{"id":128522,"date":"2025-03-12T14:01:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-12T14:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/alabama\/happy-gump-day-sears-philon-make-all-conference-on-the-eve-of-the-secs-biggest-tournament-ever\/"},"modified":"2025-03-12T14:01:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-12T14:01:14","slug":"happy-gump-day-sears-philon-make-all-conference-on-the-eve-of-the-secs-biggest-tournament-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=128522","title":{"rendered":"Happy Gump Day: Sears, Philon make All-Conference on the eve of the SEC\u2019s biggest Tournament ever"},"content":{"rendered":"


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Good morning to everyone, except this Karen!<\/p>\n

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\u201cNick Saban said the word shit twice, bitch once and something else I can\u2019t remember,\u201d the complaint, obtained by AL.com via a Freedom of Information Act request to the FCC, read in part. \u201cI tune (in) to gain knowledge and insight on college football, not to have profanity stuffed in my face by a former coach trying to be funny. It will continue until you (fine) them a million dollars or more. Chinchy fines accomplish nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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  1. \u201cChincy\u201d is not a real world.<\/li>\n
  2. Nick Saban was \u201cnot trying to be funny.\u201d He\u2019s a hillcritter who spent half a century in a male-dominated, very competitive environment with men of all stripes. Euphemisms and off-color analogies are going to happen. That\u2019s the nature of the beast. <\/li>\n
  3. People who complain about mild profanity in football <\/em>are the same dunderheads who show up to stadiums and expect a church service. The entire sport is a metaphor for war, FFS. If somehow you made it this far in life and are in such a tizzy about mild imprecatory language, then I would direct your attention to that wordsmith, Ice T \u2014 what he said three decades ago is perhaps relevant<\/a> to you. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n