad\u201d. So I make a point to highlight them.\u00a0Here we are. Oops.<\/p>\n<p>Recently we received a message from a customer. 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