\u201cCREAM ON\u201d<\/em> because we couldn\u2019t resist.<\/p>\nThis beer is a soft, sultry, apricot cream ale that goes down smoother than a pickup line at a farmer\u2019s market. It\u2019s fruity, it\u2019s silky, it\u2019s the kind of beer that makes you question why you ever settled for boring lagers.<\/p>\n
One sip and you\u2019ll understand. Two sips and you might need a moment alone.
At 6.7%, it\u2019s strong enough to remind you it\u2019s an adult beverage, but smooth enough to make you forget how adulting works.<\/p>\n
We could talk about the delicate balance of fruit and cream and how it dances across your palate. But let\u2019s be real\u2014you\u2019re here because you read that name and giggled like a 7th grader. That\u2019s okay. So did we.<\/p>\n
Cream responsibly.<\/p>\n
SMOKE THIS COLORADO!<\/h2>\n
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A smoked IPA, woody and earthy hops with a light puff of smoked malt. No need to smoke weed! We created a new style, a refreshing change from the juicy IPA bombardment. 8.3%<\/p>\n
We\u2019ve had enough of juice. No offense to citrus, but not every IPA needs to taste like it\u2019s been squeezed through an orange grove.<\/p>\n
So we flipped the script and lit a match.<\/p>\n
SMOKE THIS COLORADO!<\/em>\u00a0 is our smoky, woody answer to IPA fatigue. Think campfire. Think pine forest. Think that guy you knew in college who only wore flannel and smelled like mesquite. But in a good<\/p>\nThis beer isn\u2019t subtle\u2014and that\u2019s intentional. It\u2019s bold and earthy, with a flavor profile that brings to mind woodsmoke and pine. It has the kind of presence that stands out, whether you\u2019re deep in the mountains or just relaxing on a patio.<\/p>\n
At 8.3%, it doesn\u2019t mess around. This isn\u2019t lawnmower beer. This is mountain beer. This is sit-and-sip-while-pondering-life beer. This is, \u201cwait, did I just invent a new personality?\u201d beer.<\/p>\n
No weed required. We did the smoking for you.<\/p>\n
EVERY BEER HAS A STORY<\/h2>\n
We made a video. Not because we wanted to be famous (though we\u2019re open to it), but because VAN OAK ALE deserves the spotlight.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 This isn\u2019t just another beer. It\u2019s a creamy vanilla amber aged lightly on whiskey oak that sounds like it\u2019s named after Dutch royalty.<\/p>\n
VAN OAK ALE<\/em>. Say it out loud. Feels fancy, right? Like you should be sipping it while sitting in a leather chair, stroking a cat named Winston.<\/p>\nIt tastes like cream soda and beer had a beautiful baby, and that baby grew up in a whiskey barrel. There\u2019s vanilla, there\u2019s oak, there\u2019s a kiss of whiskey at the end. It\u2019s 6% and smooth as a lazy river ride- easy, mellow and just the right amount of wild.<\/p>\n
So we made a short film about it. A little love letter. A cinematic beer hug. Watch it. Share it. Brag to your friends that you knew VAN OAK before it went viral.<\/p>\n
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