{"id":223172,"date":"2025-05-04T16:33:14","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T16:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/aquarium\/150-clever-funny-fish-puns-the-ultimate-list\/"},"modified":"2025-05-04T16:33:14","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T16:33:14","slug":"150-clever-funny-fish-puns-the-ultimate-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=223172","title":{"rendered":"150+ Clever &#038; Funny Fish Puns (The Ultimate List)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>This post of fish puns is just about having some good old fashioned fun. Instead of the usual informative stuff we publish on this site, we thought we\u2019d mix it up with something a little bit silly.<\/p>\n<p>But like anything we write, we had to go all-out.<\/p>\n<p>So we made the biggest list of fish puns online. Whether you\u2019re looking for something clever, funny, cute, or just plain foolish we\u2019ve got you covered!<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"one-liners\" class=\"wp-block-heading\">One-Liners<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>If you keep pestering me I\u2019m going to get a haddock<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Well I think you\u2019re just fintastic<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>That seems a bit fishy to me<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Let minnow if you have any suggestions<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>He really schooled you just then<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>This is the first time I\u2019m herring about the issue<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>This isn\u2019t a consensus a-monk the group<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Any fin is possible, just don\u2019t trout yourself!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>My dad was a fisherman, but he quit because his net income wasn\u2019t high enough<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Well now we\u2019re just stuck between a rock and a hard plaice!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Anyone else want to place a bait?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>If you cross me I\u2019ll make you feel my wrasse!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Some people don\u2019t like fish puns, but these are kraken me up!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Have you thought of the solution yet or do you need some time to mullet over?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>That scientist is gilliant!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I will love you for a krill-ion years<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I wouldn\u2019t be cod dead wearing that<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>You\u2019re clearly a Dab hand at this<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>It doesn\u2019t get any betta than this<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>DJ\u2019s aren\u2019t allowed to work at fish markets because they\u2019re always dropping the bass<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Stop spreading those fishcious rumors<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Who will be the sole survivor?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Holy carp we\u2019re only halfway through the week<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>You should make him walk the plankton for that<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Ahh you\u2019re krilling me!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>What is this aquarium website we\u2019ve all been herring all about?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Stop being so koi about it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>We whaley need to turn this car around<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Well salmon had to say it!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>We\u2019re just hoping to avoid turtle disaster at this point<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>You don\u2019t have to be a brain sturgeon to figure it out<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>They always want to mussel in on what everyone else is doing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Never trust unlicensed puns \u2013 always check to see if they\u2019re ofishal<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>They have very sofishticated taste<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Keep your friends close and your anemones closer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>It looks like we\u2019re piranha roll now!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I see you\u2019ve met my nemo-sis<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Cod you pass me the pepper?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Dear Cod, I laughed so hard!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I can feel that in my sole<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I\u2019ve haddock with these shenanigans!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The way they handled that is a-trout-cious<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I\u2019ll bait that fish can\u2019t swim on for much longer!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>This is neither the time nor the plaice to deal with this<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Don\u2019t try to gillt trip me I know exactly what you\u2019re doing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2 id=\"joke-style-puns\" class=\"wp-block-heading\">Joke-Style Puns<\/h2>\n<p><strong>What did the magician say to the fisherman?<br \/><\/strong>Pick a cod, any cod!<\/p>\n<p><strong>I\u2019ve been really into this show about fishing lately<br \/><\/strong>I think it\u2019s because it has quite an amazing cast<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/funny-octopus-pun.jpg\" alt=\"A funny octopus pun\" class=\"wp-image-2112\" width=\"708\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/funny-octopus-pun.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/funny-octopus-pun-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/funny-octopus-pun-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/funny-octopus-pun-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/funny-octopus-pun-380x214.jpg 380w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 708px) 100vw, 708px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Why is an octopus always ready for war?<br \/><\/strong>They\u2019re well-armed<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is a day do all fish dread?<br \/><\/strong>Fry-day!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the first lesson fish learn at school?<br \/><\/strong>The end of a hook is the point of no return<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do lady fish keep their money when they\u2019re out and about?<br \/><\/strong>In an octurpurse<\/p>\n<p><strong>What game do fish like to play at parties?<br \/><\/strong>Name that tuna!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the laziest fish in the world?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>A Kipper<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the fish get poor grades in school?<br \/><\/strong>Because it was below sea level<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the shark cross the road?<br \/><\/strong>To get to the other tide<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the fish astronomer say?<br \/><\/strong>The universe is infinite<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is a fish\u2019s favorite musical instrument?<br \/><\/strong>The bass drum<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why was the shark so good at singing the blues?<br \/><\/strong>He\u2019s had sole<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the fish say when eels crashed his party?<br \/><\/strong>The Moray the merrier!<\/p>\n<p><strong>My father told me to never date a fisherman<br \/><\/strong>They\u2019ll only string you along<\/p>\n<p><strong>What fish stands out the most at night?<br \/><\/strong>A starfish<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do fish sleep?<br \/><\/strong>In their water beds<\/p>\n<p><strong>What was the fish that stomped all over Japan?<br \/><\/strong>Codzilla<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who is the most underrated member in the fish band?<br \/><\/strong>Their bass player<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the chef leave his job at the diner?<br \/><\/strong>Because he had bigger fish to fry<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did Dorothy the fish say to get back to Kansas?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>There\u2019s no plaice like home<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the fish say when everyone left his house?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>Tanks for coming!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the romantic fish want?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>A gill-friend<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the brawl in the restaurant?<br \/><\/strong>Three fish were battered!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do fish astronauts go?<br \/><\/strong>Into trouter space<\/p>\n<p><strong>What country would fish live in if they could survive on land?<br \/><\/strong>Finland of course!<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do fish stay updated on what\u2019s going on in the ocean?<br \/><\/strong>They read the current news<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do you make a fish chuckle?<br \/><\/strong>Tell a whale of a tale<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the staple of a healthy fish\u2019s diet?<br \/><\/strong>Plenty of vitamin sea<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why do fish never get married?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>They are scared of intimasea<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why is seafood healthy?<br \/><\/strong>It\u2019s really good for your mussels<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the fish blush?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>He saw the ocean\u2019s bottom<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you call a fish who doesn\u2019t believe in violence?<br \/><\/strong>A pacifisht<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the woman not eat her sushi?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>It looked too fishy<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why are fish so successful?<br \/><\/strong>They take advantage of every opportunaty<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the restaurant have to throw the clams out?<br \/><\/strong>They were way past their shell-by-date<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do you reach out to a fish that you haven\u2019t seen in a while?<br \/><\/strong>Just drop them a line!<\/p>\n<p><strong>If you want something done right<br \/><\/strong>Don\u2019t leave it to salmon else<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"567\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/clever-fish-puns-shark.jpg\" alt=\"A clever shark fish pun\" class=\"wp-image-2111\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/clever-fish-puns-shark.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/clever-fish-puns-shark-600x425.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/clever-fish-puns-shark-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/clever-fish-puns-shark-768x544.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/clever-fish-puns-shark-380x269.jpg 380w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>What happens when you mix a fish and a banker?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>You get a loan shark<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the best kind of song to listen to while fishing?<br \/><\/strong>I don\u2019t know, just something catchy!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What fish gets the most speeding tickets?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>A motor pike<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why are fish so smart?<br \/><\/strong>They spend all their time in schools<\/p>\n<p><strong>A fish got caught by a fisherman<br \/><\/strong>Now he\u2019s in a boatload of trouble<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do go for a bath?<br \/><\/strong>To the river basin<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do fish keep their money?<br \/><\/strong>In the river bank<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the teenage fish get in trouble at school?<br \/><\/strong>He was using his shell phone during class<\/p>\n<p><strong>I don\u2019t always make fish puns<br \/><\/strong>But when I do, I do it just for the halibut<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you get if you cross a crab and a math teacher?<br \/><\/strong>Snappy answers<\/p>\n<p><strong>What type of fish did the Russia Tsar request for dinner?<br \/><\/strong>Tsardines<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do seahorses move so quickly?<br \/><\/strong>They scallop<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who\u2019s always employee of the month at the balloon factory?<br \/><\/strong>The blowfish<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the goldfish who lost all his money?<br \/><\/strong>Now he\u2019s a bronzefish<\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the perfect fathers day gift for a fish?<br \/><\/strong>A barbecue gill<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who makes sure the ocean is clean and tidy?<br \/><\/strong>Mermaids<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the difference between a piano and a fish?<br \/><\/strong>You can tune a piano but you can\u2019t tuna fish<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who takes care of injured fish?<br \/><\/strong>A sturgeon<\/p>\n<p><strong>That fisherman is a very below-average boxer<br \/><\/strong>All he can throw are hooks<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why is weighing a fish so simple?<br \/><\/strong>Because they come with their own scales<\/p>\n<p><strong>What swims in the sea, carries a gun, and makes you an offer you can\u2019t refuse?<br \/><\/strong>The Codfather<\/p>\n<p><strong>How did the shark get into college?<br \/><\/strong>Apparently it got in on a scallop-ship!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What warning did the fish teacher give to their student?<br \/><\/strong>I\u2019m going to confishcate your phone if you keep using it in class<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do fish bring to work with them each morning?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>A breefcase<\/p>\n<p><strong>What kind of fish should you call if you need a ride somewhere?<br \/><\/strong>A seahorse<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why do lawyers hate having a fish as a client?<br \/><\/strong>They\u2019re always gill-ty<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why do you never see fish running large companies<br \/><\/strong>They prefer to operate on a smaller scale<\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s another name for a smelly fish?<br \/><\/strong>A stink ray<\/p>\n<p><strong>What song do fish listen to the most?<br \/><\/strong>Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you drown<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who took the baby octopus for ransom?<br \/><\/strong>Squidnappers!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you call a fish that you bring to an event?<br \/><\/strong>An Octoplus one<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the fish say when his relationship started to flounder?<br \/><\/strong>Halibut we talk and figure this out?<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you call underwater organized criminals?<br \/><\/strong>Lobsters<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the fish have a successful career as an actor?<br \/><\/strong>It was a starfish<\/p>\n<p><strong>Have you ever met a shy fish?<br \/><\/strong>They\u2019re rather koi<\/p>\n<p><strong>What kind of seafood can you get in saunas?<br \/><\/strong>Steamed mussels<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did you ever hear the story of the illiterate fisherman?<br \/><\/strong>He was lost at C<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/goldfish-cute-pun.jpg\" alt=\"Goldfish pun text\" class=\"wp-image-2110\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/goldfish-cute-pun.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/goldfish-cute-pun-600x401.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/goldfish-cute-pun-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/goldfish-cute-pun-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/goldfish-cute-pun-380x254.jpg 380w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>What is the most expensive fish in the world?<br \/><\/strong>The goldfish<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did you see the fish wearing the tuxedo?<br \/><\/strong>He looked very sofishticated<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the fish say to his girlfriend?<br \/><\/strong>Your plaice or mine?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do you find an octopus that\u2019s going through a rough time?<br \/><\/strong>On squid row!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why do fish swim in schools?<br \/><\/strong>Because they can\u2019t walk<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the optometrist make tons of fish-eye soup?<br \/><\/strong>Because it helps him see through the week<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why should fish never go into business together?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>They work better as sole operators<\/p>\n<p><strong>The fish used to have a girlfriend, but eventually he lobster<br \/><\/strong>Then he floundered<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why is it hard to make a fish take responsibility?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>They say it\u2019s always salmon else\u2019s fault<\/p>\n<p><strong>How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/><\/strong>Only one, an electric eel<\/p>\n<p><strong>What TV show do fish like the most?<br \/><\/strong>Tuna Half Men<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did you hear about the fish that got injured at the gym?<br \/><\/strong>He pulled a muscle<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the fish boss say to his employee?<br \/><\/strong>Cod I borrow you for five minutes?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why don\u2019t sharks ever pay sticker price when they\u2019re shopping?<br \/><\/strong>Because they are sale-fish<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you get if you cross a priest with a trout?<br \/><\/strong>A monkfish!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who is the leader of the underwater transformers?<br \/><\/strong>Octopus Prime<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do fish go to work?<br \/><\/strong>The offish<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the employee say to his boss?<br \/><\/strong>I\u2019ll dolphinitely have those reports on your desk by the end of the day<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why do companies run by fish never last long?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>They\u2019re always needing to scale back<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you call a lazy crustacean?<br \/><\/strong>A slobster<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you say to a fish when it\u2019s getting upset?<br \/><\/strong>You need to clam down<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do you get an octopus to laugh?<br \/><\/strong>Give it tentacles<\/p>\n<p><strong>The chef of that extremely busy seafood restaurant seems tired all the time<br \/><\/strong>Yeah, he has a lox on his plate<\/p>\n<p><strong>What does the Loch Ness Monster eat?<br \/><\/strong>Fish-n-ships<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the shark\u2019s friends tell her when her relationship ended?<br \/><\/strong>There are plenty of other fish in the sea<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do you tuna fish?<br \/><\/strong>Just adjust their scales<\/p>\n<p><strong>What kind of fish go to heaven?\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>Angelfish<\/p>\n<p><strong>What TV shows do young fish like?<br \/><\/strong>Cartunas<\/p>\n<p><strong>How did the dolphin get enough money to buy their car?<br \/><\/strong>It prawned everything else!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the fish say when it ran into the big wall?<br \/><\/strong>Dam<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Fish-Puns-Damn.jpg\" alt=\"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Damn!\" class=\"wp-image-6094\" width=\"403\" height=\"443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Fish-Puns-Damn.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Fish-Puns-Damn-600x659.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Fish-Puns-Damn-273x300.jpg 273w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Fish-Puns-Damn-768x843.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aquariumsource.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Fish-Puns-Damn-380x417.jpg 380w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>How do shellfish get to the hospital?<br \/><\/strong>They get picked up by a clambulance<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you call an aquatic social network?<br \/><\/strong>Fishbook<\/p>\n<p><strong>What game do fish play at parties?<br \/><\/strong>Salmon says<\/p>\n<p><strong>What does a fish wear to keep warm in the winter?<br \/><\/strong>A shoal!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What did the nervous fish say in the haunted house?<br \/><\/strong>I\u2019m outta this plaice!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What phrase is written on fish dollar bills?<br \/><\/strong>In cod we trust<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scientists have just discovered that sharks can also squirt ink<br \/><\/strong>Just squidding!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did I tell you I checked out that new seafood restaurant?<br \/><\/strong>I\u2019m totally hooked<\/p>\n<p><strong>What happened to the fish who swallowed his keys?<br \/><\/strong>He got lockjaw!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where do fish practice their yoga?<br \/><\/strong>The river bend<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who do fish pray to?<br \/><\/strong>Cod Almighty<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why was the fish such a valuable employee at the charity?<br \/><\/strong>He was reely good at findraising<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you get when you cross a jacket with an octopus?<br \/><\/strong>A coat of arms<\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the name for a fish that can give you a face-lift?<br \/><\/strong>A plastic sturgeon<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t they like the fisherman?<br \/><\/strong>Because he was too shellfish<\/p>\n<p><strong>How do fish visit their favorite websites?<br \/><\/strong>They visit the internet<\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the difference between a lawyer and a fish?<br \/><\/strong>One is a scum-sucking scavenger and the other is just a fish<\/p>\n<p><strong>What do you call a naked fish?<br \/><\/strong>Bareacudas<\/p>\n<p>We hope you enjoyed this list of fish puns! 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