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\n<\/p>\n

Vortex<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2018Twas a year so long and stressful. Now over. In the past.<\/p>\n

Arriving at the holidays<\/p>\n

My moment\u2019s here at last.<\/p>\n

This time I won\u2019t be lazy. Scenic hikes and eating right.<\/p>\n

Will even take an online course<\/p>\n

And make sweet love at night.<\/p>\n

The first day? An adjustment. 19 cookies, too much wine\u2026<\/p>\n

Just need to find my sea legs<\/p>\n

Then this season shall be mine.<\/p>\n

Next two days? A foggy blur. Don\u2019t think I used my feet.<\/p>\n

First, a coma watching Die Hard<\/p>\n

Then face-down in piles of meat.  <\/p>\n

Unsure what day it is now. But there\u2019s a beard upon my face.<\/p>\n

In the vortex known as sofa…<\/p>\n

Is where I drift through time and space.<\/p>\n

Deep imprint on my sectional, which tells a sordid tale.<\/p>\n

Of a man who once loved sunlight,<\/p>\n

Enjoyed nice salads made with kale.<\/p>\n

But since arriving at these holidays? No hike or online class.<\/p>\n

The intercourse did not take place<\/p>\n

And pants feel tighter on my ass.<\/p>\n

I reside in winter carnage. Dried-out tree still on display.<\/p>\n

A crooked wreath hangs sadly<\/p>\n

How is football played each day?<\/p>\n

Confused, I stand up slowly. As a chubby, drunken mess.<\/p>\n

Crumbs fall from me, I tweak a knee<\/p>\n

And make my educated guess:<\/p>\n

Must be December 35th<\/sup> now? Surely, many moons have passed.<\/p>\n

Have I fully lost my grip on days\u2026<\/p>\n

Oh, wait, the 1st<\/sup> is here at last!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s back, some sense of normalcy. Real life is on the way.<\/p>\n

Right after \u201cHappy New Year\u201d greetings <\/p>\n

Those should end by early May. \u00a0<\/p>\n

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