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Give us your rare earth minerals, or enjoy the warm embrace of Mother Russia.<\/em> Truly heartwarming. Nothing screams \u201cleader of the free world\u201d like shaking down an ally mid-war and then throwing a tantrum when they don\u2019t grovel fast enough. Diplomacy? Nah. This is hostage negotiations with extra capitalism.<\/strong> Bravo<\/p>\n

Zelensky is now stuck in the world\u2019s worst reality show where he has to choose between negotiating with Putin (a man who literally<\/em> wants him erased) or appeasing Trump, who treats Ukraine like a failing franchise of the U.S. military-industrial complex. Tough gig. Maybe next season, he\u2019ll get a contestant who actually believes in democracy instead of a transactional landlord demanding rent in lithium.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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Give us your rare earth minerals, or enjoy the warm embrace of Mother Russia. Truly heartwarming. Nothing screams \u201cleader of the free world\u201d like shaking down an ally mid-war and then throwing a tantrum when they don\u2019t grovel fast enough. Diplomacy? Nah. This is hostage negotiations with extra capitalism. 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