{"id":113831,"date":"2025-02-27T18:39:16","date_gmt":"2025-02-27T18:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peraltafinancing.com\/animal\/waitress-service-my-shetland\/"},"modified":"2025-02-27T18:39:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T18:39:16","slug":"waitress-service-my-shetland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivemor.com\/?p=113831","title":{"rendered":"Waitress Service | My Shetland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div id=\"post-76905\">\n\t\t\t\t<!-- .entry-header --><\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>My morning started with a superb rainbow over the big shed.\u00a0 I shall obviously be looking at both ends for the pots of gold, though I fear that I am hardly going to find much in the feed shed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76916\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5353.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>And Lambie\u2019s field is not really a likely place, either.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76915\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5357.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, clutching my three buckets, I went to feed the Icelandic horses.\u00a0 Everyone has their own spot and Kolka eats around the corner.\u00a0 But she quickly appeared having wolfed down her breakfast on a mission to steal Iacs\u2019 food.\u00a0 I said she couldn\u2019t.\u00a0 She said she could and we went on like that.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76917\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5360.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t like thieves (or liars for that matter) and luckily Kolka was content to talk to me rather than pursue her ambition.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76914\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5362.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I also wanted to protect Haakon who had arrived late to his bucket and had some catching up to do.\u00a0 Luckily, he had the small hoover attachment with him who \u201chelped\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76912\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5364.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile Kolka worked her charm.\u00a0 She does enjoy a chat.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76911\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5369.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Kolka is quite the character and rarely any trouble. However, I keep away from her back end and tell her when I am walking round her, praying to the Gods she doesn\u2019t kick \u2013 she has form and it isn\u2019t pretty.\u00a0 But as long as she knows where I am and where I am going she is ok with me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76910\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5370.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I think by now we\u2019ve reached an understanding and she is not stupid.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76909\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5371.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Little Fivla was enjoying the almost-spring sunshine.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76918\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5349.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>The old ladies like being around the house and try and mug me when I\u2019m outside for extra buckets of food because basically I offer a waitress service 24\/7 apparently.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76922\" src=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_5351.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-block sd-like jetpack-likes-widget-wrapper jetpack-likes-widget-unloaded\" id=\"like-post-wrapper-47143706-76905-67c0b154bd7ec\" data-src=\"https:\/\/widgets.wp.com\/likes\/#blog_id=47143706&amp;post_id=76905&amp;origin=myshetland.co.uk&amp;obj_id=47143706-76905-67c0b154bd7ec\" data-name=\"like-post-frame-47143706-76905-67c0b154bd7ec\" data-title=\"Like or Reblog\">\n<h3 class=\"sd-title\">Like this:<\/h3>\n<p><span class=\"button\"><span>Like<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"loading\">Loading&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"sd-text-color\"\/><a class=\"sd-link-color\"\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!-- .entry-content --><\/p>\n<footer class=\"entry-meta\">\n\t\t\tThis entry was posted in <a href=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/category\/myshetland\/\" rel=\"category tag\">MyShetland<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/waitress-service-2\/\" title=\"5:30 pm\" rel=\"bookmark\"><time class=\"entry-date\" datetime=\"2025-02-27T17:30:32+00:00\">February 27, 2025<\/time><\/a><span class=\"by-author\"> by <span class=\"author vcard\"><a class=\"url fn n\" href=\"https:\/\/myshetland.co.uk\/author\/francestaylor\/\" title=\"View all posts by Frances\" rel=\"author\">Frances<\/a><\/span><\/span>.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/footer>\n<p><!-- .entry-meta -->\n\t<\/div>\n<p><script>(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_GB\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&amp;appId=249643311490&version=v2.3\"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));<\/script><br \/>\n<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My morning started with a superb rainbow over the big shed.\u00a0 I shall obviously be looking at both ends for the pots of gold, though I fear that I am hardly going to find much in the feed shed. 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