{"id":132121,"date":"2025-03-14T03:48:21","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T03:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/alcohol\/lone-river-ranch-water-review-its-just-the-booze-dancing\/"},"modified":"2025-03-14T03:48:21","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T03:48:21","slug":"lone-river-ranch-water-review-its-just-the-booze-dancing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=132121","title":{"rendered":"Lone River Ranch Water Review \u2013 It&#8217;s just the booze dancing\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"27772\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/2024\/06\/19\/lone-river-ranch-water\/lone-river-ranch-water-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"854,1280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D5500&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1716329704&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;35&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1250&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0008&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Lone River Ranch Water \u2013 1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg?w=200\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg?w=683\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-27772\" src=\"https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg?w=683\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg?w=683 683w, https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg?w=100 100w, https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg?w=200 200w, https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg?w=768 768w, https:\/\/boozedancing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/lone-river-ranch-water-1.jpeg 854w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\"\/><\/p>\n<p>With summer heat fast approaching, it\u2019s time to think about adult beverages that will quench your thirst as the hot sun tries to bake and broil the life out of you. Sure, you could reach for a lager, pilsner, hard seltzer, or some other lowish ABV beverage. Or you can do things the West Texas way\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ranch Water is what we\u2019ll be discussing on today\u2019s episode and this canned version comes to us from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.loneriverbevco.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lone River Beverage Company<\/a>. Here are a few words about their highly portable version of this West Texas favorite:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px\"><strong><em>Inspired By The West<br \/><\/em><\/strong><em>A Lone River cuts through the high desert of Far West Texas. Out of the Lone River flows Ranch Water. Legend has it, the first soul to taste Ranch Water followed miles of Texas stars until found asleep under a pi\u00f1on tree. While what transpired on that journey remains a mystery, its spirit inspires the hard seltzers we make today.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We don\u2019t have a pi\u00f1on tree to fall asleep under, but we do have four different versions of Lone River Ranch Water to discuss: The Original, Red Grapefruit, Prickly Pear, and Spicy. Click play on the following video to find out what we thought of them:<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\">\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Lone River Ranch Water Review\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/g5h3wTpMPyk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>If you like what you saw and heard, please subscribe to our blog and\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCXbcEUpzXknpbOsiFhD7l4w\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">YouTube Channel<\/a>. 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