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\nEmail was fun, but we can do better.<\/p>\n
It’s time for us to disrupt the entire personal communication ecosystem. We need to upgrade to fmail. <\/p>\n
Email was good for two types of things:
1. Receiving annoying messages from people we know who want something from us, and
2. Receiving annoying messages from people we don’t<\/i> know who want something from us.<\/p>\n
The time has come for us to bifurcate. I love to say bifurcate.<\/p>\n
Email can remain the system of choice to connect with the people we know<\/i>. It would be made up primarily of messages concerning…<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 – Meetings we don’t want to go to
\u00a0\u00a0 – Dinners we don’t want to eat
\u00a0\u00a0 – Parties we don’t want to attend
\u00a0\u00a0 – Weddings taking place on days we were planning to play golf
\u00a0\u00a0 – People cancelling lunch plans
\u00a0\u00a0 – Naughty jokes that aren’t funny
\u00a0\u00a0 – Political opinions that are hilariously funny<\/p>\n
Then there’s fmail.<\/p>\n
First of all, let’s not pretend we don’t know what the f stands for. Fmail would constitute about 99% of what is currently called email. It would include…<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 – Notifications that we have to update Flash
\u00a0\u00a0 – Invitations to attend the Double Secret Real-Time Programmatic Insider Summit
\u00a0\u00a0 – Amazing deals on airline flights to places we don’t want to go
\u00a0\u00a0 – Amazing deals on hotel rooms we don’t want to occupy
\u00a0\u00a0 – It’s someone on LinkedIn’s birthday!
\u00a0\u00a0 – How do rate our recent stay at St. Larry’s Hospital?<\/p>\n
There are other changes that need to be made to the messaging ecosystem. Just to get the ball rolling… If you’re a male athlete, please don’t text me pictures of your dick. Also, if you’re a Russian female athlete, please don’t text me pictures of your dick. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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