Every year in the winter
I search for a splinter
of the truth about Santa Claus
Every corner at night
is filled with their sight
Which one is the real Santa Claus
I grab and I steal
they scream and they squeal
as I kidnap the Santa Claus
Down a hole he will go
by the tree I find coal
I’ve caught me the wrong Santa Claus
I cry to myself
on the loose is that elf
That they call the Santa Claus
So Merry Christmas to you
Unless your a Jew
Then Happy Hanukkah from the real Santa Claus
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Happy Holidays from the WORSE Santa Claus Kidnapper EVER.
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Our Daily Challenge: Too Much
(I don’t know how many Santa Claus’ I actually have but it’s a lot and boy are they MAD)
Posted by hbmike2000 on 2013-12-25 16:11:43
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