Holohoax, hold my beer.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another TRAGIC and HEINOUS antisemitic hate crime erupted in the capital of the United States of Israhell, in what officials are calling a \u201ccompletely unforeseeable tragedy that we definitely didn\u2019t choreograph like a Super Bowl halftime show\u201d.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The \u2018One Night At The Museum Six Hours After It Closed\u2019 attack, which involved a christian zionist, his jew-ish fiancee, and a lone antisemitic motorcycling extremist that gave himself up without asking has prompted international outrage.<\/p>
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<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cThis is a dark day,\u201d said congressman Randy Huge, while standing next to a podium labeled \u201cFighting Hate with Kosher Donuts\u201d. \u201cWe must protect the Jewish community from rising hate. And also protect our borders. And, the Epstein files. And maybe monitor everyone\u2019s encrypted messages just to be safe.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Leaked internal memos, however, suggest the event may have been, in the words of one leggy blonde aide, \u201ca little staged, but, like, for a good cause.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Conspiracy critics who questioned the timing, the convenient villain, or the magical speed at which new Gaza-starvation torture methods appeared in Palestine were swiftly labeled \u201chate enablers\u201d, \u201cfar-right adjacent\u201d, or simply \u201canti-safety.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe will not tolerate hate,\u201d said President Bibi Mileikowsky during a somber MIGA press conference flanked by 12 American flags, three tanks, and an unblinking eagle. \u201cAnd if you shouted \u2018Free Palestine\u2019 this year, I regret to inform you: you helped pull the trigger.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The media dutifully echoed the message, while network anchors, mainstream alternative media, a blow-up Laura Loomer doll, and Twitter intellectual Michael Malice reading directly from what appeared to be a shared script, issued grave warnings:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWords have consequences,\u201d they said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSupport for Palestinian rights is now a national security concern,\u201d they added.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cResistance equals radicalization,\u201d they clarified.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In today\u2019s video my world tour continues in commie Kanada, walking and talking about the MOST TRAGIC and HEINOUS of sketchy false flag events in Washington this week.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you\u2019d like to escape the upcoming dollar crash, make tons of money, and avoid wearing a yellow location-tracking \u201cPeace Star\u201d while cheating Big Pharma out of profits,\u00a0stick with me and the Anarchapulco FreedomHacking crew<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Reserve your seat ASAP, because once the Techno-rats find out we\u2019re teaching critical thinking, and critical doing, the CIA might \u2018accidentally\u2019 schedule a thunderstorm with precision GPS targeting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n