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This is not a test. It\u2019s a state of emergency! A full-blown national state of emergency!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes, that\u2019s right, once again, we need to dispense with the rule of law and take a series of emergency measures in order to save \u201cdemocracy,\u201d or \u201cfreedom,\u201d or \u201cto remedy the distress of the people and the nation,\u201d or \u201cprotect the people from a respiratory virus,\u201d or a \u201cwoke mind virus,\u201d or \u201cdeep state agents,\u201d or \u201cthe terrorists,\u201d or \u201cbureaucrats,\u201d or \u201cinsubordinate judges,\u201d and \u201cMake America Great Again!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fortunately, God has personally appointed Elon Musk, the multi-billionaire, Military-Industrial Complex embedded, transhumanist, global-capitalist oligarch, to serve as a Superhero-like savior, and rescue the American people from Evil! Or, OK, technically God personally appointed Trump, but Trump personally appointed Elon, which God knew he would do, being omniscient, and omnipotent, and so on. So, basically, Elon has carte blanche<\/em> from God to take whatever emergency measures to save America he deems appropriate, and anyone who stands in his way is \u201ccorrupt,\u201d and \u201cevil,\u201d and an \u201cenemy of the state,\u201d who deserves to be arrested and prosecuted, and imprisoned, or at the very least harrassed and intimidated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n For example, Paula Kerger, CEO of PBS, who is being hauled in front of Elon\u2019s DOGE Subcommittee to explain why PBS failed to conform to official \u201creality\u201d as determined by Elon, and the ADL, and the MAGA Ministry of Truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Suppressive Persons like Paula Kerger and the staff of the Public Broadcasting System cannot be allowed to interpret events however they interpret them. We\u2019re in a state of emergency! Screw all that freedom of speech and the press stuff! How can Elon rescue America if people are free to contradict what he says?! After all, the American people elected Musk and Trump so that they could dictate what is \u201ctrue,\u201d and punish anyone who disagrees with them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n OK, sure, some of what they say isn\u2019t true, or not exactly true, or is shameless lies, but sometimes you have to lie to people to save them from evil, because \u2026 well, people are stupid, so you have to bombard them with official propaganda and lies and whip them up into frenzies of fanatical hatred of your official enemies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n For example, the \u201cfifty-million-dollar USAID terrorist condom bomb\u201d story \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2026 which, of course, was a load of ridiculous bullshit. But that doesn\u2019t matter, because the primary purpose of official propaganda is not to trick anyone; it is to disseminate talking points to your followers who will repeat whatever preposterous lies you make up like a bunch of lobotomized parrots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Or the \u201cReuters was paid millions for social deception\u201d story, which was also bullshit, but which Elon and his minions got their legion of morons to mindlessly repeat, over and over, and over again, on Elon\u2019s social media platform, X \u2026 which, in case it hasn\u2019t quite sunk in yet, is a propaganda apparatus of the US government, as in it\u2019s literally owned and operated by a Military-Industrial Complex embedded, global corporatist government official.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But whatever. Who gives a shit what\u2019s true? We\u2019re saving America from Libtardism, and deep-state agents, and the transgender Communists! There is a fucking war on! Screw the truth!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Oh yeah, and also, screw the rule of law and the Constitution of the United States! If the judges won\u2019t obey Elon\u2019s orders, impeach them! They\u2019re destroying America!<\/p>\n\n\n\n And if journalists won\u2019t\u00a0conform to MAGA Newspeak<\/a>, ban them from attending our glorious leaders\u2019 events! Unperson them! Make examples of them! Unleash the basic pleasure model on them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Plus, the shock-and-awe phase won\u2019t last. It\u2019s just a few weeks to flatten the curve, or maybe a few months, or until Elon and his buddies develop an anti-woke-mind-virus \u201cvaccine,\u201d or an anti-libtard Neuralink implant, or we all fly off to Mars, or whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n In the meantime, the most important thing to do \u2014 apart from mindlessly parroting whatever lies Elon and his sycophants post on X \u2014 is to get down on your knees and thank him, and his consortium of global-capitalist behemoths, and Saudi royals, and assorted oligarchs<\/a>, for literally saving freedom of speech, and America, and freedom, and anything else you can think of to grovelingly thank him for!<\/p>\n\n\n\n If you\u2019re not sure how to do that properly, my old friends Jeffrey and Chris can help!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Oh, and, sorry, I lied. This is a test. Just like the \u201cCovid pandemic\u201d was a test. Pretty much everything in life is a test. A test that we take, and then grade, ourselves. How are you doing on this one so far?<\/p>\n The post This is Not a Test<\/a> appeared first on Activist Post<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n Do not adjust your telescreen. This is not a test. It\u2019s a state of emergency! A full-blown national state of emergency! Yes, that\u2019s right, once again, we need to dispense with the rule of law and take a series of emergency measures in order to save \u201cdemocracy,\u201d or \u201cfreedom,\u201d or \u201cto remedy the distress of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":101091,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12022],"tags":[13597],"dealstore":[],"offerexpiration":[],"class_list":["post-101089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-activist","tag-test"],"yoast_head":"\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.activistpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-66.png\")
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Also, the arts! The arts are full of perverts! We need to get the whole art thing cleaned up!\u00a0Trump firing the board of the Kennedy Center and installing himself as Chairman<\/a>\u00a0was a good start, but if we\u2019re going to Make America Great Again, we\u2019re going to need to get a little more radical. Perhaps a new\u00a0Degenerate Art exhibition<\/a>! Elon could name one of his coder kids \u201cNational MAGA Minister of Culture\u201d! There must be a database of all the degenerate artists and writers and intellectuals somewhere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.activistpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-71.png\")
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I know, you\u2019re thinking this all sounds a bit drastic, but remember, we\u2019re in a state of emergency! It\u2019s a crisis! There\u2019s no time to stop and think! Or question our leaders or The Science, or whatever! The woke mind virus is spreading like wildfire!<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.activistpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-72.png\")
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